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  1. politics
    Unlike the Congressman, the ‘Devin Nunes’ Cow’ Account Just Won’t QuitDevin Nunes is headed to the Trumpy safe space that is Truth Social, but the parody Twitter accounts he’s suing for defamation are still at it.
  2. High Steaks: 3 Cows Trapped on Tiny Pasture After EarthquakeA deadly earthquake struck New Zealand on Sunday.
  3. select all
    Nothing to See Here But a Kid Getting Trapped Between Two CowsMoooooove.
  4. Queens Cow Escapes Slaughterhouse, Retires to Life of Leisure in New JerseyA happy ending.
  5. Escaped Goat and Escaped Cow Both PardonedThey’re now named Merrick and Freddie.
  6. animal cruelty
    Who’s Worse: The Upstate Man Having Sex With Cows or His Friend Filming It?The correct answer is both.
  7. In Which Al Franken Implies That Patrick Leahy Is Stoned“I know the chairman is a Deadhead.”
  8. mad cow disease
    First U.S. Case of Mad Cow Disease in Six Years Reported in CaliforniaBut officials say there’s no threat of tainted meat entering the food chain.
  9. freedom
    Cow That Escaped New Jersey Slaughterhouse Adopted by New York Man “He’ll never end up on someone’s plate, that’s for sure.”
  10. freedom
    Rogue Cow Breaks Loose From New Jersey SlaughterhouseLoose on the streets of Jersey.
  11. neighborhood news
    Someone, Possibly a Terrorist, Has Stolen a Brooklyn School’s Fiberglass CowWHYYYYYY!!!!!!
  12. New Jersey Is a Horrible Place for CowsTwo recent incidents leave no doubt.
  13. surprised by cows
    Sorry, Guys, But Here’s a Video of a CNN Reporter Helping Birth a CalfThe procedure, apparently, involves chains.
  14. romeo and mooliet
    More Proof That You Have to Leave New York City to Find a BoyfriendMolly the cow moves out to the country, is already in a relationship.
  15. icons
    La Vache Qui Rit! Escaped Cow Gets the Last LaughMolly, as the cow is now known, is headed to a better place.
  16. revolution
    Run, Bessie, Run!A cow escaped from the slaughterhouse in Queens, and has made her way to sweet freedom!
  17. neighborhood news
    Amazing Old Photo of New York Sells for $62,500See, some people are still spending money.
  18. party lines
    Martha Stewart’s White-Faced Heifers Will Not Be Named After White-Faced CelebritiesIn a close race, Ben and Jen lost out in a poll to see what Stewart’s new cows should be named.
  19. cultural capital
    Martha Stewart Wants You to Name Her CowsThis is the most important vote you will cast this year.