Give A Gift
Displaying all articles tagged:

Cows

  1. politics
    Unlike the Congressman, the ‘Devin Nunes’ Cow’ Account Just Won’t QuitDevin Nunes is headed to the Trumpy safe space that is Truth Social, but the parody Twitter accounts he’s suing for defamation are still at it.
    By Margaret Hartmann
  2. High Steaks: 3 Cows Trapped on Tiny Pasture After EarthquakeA deadly earthquake struck New Zealand on Sunday.
    By Madison Malone Kircher
  3. select all
    Nothing to See Here But a Kid Getting Trapped Between Two CowsMoooooove.
    By Madison Malone Kircher
  4. Queens Cow Escapes Slaughterhouse, Retires to Life of Leisure in New JerseyA happy ending.
    By Jen Kirby
  5. Escaped Goat and Escaped Cow Both PardonedThey’re now named Merrick and Freddie.
    By Claire Landsbaum
  6. animal cruelty
    Who’s Worse: The Upstate Man Having Sex With Cows or His Friend Filming It?The correct answer is both.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  7. In Which Al Franken Implies That Patrick Leahy Is Stoned“I know the chairman is a Deadhead.”
    By Dan Amira
  8. mad cow disease
    First U.S. Case of Mad Cow Disease in Six Years Reported in CaliforniaBut officials say there’s no threat of tainted meat entering the food chain.
    By Brett Smiley
  9. freedom
    Cow That Escaped New Jersey Slaughterhouse Adopted by New York Man “He’ll never end up on someone’s plate, that’s for sure.”
    By Brett Smiley
  10. freedom
    Rogue Cow Breaks Loose From New Jersey SlaughterhouseLoose on the streets of Jersey.
    By Brett Smiley
  11. neighborhood news
    Someone, Possibly a Terrorist, Has Stolen a Brooklyn School’s Fiberglass CowWHYYYYYY!!!!!!
    By Dan Amira
  12. New Jersey Is a Horrible Place for CowsTwo recent incidents leave no doubt.
    By Dan Amira
  13. surprised by cows
    Sorry, Guys, But Here’s a Video of a CNN Reporter Helping Birth a CalfThe procedure, apparently, involves chains.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. romeo and mooliet
    More Proof That You Have to Leave New York City to Find a BoyfriendMolly the cow moves out to the country, is already in a relationship.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. icons
    La Vache Qui Rit! Escaped Cow Gets the Last LaughMolly, as the cow is now known, is headed to a better place.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. revolution
    Run, Bessie, Run!A cow escaped from the slaughterhouse in Queens, and has made her way to sweet freedom!
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. neighborhood news
    Amazing Old Photo of New York Sells for $62,500See, some people are still spending money.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. party lines
    Martha Stewart’s White-Faced Heifers Will Not Be Named After White-Faced CelebritiesIn a close race, Ben and Jen lost out in a poll to see what Stewart’s new cows should be named.
  19. cultural capital
    Martha Stewart Wants You to Name Her CowsThis is the most important vote you will cast this year.