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Dumb Things

  1. Creepy Clowns Are Still Terrifying People Across the SouthA Kentucky man in a clown costume was arrested for lurking near an apartment complex at 1 a.m.
  2. dumb things
    Trump Still Says He Saw Muslims Celebrate 9/11Why not?
  3. dumb things
    Famous Hair-Haver Donald Trump Speculates About Hillary Clinton’s ‘Wig’A strange choice.
  4. dumb things
    College Football Fans Suggest Alabama ‘Finish What Katrina Started’ Against LSU“Flood their homes and drown their families!” apparently wouldn’t fit on the banner.
  5. dumb things
    Pizza Rat Just Got Slightly Sexier Happy Halloween.
  6. dumb things
    White Guy Who ‘Settled’ Brooklyn Discusses His ‘Street Cred’Also, he’s “embarrassed.”
  7. dumb things
    Drones Not Limiting Themselves to One NYC-Area Airport Less than a week after several sightings at JFK, the FAA is investigating one at Newark.
  8. dumb things
    Rick Perry Wants to Make Sure That America’s Moviegoers Are Armed to the Teeth In the wake of yet another mass shooting.
  9. dumb things
    Giuliani Still Saying Obama Doesn’t Love America(Supposed) death threats be damned.
  10. dumb things
    D’Souza Honors MLK With ‘Interesting Parallel’ “AN INTERESTING PARALLEL …”
  11. missouri’s finest
    St. Louis PD Writes Facebook Post on Tamir RiceWhy?
  12. dumb things
    Woman Who Told Obama Girls to ‘Show a Little Class’ Isn’t a GOP Staffer AnymoreThis was sort of inevitable.
  13. dumb things
    GOP Staffer Sorry for Telling Obama Girls to ‘Show a Little Class’Elizabeth Lauten didn’t appreciate Malia and Sasha’s “bar” attire.
  14. dumb things
    Rudy Giuliani: Forget About Mike Brown; Let’s Talk About Black-on-Black Crime“The white police officers wouldn’t be there if you weren’t killing each other.”
  15. dumb things
    Paper Apologizes for Racist Immigration CartoonSomeone seems to have forgotten what the holiday is all about.
  16. neighborhood news
    The Westboro Baptist Church Attempts to Troll New York CityIt’s not really working. 
  17. New Jersey Teens Won’t Stop Setting Themselves on FireLike the Ice Bucket Challenge, but way more stupid.
  18. crimes and misdemeanors
    Drunk Woman Tried to Drive Unmarked Police Car With Cops InsideOops. 
  19. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Still Parodying Herself Up in AlaskaShe blamed a recent speeding ticket on a Sammy Hagar song.
  20. dumb things
    Driver Causes Crash by Holding His Breath in a TunnelProving the dumb superstition brings very bad luck.
  21. dumb things
    Fox News Host: ‘Redskins’ Isn’t OffensiveIn fact, the slur is now a “term of respect.”
  22. crimes and misdemeanors
    Selfie-Sending iPhone Thieves ArrestedThey asked for it.
  23. great moments in fox news
    Geraldo Rivera Caught Pretending That Fox Business Hosts Are Regular PeopleHis camera crew interviewed Charlie Gasparino and Lori Rothman for a segment.
  24. dumb things
    NYPD Detective Who Shot His Partner Had Been Drinking a LotAs had the other guy.
  25. dumb things
    Drunk NYPD Officer Accidentally Shot His Partner Whoops.
  26. cable news news
    Van Susteren Applauds CNN’s Airplane Coverage Brave.
  27. dumb things
    Megyn Kelly Won’t Say Fort Hood Shooter’s NameUseful.
  28. dumb things
    King: Gays Can Trap People Into Discrimination Plus: Homosexuality is a “self-professed behavior.”
  29. the internet
    R.I.P., Flappy Bird: 2013-2014The smartphone game had a moment, and now it’s gone.
  30. stand clear of the closing doors
    Hidden-Cam Pranksters Pretending to Be Cops Busted by Actual CopsCool prank. 
  31. dumb things
    Kidd Pleads Not Guilty to DWI Despite EverythingHe slammed into a telephone pole on Sunday morning.
  32. bons mots
    Law Firms Hire Pretty Female Employees Because They Feel It Will ‘Reflect Well on Their Firm’Of course that’s why.
  33. mating
    Breaking: Smart Women No Longer Doomed to Life of SpinsterhoodUnless they are horrible.
  34. if we were friends with john paulson
    If We Were Friends With John Paulson, Part VIIThe conversation we might have had with rock-star hedge-funder John Paulson over Instant Messenger today, if we were, like, bros.
  35. the most important people in the world
    Gwyneth Paltrow Just Loves Katie Lee Joel and Her Husband, ‘William’In the latest installment of her newsletter, Goop, Gwyneth reveals that she recently made the acquaintance of a wonderful couple.
  36. made-off
    At Last, a Way to Smash Bernie’s BallsA new toy for those scammed by the Ponz.