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  1. petsmart
    Getting Shot by a Dog Is Actually Pretty CommonIt’s impossible to stay mad at them when they give you the sad eyes.
  2. last week tonight with john oliver
    John Oliver Rewrites Miranda Warning and Makes Dennis Quaid, TV Cops Read It“We now have a system where the most vulnerable people are potentially being charged for access to a hideously broken system.”
  3. Ku Klux Klan Now Recruiting With Subpar CandySmarties and peppermints for everyone, unless you’re not white.
  4. drugs
    8 Other Thought Leaders Who Have Smoked PotMedia figures admit the extent of their past and present marijuana habits.
  5. the sports section
    See 50 Cent’s Unbelievably Bad First Pitch“I’m a hustler not a Damn ball player,” he explains.
  6. early and awkward
    Charlie Rangel Opens Debate With Fake Phone CallAnd mocked his opponents for three minutes.
  7. oh new jersey
    New Jersey Frat Bros Tag Dead Whale With Greek LettersYeah, man.
  8. early and awkward
    ‘Who Is Herman Cain?’ No One on Jeopardy! Remembers9-9-9? Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan? Blank stares.
  9. the gipper
    New York City Now Has a Roving, Muscle-y Ronald Reagan MuralUSA! USA! USA!
  10. photo op
    Easter Bunny Lurking Behind Obama Can’t Help But Look CreepyPhotos from the annual White House Easter Egg Roll.
  11. de mayor
    Watch Bill de Blasio and Steve Buscemi Goof Around in TracksuitsThe new mayor’s first comedy show is coming up.
  12. menswear
    Obama and His Dad Jeans Through the YearsThe president says, “The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans,” which is not quite true.
  13. early and awkward
    Obama Is Really Into Exploding His Fist-Bumps LatelyPresident Dad strikes again.
  14. the most important seflies in the world
    Joan Rivers Sneaks a Creepy Selfie With Eliot SpitzerStars — they’re just like us.
  15. early and awkward
    President Obama’s Sickest Burns on ‘Between Two Ferns’ With Zach GalifianakisAn Obamacare plug that’s actually pretty funny.
  16. are you smarter than a 5th grader
    Fox News Can’t Spell ‘Spelling Bee’Are you smarter than a fifth-grader?
  17. puppies!!!!!!
    Brooklyn Man Tattoos Dog, Sparks ChangeA New York politician wants to make it illegal now.
  18. tumblr of the day
    Where to Cry in Public Peacefully in New York City [Updated]NYC Crying Guide is the Tumblr of the Day.
  19. badvertising
    N.J. Doesn’t Like Being Called America’s ArmpitSo weird.
  20. photo ops
    Middle-Aged Nerds Pose for Historic SelfieBill Nye, President Obama, and Neil deGrasse Tyson.
  21. oh brooklyn
    Hipster Beard Transplants Are at Least Kind of a ThingAccording to the doctors who sell them.
  22. kiss and make up
    De Blasio, Roker Are Buddies Now, at Least on TVAnd online.
  23. photo op
    Even Pizza Looks Disgusting in This Dirty, Melted SnowAmazing photos of the snow covered in trash.
  24. feminine products
    200-Year-Old Douche Discovered at City HallA historic discovery in the world of feminine hygiene products.
  25. oh new jersey
    It’s Never Too Cold for a Naked Man to Attack a Bus Driver in New JerseyOr for a crowd to watch.
  26. sex
    NYC Revamps Its Condoms, Including a ‘KYNG’ SizeIt’s like a Magnum, but free.
  27. talking about the weather
    All This Snow Good for One Thing: Skiing and Snowboarding Around NYCNew York’s own version of the Winter Olympics.
  28. makeup
    Eric Schneiderman Puts the Guyliner Question to RestHe doesn’t wear it, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
  29. bill de blasio’s new york
    City Hall Vending Machine Now Stocks Junk FoodHealth food is out, Doritos are in.
  30. puppies!!!!!!
    Wire Fox Terrier Named Sky Upsets More Popular Dogs to Win WestminsterBut they all looked really cute.
  31. sochi olympics 2014
    Bob Costas’s Olympic Eye Infection Got Much WorseHe’s turned to vodka.
  32. photo op
    Olympic Bobsledder Who Got Stuck in Bathroom Also Got Stuck in ElevatorSochi problems.
  33. the internet
    R.I.P., Flappy Bird: 2013-2014The smartphone game had a moment, and now it’s gone.
  34. sochi problems
    American Bobsledder Defeats Bathroom Door in SochiImpressive.
  35. sochi olympics 2014
    Sochi Opening Ceremony Starts One Olympic Ring ShortWelcome to Russia!
  36. bill de blasio’s new york
    Massive Snowplow Wave Takes Out Man, WindowA rare winter risk.
  37. 21 questions
    Patrick Stewart Does Not Regret the Party After the After-PartyThe actor answers a slightly revamped version of our signature 21 questions.
  38. de blasio’s new york
    Watch Bill De Blasio Beat Dante in a Race Down the Super Bowl Slide“Score one for the older generation!”
  39. great moments in pope
    Pope Blesses Male Stripper–Erotic Film Star’s Parrot“A sort of mixing of the holy and the profane.”
  40. your daily daily show
    Jon Stewart to Michael Grimm: Don’t You Dare Mess With NY1“To be fair, ‘I will throw you off this f*cking balcony’ is a relatively standard and traditional Staten Island good-bye.”
  41. talking about the weather
    This Is Why You Should Never Rapidly Approach a Weatherman During a Live ShotThe Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore knees a college bro below the belt.
  42. oh new jersey
    Super Bowl Welcoming Committee Spotlights New Jersey Turnpike Rest StopTourists: Do not miss the Vince Lombardi Service Area.
  43. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Is a Denver Fan, In Case You Were WonderingHe wore the jersey to a press conference.
  44. oops
    David Dinkins Finally Gets His Bridge, by AccidentThe city’s website did what the City Council did not.
  45. mobama watch
    Michelle Obama Photo-Bombs the Miami HeatTo promote healthy eating and fun.
  46. joetorious
    Joe Biden Sat Biden-ly in a Red Convertible TodayThe vice-president attended a preview of the North American International Auto Show in Detroit.
  47. international news
    Some North Korean Threats and Insults We’ll Really MissNow that the North is giving them up (yeah, right).
  48. weird things
    Dianne Feinstein Once Startled a Drone and Made It CrashWeird.
  49. coincidence?
    Chris Christie Has Long Known the Life-Disrupting Power of BridgesHis college graduation was saved by an open one.
  50. legal weed
    New Hampshire House Votes to Get GroovyBut governor promises to veto recreational pot.
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