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  1. twins!
    Fraternal Twins Give Identical Twins the Side-Eye at Annual Twins FestivalDid you know there is a hierarchy among twins?
  2. blobs
    Report: Track Palin Fathers Baby GirlSarah’s a grandma again!
  3. blobs
    For Twenty Years Now, a Higher Percentage of New Yorkers Have Fled This State Than Have Residents of Any Other StateBut we keep having an insane amount of babies, so our population remains the same!
  4. things that sound awful but actually turn out to be sort of nice
    Woman Gives Birth in McDonald’s Bathroom in NewarkWhat’s amazing is that this is a happy story.
  5. blobs
    J-Vanka Gave Birth to a Girl [Updated]She will go on to rule the Chapin School with an iron fist, we suspect.
  6. party chat
    Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Talk TwinsThe happy couple talk to us about their 8-month olds.
  7. blobs
    Piers Morgan Is Expecting AgainThe baby will be his fourth, but his first with his wife of one year, Celia Walden.
  8. awful miracles
    Newborn Baby Survives Twelve Hours After Being Thrown Down Garbage ChuteWell this is awful, and yet miraculous.
  9. the most important people in the world
    Here Is a Picture of Ivanka Trump Dressed As a Pregnant Playboy BunnyIt’s from ‘Harper’s Bazaar,’ bazaarly.
  10. private eyes are watching you
    Google Ad Leverages Adorable Asian Baby to Get You to Give Up Your DataThey are using blobs against you!
  11. blobs
    Us Weekly: Ethan Hawke and Ryan Shawhughes Expecting Second ChildIt’s Ethan’s fourth!
  12. blobs
    Contessa Brewer Is PregnantThat’s nice.
  13. cable news news
    Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby GirlThe Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
  14. good things happening to people we like
    Mariska Hargitay Adopts a Baby!The ‘Law & Order: SVU’ star brought the baby girl home from Texas last week.
  15. blobs
    ‘Will the Older Generation Pay for Educating a Younger Generation That Looks Less Like Itself?’The ‘Times’ is worried about all these minority babies.
  16. school daze
    Park Slope Has Run Out of Classrooms for KindergartnersNobody panic. Oops, too late.
  17. blobs
    Martha Stewart Is Now a Grandmother!Oh, also Alexis Stewart is now a mother.
  18. blobs
    J–Vanka Is Having a Girl!This girl-child will want for nothing in the world.
  19. the most important people in the world
    Pregnancy Has Made Kate Hudson So Sick, So Silly!“I babble a lot. I forget words.”
  20. blobs
    All of a Sudden Nicole Kidman Has Another BabySee what happens when you let yourself get distracted by sparkly dresses and naughty jokes?
  21. blobs
    Queen Elizabeth Is a Great-Grandmother NowShe’s the first British monarch to be a great-grandparent in a hundred years.
  22. blobs
    Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby Boy!And they named him after a song!
  23. blobs
    Alanis Morissette Has Baby, Names It ‘Ever Imre’We don’t know what that means, nor do we care.
  24. blobs and the people who own them
    Jennifer Connelly Is Pregnant AgainAt last some good news!
  25. party chat
    Nicole Kidman’s 2-Year-Old Likes to ‘Pop a Little Blush On and Some Lip Gloss’Little Sunday Rose is a precocious one.
  26. blobs
    Martha Stewart Is Going to Become a GrandmotherThis is going to be the most tricked-out baby ever.
  27. robot overlords
    They Are Teaching Babies to Learn From RobotsWhy would they do that?
  28. good things happening to people we like
    Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Welcome TwinsHello, little Gideon Scott and Harper Grace!
  29. good things happening to people we like
    Rachel Dratch Had Her Baby!His name is Eli.
  30. blobs
    The Second-Most Popular Male Baby Name in New York State in 2009 Was JaydenWe’re still thanking Britney Spears for that.
  31. blobs with black cards
    This Baby Has an American Express Black CardAll the other babies at the club want to sit at his table.
  32. fearmongering
    Your Baby Is FatAnd it is not cute.
  33. the most important people in the world
    Christopher Walken Recalls His Diaper Days“I remember this marvelous warm breeze coming in, so it was around June, and I was a couple of months old.”
  34. blobs and the people who own them
    Major Source of White Babies for Yuppie Parents May Be Cut OffRussia is threatening to block American adoptions.
  35. blobs and the people who own them
    Naming a Human Is a Very Big Deal and You Should Not Blow ItBut let’s face it, you probably will.
  36. the vampire squid
    Goldman Sachs Accused of Disrespecting the Miracle of LifeThe embattled firm is being sued by an ex-employee who claims she was put on the “mommy track.”
  37. blobs and the people who own them
    Babies Have Literally Become an AccessoryThey’re like the new pashmina.
  38. j-vanka
    J-Vanka Is Not Growing the Perfect Manhattan Alpha Baby… yet.
  39. blobs
    The Bun Is Out of Padma’s Oven!She’s named Krishna.
  40. blobs and the people who own them
    Brooklyn Bar Takes Controversial Step of Banning BabiesRisks pissing off powerful baby lobby. (Blobby?)
  41. the magic of the internet
    This Baby’s Gaze Could Burn a Hole Right Through YouNo, literally.
  42. in other news
    ‘Please Catch My Baby!’This may be the most quintessential ‘Post’ headline ever.
  43. blobs
    Study: Adoptive Parents Don’t Seek Out Black Baby Boys, Unless They Are CheapA study out this month shows that adoptive parents prefer white and Hispanic babies over black ones, and girls over boys. Unless they can get a steep discount.
  44. blobs and the people who own them
    Stupid Babies Always Interfering With Single Gal’s Carrie Bradshaw FantasyA common problem for which there is an easy solution.
  45. blobs
    Cops Cracking Down on Kids’ Seat BeltsStrap those babies down!
  46. the most important people in the world
    Sarah Jessica Parker: ‘I Love the Smell of Diapers’“I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good.”
  47. High-strung New York Parents Turn to Weed to Relax“I’m sorry, but I have a stressful job, I have a baby. I need to unwind somehow.”
  48. blobs and the people who own them
    Park Slope Parents Unsurprisingly on Cutting Edge of New NeurosesBreast envy in Brooklyn.
  49. blobs
    Study: Adorable Babies Ruin Your LifeWe knew it.
  50. blobs
    It’s Only a Matter of Time Before These Frightening Creatures Invade Park SlopeAhhhh! AHHHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING?