Jay-Z Smells Beautiful (He Says) at Diddy Perfume PartySean “Diddy” Combs probably wasn’t even aware that the air at the party for his perfume, Unforgivable Woman, smelled bad. The combination of the packed crowd and oddly rank steam machine on the fourth floor overpowered efforts by guests to have any scent of their own, unforgivable or otherwise — but Diddy was up above the clouds on the fifth floor, with Ashton Kutcher. Stuck waiting at the foot of the stairs for two hours, we asked passing celebrities what they imagined they themselves smelled like. “Oh, I smell incredibly beautiful,” Jay-Z told New York. “I smell like you just got out of the shower, you have on the towel and you just got your sheets on your bed and you’re laying and you wrap yourself up. I smell like that.” We tried to follow up with Beyoncé, but she only had the time to say that she was “hot,” which we had an easier time believing. “If a man falls in love with me, I would rather he fall in love with me than the perfume,” Eartha Kitt mused. “But if you need the perfume to help you, then that’s why I’m here. Because I want to see if Sean’s perfume is beautiful for somebody that I would like to have.” When we were finally allowed up to see His Diddyness, he deigned to answer a couple of simple questions. So what does Unforgivable smell like? “Confident, seductive, understated,” he told us. After two hours at the foot of the stairs, we begged to differ. —Amy Odell
The Plaza Turns 100The Plaza Hotel turns 100 on October 1, and she’s having a birthday party. MTV nixed having the stars of The Hills go to the Gossip Girl premiere party at Tenjune. On NY1’s Wiseguys, Ed Koch and Al D’Amato berated lefty Mark Green over MoveOn.org’s “General Betray Us” ad. Alina Shriver, sister-in-law of Maria and wife of Anthony Kennedy, just debuted a clothing line. A Pontiac had to be removed from the stage of 50 Cent’s concert at Hammerstein Ballroom because it had gas in the tank. Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, and Violet played in Sheep Meadow. Eartha Kitt, better known as Catwoman, says she’s 80 but still “burning.”
The Eartha Kitt Primary: Go Obama!
Obama and Bloomberg get a thumbs-up, and Hillary gets a raised eyebrow, from the inimitable Eartha Kitt. The still very spry singer and dancer, who turned 80 in January, plays a fortune-teller in a Kander and Ebb musical, All About Us, coming to the Westport Country Playhouse. At a sneak peek of the show this week, we asked about her ‘08 presidential picks. “I’m for my country, not politicians who go blah blah blah,” purred the eternal Catwoman, who spent a decade shut out of gigs in this country after she denounced the Vietnam War during a 1968 White House visit.