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    Rob Ford Has Mastered the Timeless Art of Gift-Giving“Women love money. Give ‘em a couple thousand bucks and they are happy.”
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    Michele Bachmann Has Low Self-Esteem“God, I’m a loser.”
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    President Obama Confirms That Brooklyn Is ‘Blowing Up Right Now’There’s a new arena and everything. 
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    Prospects for Fixing Healthcare.gov Soon Sound Promising“No one has ever seen these kinds of errors before.”
  5. Metta World Peace, Like Many People, Finds Beds to Be Comfortable“I’m not going to lie.” 
  6. the sports section
    Metta World Peace Vaguely Aware of These So-Called ‘Brooklyn Nets’“Honestly, I don’t even know who’s on their team.”
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    Tells Us How You Really Feel About the Tea Party, Charlie Rangel” … those white crackers … “
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    Louis C.K. Is Not a Fan of the Rolling Stone Cover“F*** them.”
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    Hillary Clinton Shares Thoughts on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner“[Expletive] the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.”
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    Senator Suggests Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Edward Snowden“He ought to have to stay in the Moscow airport forever.”
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    Father of Edward Snowden’s Girlfriend Is Kind of Shocked, Kind of Not“It kind of makes sense.”
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    Edward Snowden Has an Opinion on the ‘Hero or Traitor’ Debate“I’m neither traitor nor hero.”
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    James Clapper Is Taking This NSA Business Very SeriouslyNo, he’s not. 
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    Mayor Bloomberg Tells Kids to ‘Speak Good Grammar’Good advice. 
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    Woman Who Let Powerball Winner Cut Doesn’t Mind“It could have been us, but things happen.”
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    Rob Ford Thinks His Crack Scandal Might Be Good for Toronto“Any time you can get Toronto on the map.”
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    George W. Bush Expresses Thoughts on Immigration Reform, BushilyDo the right thing.
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    Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Is Doing ‘Absolutely Fine’“My wounds are healing.”
  19. Boston’s ‘Saudi Suspect’ Finally Speaks Out“I was looking [at] them like, is it because of the color of my skin or is it because of the name of my country?”
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    Tennessee Official’s Awful Islamophobia Defense“I’m prejudiced against anyone who’s trying to tear down this country, Muslims, Mexicans, anybody.”
  21. Serving As Hitler’s Food-Taster Had Its Pros and ConsCons: Constant threat of instant death. 
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    Michele Bachmann Kind of Quoting Shakespeare: ‘Thou Protestest Too Much’On a loop. 
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    Cabbie Was Shocked by Weight of Tsarnaev Brother’s Backpack“I don’t know what you got in there, but hey, have a nice day.”
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    Stepsister: Anne Frank Would Be a Belieber“They make a lot of fuss about everything that is connected with Anne Frank.”
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    Mitt Romney Thinks His Grandkids’ Names Are Ridiculous“When I heard Winston and Eleanor I thought, It sounds like two English bulldogs.”
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    John Boehner Loses the Grammarian VoteHe wants the Senate to “get off their ass.”
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    Manti Te’o Makes UnderstatementTwitter has “been a distraction for me.”
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    Georgia Lawmaker Supports Freedom of Speech As Long As You Say Nice Things OnlyNo mean Photoshops, for sure.
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    49ers’ Chris Culliver Apologizes, OddlyInteresting apology. 
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    City Council Candidate Didn’t Mean to Offend With Condescending, Sexist Remark“What’s a pretty girl like you doing reading those?” 
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    Man Completely Unimpressed by Box of Eighteen Human Heads“Everybody here is ‘Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads’ … “
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    Cambodian Prime Minister Makes World’s Best Appeal for Gay ToleranceIt has something to do with “racing vehicles.”
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    Fox News Pundit Finds the Silver Lining of Having Almost No Money for Food“Do you know how fabulous I’d look?”
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    The GOP War on Big Bird ContinuesBobby Jindal doesn’t want the GOP to be the party of “big anything.”
  35. master debaters
    Schieffer Had No Idea He Mixed Up Obama, Osama“What are you going to do?”
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    Distant Romney Relative Is Surprised“It’s a surprise really. Quite a surprise. Big surprise.”
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    Mitt Romney Appreciates Cloud“Look at those clouds.”
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    Sarah Palin Refuses to Gloat“I was right.”
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    Presidential Trash TalkWhat Obama said to a friend of Marco Rubio’s.
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    What Mitt Romney Bought at the Hardware Store“Hardware stuff.”
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    Mitt Romney’s Overseas Trip Begins With Brutal Sassing by British Prime MinisterWhat was that about understanding our special relationship?
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    George W. Bush Describes the Presidency“Eight years was awesome and I was famous and I was powerful.”
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    Barney Frank Won’t Let Anyone Ruin His WeddingNot even POTUS.
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    Sassy Nancy Pelosi One-liner of the DaySorry, Cubs fans. 
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    Barbara Bush Not Totally Interested in Escalating the ‘War on Women’ Debate“Whatever.”
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    George W. Bush Learning to Cope With Traffic Once Again “It’s inconvenient to have to stop at some stoplights coming over here.”
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    Carl Paladino Has Some Thoughts on GE CEO Jeff ImmeltThey aren’t nice!
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    Rick Santorum Charms Them in Puerto RicoNo more Spanish!
  49. lady business
    Man Does Not Hate WomenMan’s thoughts on Syria and Iran less clear.
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    A Little Tip From Barack Obama“You’ve always got to eat before you stand for a long time.  That’s a little tip.”
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