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  1. bad ideas
    Just Give People HandoutsSometimes it’s not that complicated.
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    What the Hell Is Vexit?A native of western Virginia tries to explain.
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    Trump Is Eyeing Herman Cain for the Federal Reserve BoardAppointing a pizza magnate with a history of sexual harassment to the central bank might sound crazy at first. But upon reflection, it’s totally nuts.
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    Trump Agrees That His U.S.-Russia Cybersecurity Unit Will Never WorkThe president reversed himself after the idea was panned by both Democrats and Republicans.
  5. Oklahoma Lawmaker’s Money-Saving Plan: Hand Kids Who Don’t Speak English to ICEThe proposal could save the state $60 million … if rounding up children wasn’t illegal, expensive, and unpopular.
  6. The 20 Percent Tariff on Mexico That Wasn’tSean Spicer explained the House GOP’s border-adjustment tax poorly. The media assumed the worst. “Fake news” ensued.
  7. Mexican Finance Minister Resigns Amid Backlash to Trump VisitLuis Videgaray reportedly came up with the idea of inviting Trump to the country. It wasn’t his best idea.
  8. Here’s a $2,000 Cheating-Detection MattressWhat everyone with a cheating spouse is looking for: data.
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    A Plan to Turn Central Park Into a Deep ValleyThe scheme is very … interesting. 
  10. enter pursued by a bear
    Boy Scout Leader Attacked by Bear in New JerseyAlso maybe don’t take children into caves during hibernation season. 
  11. can u not
    Citadel Cadets Suspended After Wearing White Pillowcases on HeadsThe students at the military college said they were performing a “Ghosts of Christmas Past” sketch.
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    Canadian Man Faces Jail Time for Smuggling Turtles in His PantsHe strapped 41 turtles around his legs and hid 10 in between.
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    Why Chicago Bulls’ Jimmy Butler Intentionally Broke Off His Rear-View MirrorOne man’s metaphor is another man’s moving violation.
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    New Watch Comes With Extra Apple Watch SlotThe Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of watches — except both sides are awful.
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    How to Cover Up Your Confederate-Flag TattooWith a bear, perhaps.
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    Objects in the Rearview Mirror May Appear More Racist Than They Are“Ziggin Zaggin” was a bad slogan, anyway.
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    6th-Grader Pens Handwritten Apology for Calling 911 and Yelling ‘Deez Nuts’“I am writing an apology for what I did last night. Last night I called and said deez nuts.”
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    Flight Attendant Poses for Pic in Engine WellIt’ll take just a second.
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    Burglary Suspects Caught After Leaving Trail of Macaroni Salad From Crime SceneAlways cover your mac tracks.
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    Man Forced to Awkwardly Ride Elevator With Woman He Just RobbedElevators are terrible places to rob people.
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    Groupon Recalls Counterfeit Condoms and Also, Who Buys Condoms on Groupon?The fake Durex condoms may have holes in them.
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    Man Replaces ‘White History Month’ Sign With ‘Going Out of Business’ SignAnd now he’s asking for money.
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    Teacher Fired for In-Classroom BullyingThey wrote that she’s “ugly” and “fake.”
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    Monsanto Lobbyist Says Weed Killer Safe to DrinkPatrick Moore says you can drink Roundup, he just won’t.
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    Cops Find Suspect Through Snapchat StoryAt least he’s honest.
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    Starbucks Stops Fighting Racism With Coffee CupsYou missed your chance to have an awkward talk with your barista.
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    University Catalogue Cover Accidentally Becomes Perfect Metaphor for AmericaUniversity of North Georgia’s catalogue shows white men beating a black man and a woman in a race.
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    Journalists Terrorize Starbucks Baristas“I’m actually working right now, OK, so I’m sorry about that, no comment.”
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    Starbucks to Solve Racism by Writing Stuff on CupsCEO Howard Schultz is encouraging baristas to discuss race relations with customers.
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    Kansas Governor Makes LGBT Discrimination LegalWhat year is it?
  31. If Hillary Is Elected, We Can Call Bill ‘Adam’And brace ourselves for lots more dad humor.
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    Creep Pretends to Be NYPD Officer, Pulls Over Woman and Asks for Her NumberSir, you’re under arrest for being corny as hell.
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    An Illinois Woman Is Trying to Trademark Eric Garner’s Last WordsShe says it’s not for monetary gain.
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    Will of World’s Most Selfish Pet-Owner: Kill My Dog So We Can Be Buried TogetherA Cincinnati woman’s will insists her dog Bella is euthanized.
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    South Dakota Yanks ‘Don’t Jerk and Drive’ Ad CampaignWonder why.
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    Embarrassing Public Marriage Proposal Accidentally Ruins 6 ApartmentsWorst proposal ever.
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    Kids Call 911 for Very Important Christmas EmergencySanta was not available to discuss.
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    Staten Island Restaurant Very Sorry for Naming Dessert ‘Roofie Colada’It doesn’t even actually have roofies in it!
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    News Crew Accidentally Captures Drug Deal on Live TVWhat a buncha doofuses.
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    Cheap Jerk Arrested for Offering Cop $3 and a Chicken Dinner for SexAt least make it steak.
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    Man Tries to Get Out of DWI by Eating His Breathalyzer Test ResultsKind of brilliant.
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    Ex-FIFA Exec Bought a Trump Tower Apartment Just for His CatsSame.
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    Soylent Creator Hacks PoopingSomeone had to do it.
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    LAX Flight Delayed Due to Stupid Wi-Fi NameWhoever did this should go on the No-Fly list.
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    Hollywood So Out of Ideas It’s Now Turning to Quora Threads for InspirationYikes.
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    Woman Gets Stuck in Chimney While Trying to Enter Her Online Date’s HomeWow, they’re really putting the Christmas decorations out earlier and earlier every year.
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    Man Tries to Disguise Stolen Citi Bike by Painting It PurpleSpoiler: It didn’t work.
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    Lucas Apologizes for Wife’s Facebook RantThat’s one way to reinvigorate newspaper ad sales.
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    Fracking Company Produces Pink Drill Bits in the Name of Breast-Cancer ResearchTotally not a weird move at all, nope.
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    College Republicans Dumb Down Voting So Young Women Can Understand ItIt’s so bad.
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