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Carl Paladino

  1. paladinosaur
    Paladino Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Post ReporterHe threatens to “take him out.”
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    Carl Paladino Alleges Andrew Cuomo May Have Cheated on His Wife“Has anybody asked Andrew Cuomo about his paramours?”
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    Times Shines a Light on Paladino’s AidesAt least four of ‘em have had “brushes with the law.”
  4. the queen city
    Scene From a Buffalo Sidewalk“A man in a wheelchair stopped to rattle a plastic cup at a man sitting on the sidewalk.”
  5. paladinosaur
    Joy Behar Will Not Be Receiving A Christmas Card From Carl Paladino“That’s catty, it’s pissy and strikes of something that someone would say when suffering from a sudden hot flash.”
  6. early and often
    Updated: Rick Lazio Won’t Play the Spoiler, But Isn’t Overly Fond of Carl Paladino, EitherThe Conservative Party nominee is reportedly withdrawing from the gubernatorial race.
  7. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Wife Really Loves HimHis pickup line: “You don’t have the uncle that’s the crook, do you?”
  8. politics
    Is the Ideal Cuomo Voter an Apathetic Woman?A new poll shows him up by nineteen, due to his strength among women and voters who call themselves “not enthusiastic.”
  9. early and often
    Wildly Different Results in Another New York PollCuomo and Gillibrand up by over 30 points?
  10. early and awkward
    What’s With All the Emasculating Campaign Rhetoric?Cojones, man pants … the list goes on.
  11. early and often
    Mayor Bloomberg Endorses Andrew Cuomo, and Not a Moment Too SoonA big boost for the campaign on a scary morning.
  12. early and often
    Carl Paladino Trails Andrew Cuomo by Only Six PointsWould you say it’s time for our readers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
  13. early and often
    Andrew Cuomo Looks to Abraham Lincoln for Campaign StrategyHe’ll “speak to people’s better angels” instead of joining Paladino in the gutter. But will he debate?
  14. early and often
    Andrew Cuomo Ready to Give In to the Dark Side?He’s getting flustered by Paladino already.
  15. early and often
    Cuomo’s Lead Over Paladino Cut in HalfThat was fast.
  16. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Wants Andrew Cuomo to Be a Man for the First Time Ever“Don’t hide behind daddy’s coattails.”
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    Paladino Primed to Leverage Upstate/Downstate Divide in Campaign“Part of his campaign has been to mobilize the angry upstate electorate.”
  18. early and awkward
    Andrew Cuomo Doesn’t Want To Talk About Carl PaladinoHe “doesn’t know” him.
  19. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Calls George Pataki a ‘Degenerative Idiot,’ Wins His SupportIs Pataki paying attention?
  20. paladinosaur
    Well, at Least the Governor’s Race Won’t Be BoringWith Carl Paladino’s win last night, New York Republicans earned themselves an entertaining next few months — but little else.
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    Paladino Wins GOP Primary for Governor“If there’s anything we learned, it’s that New Yorkers are mad as hell.”
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    Can Carl Paladino Really Pull This Off?On primary day, we asked political consultants for their predictions.
  23. paladinosaur
    Guy Who Wants to Run New York Admits He’s Not Fond of Manhattan, Brooklyn, the BronxHe tells upstate New Yorkers that they are not “like us.”
  24. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino’s Family Has Little to No Confidence in Carl PaladinoPaladino’s daughter and wife lend their tepid support.
  25. andrew cuomo
    Daily News ‘Cuts to the Chase,’ Endorses Cuomo“Rick Lazio and Carl Paladino have been that awful.”
  26. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Will Teach Poor People to Stop Being So DirtyAfter they move to prison.
  27. status cuomo
    Andrew Cuomo Tries to Be Humble About His Enormous Pile of CashHe has a ridiculous funding edge over his Republican opponents.
  28. early and often
    Rick Lazio Is Your Hopeless Republican Nominee for GovernorSteve Levy and his mustache fail to make the ballot.
  29. paladinosaur
    If You’ve Never Looked at Porn Online, Carl Paladino Doesn’t Want Your VoteWorst. Apology. Ever.
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    Carl Paladino Watches Bestiality VideosThe best leaked e-mails ever.
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    Carl Paladino, Master NegotiatorThe very mad gubernatorial candidate says Sheldon Silver looks like a corpse.
  32. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Is Mad As Hell, Prefers Not to Continue Taking ItThe Buffalo millionaire kicks off his gubernatorial campaigns by insulting his opponents.
  33. paladinosaur
    Gubernatorial Candidate Carl Paladino Loves His EmployeesWe mean REALLY loves them.
  34. paladinosaur
    Carl Paladino Calls Congressman ‘Ass Kisser’At least he’d liven up the governor’s race.
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    Guy Who Wants to Run New York Likens Health-Care Reform to 9/11Hmmm, good luck with that campaign.