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  1. breakups
    Trump Dumps Pence From 2024 Ticket, Wants to Stay FriendsTrump cited coup-related differences, saying, “Mike and I had a great relationship except for the very important factor at the end.”
  2. break ups
    May and E.U. Leaders Reach Historic Agreement on Brexit Deal Nobody WantsAfter a year and a half of negotiations, the European Union has approved a pain-delaying Brexit deal which most British lawmakers oppose.
  3. climate change
    The Arctic’s Strongest Sea Ice Just Broke UpIf the oldest, thickest sea ice in the Arctic can’t stay together, what hope is there for the rest of us?
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    My Ex Blocked Me on Social Media — But He Forgot About VenmoI can’t see pictures of his dog anymore, but I know that he still has the same sh*tty taste in alcohol.
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    What App Did Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Use For Their Breakup Announcement?The couple announced that they are separating after nearly nine years via a note with a purple-and-yellow gradient background.
  6. Eliot Spitzer Threw Away a Whole Bunch of Money on Martin O’MalleyBut was it spent on love?
  7. breakups
    Mark Sanford’s Ex-Fiancée Makes It Seem Like He’s Kind of a JerkMaria Belen Chapur says that the congressman’s rambling Facebook post wasn’t quite accurate. 
  8. scandals
    French President Announces Breakup With First GirlfriendA couple weeks after he was caught having an affair.
  9. breakups
    Rielle Hunter and John Edwards Broke UpNot America’s sweethearts?!?!?
  10. breakups
    Katie Couric and Boyfriend SplitComparing their relationship to Ashton and Demi’s probably jinxed it.
  11. the most important people in the world
    This Woman Is SingleLady Gaga has no boyfriend.
  12. the most important people in the world
    Bar Rafaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio Call It Quits, AgainHe’s on the market again. Yaaay?
  13. the most important people in the world
    Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake End Relationship We Thought Was Over AlreadyThis is good for everyone.
  14. the globalization of gossip
    Overheard in TasmaniaTen years later, we have learned the reason Claire Danes and Ben Lee broke up.
  15. the most important people in the world
    Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend Break UpSomebody call Blake Lively.
  16. real-life gossip girls
    Georgina Bloomberg Has the Last LaughPaging Joey Cheek.
  17. the future is coming
    Can Faceboook Really Predict When You’ll Break Up?Probably not.
  18. breakups
    Over: Blake Lively and Penn BadgleyThe force destroying celebrity relationships has claimed another victim.
  19. breakups
    Carey Mulligan Just Living at a Best Western NowStandard rooms run around $69 a night.
  20. breakups
    MTA Severs Relationship With Goldman Sachs“The only entity in America that is less popular than the MTA is Goldman Sachs.”
  21. the greatest show of our time
    Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan Split?Another ‘Gossip Girl’ couple felled!
  22. the most important people in the world
    Has the Sun Set on Madonna and Jesus?Are we facing a breakup of biblical proportions?
  23. breakups
    Elizabeth Edwards Has Finally ‘Had It’ With John EdwardsThe longest-lasting crap relationship we’ve known finally appears to be winding down.
  24. break-ups
    The U.S. Census Dumps Acorn via E-mailMaybe Acorn needs to have a talk with the community organization in the mirror.
  25. white men with rugs
    John Thain: What Ken Lewis Did Was Very UncoolThe former Merrill Lynch CEO finally speaks! And it sounds familiar …
  26. lesbohan
    Lindsay Lohan Now Fully Banking on Her BreakupMaybe there’s a method to this young woman’s madness? Well, this particular aspect of the madness.
  27. the most important people in the world
    Ronson/Lohan Nuclear Showdown Accelerates, Parents InvolvedRestraining orders! Police involvement! Cutting!
  28. in other news
    Sundered: Michael Bolton and Nicollette SheridanThe musician and actress have ended their multiyear romance. Why, God, why?
  29. intel
    Leave Anne Hathaway Alone!The question of the day is this: How could Anne Hathaway have stayed with Italian financier Raffaello Follieri for so long, despite all signs pointing to his being a big fraud? We think the most obvious answer is the correct one.
  30. in other news
    Modern Love: Sulzberger Jr. Splits From Wife of 33 YearsArthur Sulzberger Jr. and wife Gail Gregg decide they’re just not that into each other after 33 years of marriage.
  31. in other news
    Liv Tyler, Royston Langdon Split on Grounds of ‘Leeching’Oh, boo! We were rooting for this one!