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    After Suits, Countersuits, and Settlement, Vavilov Buys Into Plaza AnywayBut has the damage been done?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    This Guy’s Nanny Is Worse Than Your NannyShe lied, she stole, and then her husband got beat up for no good reason.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Spitzer Madams’ Fortunes: One Goes Up, the Other Goes DownOne Spitzer madam gets locked up for six months while another finds a way to make money off her woes.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Defending the ‘Dating a Banker Anonymous’ GirlsMaybe talking about how your boyfriend is a loser isn’t so abnormal after all.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    When Robbing Banks, Be Careful What You Use for Your Demand NoteDon’t, for example, use the back of an envelope with your address on it.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    A Good Thing About Living in NYC: No Reason to Stay in Dirtiest Hotel in AmericaIf your parents complain about your tiny, grungy apartment when they come to visit, put them up in the Carter.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Trust Us, You Want Them to Fix That Extra Gap at South Ferry StationYou don’t want to accidentally lose your new copy of ‘New York’!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    This Is What Happens to You When You Get Slashed in the Face With a Sushi KnifeThe ‘Post’ tortures you additionally with bad puns.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Possibly Corrupt Transit Official Rolling in Furs, Flat-ScreensBut maybe they were just that kind of fur that people wear on the subway.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Midtown Twentysomething Thinks NYC Is O-V-E-RSometimes the ‘Times’ gives us such a headache.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Crime of the Day: EelnappingWith bonus shark-snuggling!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    SJP May Want Britney to Appear in Next Sex and the City MovieSomebody’s stylist gave them their Bad Idea Jeans this morning.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    FIT Giggly Coke Girls Achieve the ImpossibleThey turn drug dealing into a nonprofit enterprise.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Patti LuPone Gives ’Em Hell on the Way OutA tantrum during her penultimate performance in ‘Gypsy’ gave fans just what they wanted: a dose of pure Patti.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Today in Shirtless Crime BustsPervs and muggers, beware being caught topless.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    The People Who Went in Coney Water Yesterday Are Not Real PeopleThey call themselves Polar Bears, but they are really temperature-free swimbots.
    By Tim Murphy
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    Olivia Palermo: Everything You Need to KnowJust discovering MTV’s new girl? We’ve known her for years.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Honestly, Who Doesn’t Throw a Shoe These Days?A protester tried to hurl one at an MTA board member during a meeting over fare hikes and service cuts.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Do You Have Lots of Money and Unresolved Personal Issues?Then we may have just the opportunity for you!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Getting Busted for Coke Dealing Is Surprisingly HilariousWe would think it would be terrifying. Apparently, not so.
    By Chris Rovzar
  21. the sports section
    Plaxico’s Web of Disaster ExpandsA whole lot more people are going down for the idiotic shooting incident over the weekend.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Old Ladies Continue Winning Streak Against ThugsYet another great stupid thug story from the New York ‘Post.’
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. neighborhood watch
    The Mysterious Baby-Pacifier Tree of Borough ParkThey’re gross to look at up close, but it’s pretty from a distance!
    By Tim Murphy
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    What to Do When You Are Locked in a Belly-Dancing Bar After You’ve Already Stolen EverythingSeriously, haven’t you always wondered what you’d do? God bless the police blotter.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    So Plaxico Burress Walked Into a Bar…What happened after the Giants hero shot himself in the leg at a midtown bar on Friday night? Jokes, of course.
    By Chris Rovzar
  26. Al Qaeda Eyeing NYC SubwaysPresumably because their own tunnels weren’t disgusting enough.
    By Chris Rovzar
  27. What Would You Put on Seventeen Stories in Times Square?There’s a new giant billboard in Times Square just waiting for your input.
    By Chris Rovzar
  28. Seven Ways to Tell That You, Mr. Purse Snatcher, Are Not a ManHow a story from the tabloids can teach us a little about chivalry.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    We Need to Talk About You Drinking on Your StoopDon’t be alarmed that we’re all here. We just want to chat.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    City Buses Travel Slower Than Chickens WalkingUm, yeah. It’s all about context, eh?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Brooklyn ‘Real World’: Everything Has ChangedA new trailer tries to convince MTV viewers that this season will be DIFFERENT.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Why Is the Goot Running in Central Park With No Bottoms?We mean that more in the ‘WHY, GOD, WHY? sense…
    By Chris Rovzar
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    All-Important ‘Thriller’ Dancing Record BrokenSeventy-three people showed up to dance as zombies in the largest-ever re-creation of Michael Jackson’s iconic video.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    ‘Page Six’ Busts Lyin’ Lydia HearstShe doesn’t write her own columns, she DID say mean things about Hearst Corp., and that’s not even her real last name!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Chunk Joins a GangThere’s a new gang in Williamsburg named the Pretty Boy Goonies. Forgive us, but we couldn’t resist.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Christie Brinkley’s Media ControlChristie Brinkley has filed a restraining order to prevent Peter Cook from showing their children his Barbara Walters interview tonight.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Post-Divorce Shocker: Peter Cook Blames Failed Marriage on BrinkleyIn his upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Christie Brinkley’s ex tells his side of the story. Also, he cries like a little girl.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Did You Know New York Has a ‘Dungeon Alley’?A group of dominatrices is getting together to spread the word about this new hood.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    We Check In on David BlaineWe sent our reporter to watch him as he went through the first 24 hours of his 60-hour stint of hanging upside-down in Central Park. He doesn’t look so hot. Anybody remember when that dude used to do magic?
    By Vanita Salisbury
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    Heather Mills to Donate $1 Million in Food to Hunts Point Children’s CharityTomorrow, Paul McCartney’s ex-wife will make a presentation to the children of the South Bronx — and grill some meatless hot dogs, to boot!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Possible Dinosaur Hooker Ring Busted in TribecaA den of dominatrices with potentially funny habits was just raided by vice cops downtown.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Cancer-Surviving Movie Critic Victim of Vicious ThwackingWe can all learn a lesson from this, people.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    It’s the End of the Summer: Time to Share Your Nightmare-Intern Stories!Had a bad intern this summer or in seasons past? Tell us about it! (No, not, like, ‘tell us about it’ — our own interns are great. We mean actually describe him or her to us in the comments section!)
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    Tricia Walsh-Smith Takes On Kathie Lee GiffordThe bitter ex-wife of Shubert Organization president Philip Smith finds a new target — incorrectly accusing the ‘Today’ show host of plotting her death.
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    Tricia Walsh-Smith Accuses Ex-Husband of Giving Her a Taste of Her Own MedicineThe YouTube “superstar” claims that Shubert Organization chief Philip Smith has tried to inflict emotional distress and harm her financially. Now where have we seen this before?
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    Angry New Yorkers Scare Crew Off American Airlines FlightA bunch of angry, delayed New Yorkers did not take a senseless flight delay sitting down, with their seat belts securely fastened.
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    Tricia Walsh-Smith: ‘I Will Cut Off Your Balls and Have Them for Breakfast’The infamous YouTube star’s divorce trial began yesterday, and it didn’t disappoint.
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    Unsurprising Development of the Day No. 2 — Patricia Duff Blames Ex Ron Perelman for Daughter’s ComplaintsShe accuses the billionaire Revlon chairman of spoiling his daughter to make her like him.
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    Air Travel Sucks, or Why I Love New YorkIn which one of your Daily Intel editors goes all the way to California to learn where he really belongs.
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    The Heat Makes Us DisgustingThat’s right — we’ll say it. And it makes you disgusting, too. Read all about it.
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