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Balloon Boy

  1. Balloon Boy’s Heavy-Metal Band Is Playing in New York Next WeekBut don’t be surprised if you show up and he’s actually in an attic somewhere. 
  2. people we forgot existed
    Balloon Dad Richard Heene Is Absolutely Obsessed With Scratching His BackRemember Balloon Dad? He’s still weird.
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    Balloon Dad Is Going to Jail, Must Apologize for Being a JerkAnd he can’t make any money from this, either.
  4. gossipmonger
    Mischa Barton Doesn’t Like to Grocery Shop Without Her DogAnd more celebrity quirks revealed, in our daily gossip roundup.
  5. jerks
    Balloon Parents Owe $42,000 for the Best Prank of 2009But they don’t plan to pay.
  6. jerks
    Balloon Dad ‘Falls on His Sword’Not literally, unfortunately.
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    Frank Rich: Balloon Dad Was Just Trying to Feed His FamilyIf Richard Heene didn’t exist, we would have to invent him, or whatever.
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    ‘Balloon Mom’ Comes Clean, Admits It Was All a HoaxMayumi Heene cracks.
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    Someone Has Gone Through the Trouble of Making a Balloon Boy Halloween CostumeLet people know you’ve seen the news recently!
  10. things that bring us all together
    Why We All Need Bloomberg Help DeskAs opposed to, say, Dell Help. Or your own IT people.
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    Balloon Family Neighbor Gets in Stupid Immature Tussle With MediaThe situation on the ground outside the Heene family’s suburban home is descending into chaos.
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    The Top Five Balloon Boy Tribute SongsBecause our complicated emotions can only be expressed through the majesty of music.
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    Which ‘Media Outlet’ Is Involved in the Balloon-Family Story?But what constitutes a “media outlet” these days, anyway?
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    Balloon Mishap Officially Declared a Hoax: ‘These People are Actors’It’s a publicity stunt, just like we all thought. And by a bunch of lousy actors who met in Hollywood!
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    Latest Balloon Family News: Charges Pending, Former Assistant Offers Hoax ProofThe Heenes are in hot water.
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    Balloon Dad is Obsessed with Boxes!Don’t put Richard Heene in a box. He’d probably love that!
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    Balloon Boy Dad Making ‘Big Announcement’ This MorningWho knows what Richard Heene will say at the press conference today?
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    Weather Devices Not the Only Thing Balloon Dad Is Floating on TV These DaysAnd we thought this story couldn’t reach a new low.
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    Balloon Dad Thinks Hillary Clinton Is a Reptile, or SomethingAn old video of Richard Heene confirms everything else we’ve learned about Richard Heene.
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    Balloon Boy Barfs on Live TVBut this doesn’t stop his parents from continuing their interview, natch.
  21. scary things that turn into funny things
    Balloon Boy Lets the Cat Out of the Balloon, Admits Hoax“You guys said that we did this for the show.”
  22. scary things that turn into funny things
    Boy Who Wasn’t In Balloon Found Alive!A nation is relieved.
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    Yes, There Is a Boy in a Balloon Somewhere Over Colorado [Wait, No, There Isn’t]Falcon Heene, who was thought to be in a helium balloon thousands of feet in the air this afternoon, is still missing.