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Early And Awkward

  1. sport
    Freeze-frames of Politicians Playing Sports Are Our Greatest Natural ResourceNew Jersey Governor Chris Christie may not be a presidential candidate yet, but he is a baseball MVP.
  2. Report: Desperate Anti-Hillary Democrats Launch Bloomberg 2016 EffortThe former mayor didn’t kick them out of his office, which they consider a good sign.
  3. early and awkward
    Senator Bernie Sanders Forced to Clarify That He’s Not a StonerThanks a lot, Obama.
  4. early and awkward
    The Ex-Presidents’ Gravy Train May Be Coming to an EndA House bill would stop the flow of taxpayer dollars to the former presidents, who are all millionaires.
  5. Hillary SCOTUS Picks Must Oppose Citizens UnitedShe made the vow to bundlers who have raised at least $27,000 for her campaign.
  6. early and awkward
    Bush Is Announcing Today, Catsimatidis ClaimsThe Bush camp says you shouldn’t.
  7. early and awkward
    Carly Fiorina Is Too Cool for Her Own Presidential Campaign LaunchShe’s kicking things off with an online announcement and a conference call.
  8. early and awkward
    John McCain Wants to Know More About His Imaginary Chat With Ted CruzSo he can continue mocking him mercilessly.
  9. early and awkward
    Is The Simpsons Still Funny When Performed by Ted Cruz?It’s the ultimate test.
  10. early and awkward
    Rand Paul — Sorry, Doctor Rand Paul — Is Running for PresidentNot that you had any doubts.
  11. early and awkward
    Did Indiana Just Legalize LGBT Discrimination? Governor Pence Can’t SayBecause no one really knows.
  12. early and awkward
    Even Louie Gohmert Knows His Presidential Bid Is a JokeHe’s not that crazy.
  13. early and awkward
    John Boehner Reads Mean Tweets, Does Not CryHe and Pelosi seem accustomed to being insulted.
  14. early and awkward
    Ted Cruz Is Still Being Trolled by the Owner of TedCruz.comAnd surprisingly, Rand Paul isn’t the culprit.
  15. early and awkward
    At CPAC You Have the Right to Get WeirdAnd can be sure that a reporter wants to cover it all.
  16. early and awkward
    Saving Seats for the State of the UnionIt’s not allowed. But members of Congress do it anyway.
  17. politics
    Bernie Sanders for President?Why not try a real socialist for a change.
  18. farewells
    Michele Bachmann Says Emotional Good-bye to Empty House of RepresentativesWith salutes to Hammurabi, Moses, and the lunch-counter ladies.
  19. early and awkward
    George W. Bush Calls Bill Clinton His ‘Brother From Another Mother’They’ve been teasing each other on social media.
  20. tech
    CNN Election Team Hides iPads Behind Sponsored Microsoft TabletsApple wins again.
  21. early and awkward
    Karl Rove, Fox News Rub in Republican DominationRevenge for 2012.
  22. early and awkward
    The Most Perfectly Awkward Photos From Election DayA Mitch McConnell photobomb, a butt crack, a butt pat, and more!
  23. Coach K Says Obama’s Gameplan Against ISIS SucksThe Duke general has a war critique in the form of a basketball metaphor.
  24. early and awkward
    Indicted Staten Island Congressman Lands Worst Endorsements EverBully Michael Grimm is probably keeping his job.
  25. white men with money
    At Least Lindsey Graham Knows His Audience“I’m trying to help you with your tax status.”
  26. the sports section
    Michael Jordan Thinks Obama Is a ‘Shitty’ Golfer“I never said he wasn’t a great politician…”
  27. early and awkward
    Neither Staten Island Congressional Candidate Can Name the Last Book They ReadThe best moment from last night’s debate.
  28. early and awkward
    Republican Signing Girl Not What It Looks Like“No pictures on this!” he says before doing it anyway.
  29. early and awkward
    Andrew Cuomo Is Losing the Coveted Sopranos Cast Member Vote“And they call me Big Pussy?” says the man who played Sal Bonpensiero.
  30. early and awkward
    RNC Co-Chair Calls Wisconsin Voters Stupid“Some of them might not be as sharp as a knife.”
  31. weinergate forever
    Anthony Weiner Still Won’t Say He Stopped SextingThe subject was off-limits in a new interview.
  32. early and awkward
    Bishop Asks Voters to Write In Dead CatholicsAs always, it’s about abortion.
  33. early and awkward
    Hillary Clinton Makes Mom Joke About MarijuanaMoooooooooom!
  34. early and awkward
    Wendy Davis Should Have Left Her Opponent’s Wheelchair Out of Her Attack Ad Not a good look. 
  35. early and awkward
    Hillary Clinton Wished Al Sharpton a Happy Birthday; He Alerted the PressBy sending out a press release about the call.
  36. dirty old men
    And the Senator Who Called Kirsten Gillibrand Chubby Is …Not one of the usual suspects.
  37. early and awkward
    Hillary Clinton Pretended to Fry Steak and Not Run for President in IowaA sort of campaign stop in the caucus state.
  38. early and awkward
    Mark Sanford Announces Breakup in Endless PostOne last walk down the Appalachian Trail.
  39. early and awkward
    John McCain Shouts at Jay Carney During His CNN DebutApparently CNN hazes new hires.
  40. early and awkward
    Mitt Romney Still Isn’t Running for President in 2016“My time has come and gone.”
  41. early and awkward
    Watch Governor Cuomo and Mayor de Blasio Completely Ignore Zephyr Teachout While she tries to greet them.
  42. early and awkward
    NRCC Creates Fake News Sites to Attack DemocratsTheir haters keep them relevant.
  43. hillary watch
    After Syria Tiff, Clinton Plans to ‘Hug It Out’ With ObamaSpoiler alert for this week’s The Real Housewives of Martha’s Vineyard.
  44. early and awkward
    The Conservative Choice for Congress Is This Giant Horse DickArizona Republican congressional hopeful Gary Kiehne is a real American.
  45. early and awkward
    Obama Reportedly Called Criticism of His Syria Policy ‘Horseshit’He was talking to a senator, not Hillary.
  46. early and awkward
    Brooklyn Attempts to Sell DNC on Plentiful ‘Swag’ for 2016Politicians are wooing the Democratic National Committee for the next
  47. early and awkward
    The Clintons Are Down to Party in Brooklyn for 2016They’re behind de Blasio’s plan to put to DNC at Barclays Center.
  48. early and awkward
    Plagiarizing Senator John Walsh Drops OutHe’s no longer running in November. 
  49. early and awkward
    Minnesota Town Frees Itself From Tyranny, 5-Year-Old MayorLittle Bobby Tufts has been dethroned.
  50. spy games
    CIA Admits It Spied on Senators, After Insisting It Didn’tA big black eye for director John Brennan.
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