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    Is This the Most Gingrichian Moment Ever?Gingrich at petting a zoo while wearing Google Glass. 
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    Newt Gingrich Thinks We Should Call Cell Phones … Something Else For unclear reasons.
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    Newt Gingrich Was Emotionally Ravaged by Lady Sybil’s Death“We loved Sybil, and in some ways her loss was even deeper than Matthew’s.” 
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    Newt Gingrich Stays Up Late Into the Night Watching Downton Abbey“One night last week we were up until two in the morning.”
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    GOP’s All-White, All-Male House Leadership Bothers Newt Gingrich TooHe’s been having so many epiphanies lately!
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    Newt Gingrich Laments Lack of Billionaire Buddies on the Colbert ReportHaving one absurdly wealthy friend isn’t enough these days.
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    Newt Gingrich: Romney’s Space Plan Doesn’t Boldly Go AnywhereCertainly not to his beloved moon colony.
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    Gingrich Deciphers Bill’s Anti-Obama Message It went right over our heads!
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    Gingrich Apologizes for Suggesting He Has the ‘Eye of the Tiger’Otherwise, he and Rocky Balboa are basically the same person.
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    Newt Gingrich Finally Releases His DelegatesWith just six days to spare.
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    Newt Gingrich Tweet of the DayHairy armadillos.
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    Newt Gingrich Describes His Favorite Zoo AnimalsFavorite snake — go!
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    Gingrich’s Presidential Campaign Bad for CareerWait, so then what was the point of the whole thing?
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    Newt Gingrich Says Good-bye With Most Gingrich-y Speech EverA look back at his farewell speech, and his hilarious campaign.
  15. Newt’s Done Running, Not Done Shooting for the MoonHis quixotic good-bye.
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    Newt Is Probably Without Security Detail By NowIt was a wild ride.
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    Newt Gingrich Dropping Out (Eventually)He’s technically waiting until Tuesday.
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    Gingrich May Exit Race This WeekDepending on how he fares in Delaware.
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    Sad Newt Gingrich Campaign Update of the Day“If we do win Delaware, it will break up the media narrative.”
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    Penguin Attacks Newt Gingrich’s Last Shred of DignityGingrich suffered a penguin bite at a zoo.
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    Newt Gingrich Saved by Secret Service Detail From a college newspaper reporter. 
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    Newt Gingrich May Be in Danger of Looking Foolish, Aides WorryCampaign drama.
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    Delusional Gingrich Donors Haven’t Given Up Hope“Why should he drop out?”
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    Gingrich Campaign Bounces a CheckTampa, here we come!
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    Gingrich Willing to Support RomneyAlso, the two candidates are totally cool with one another.
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    Gingrich Health-Care Think Tank Files for BankruptcyNo Gingrich. No chance.
  27. Newt Gingrich Is Having His Best Afternoon in a WhileHe’s at the zoo.
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    Gingrich Campaign Begins Charging $50 for Photos With NewtThis is a veritable bargain, if you ask Gingrich’s campaign manager.
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    People Really Don’t Like Callista GingrichIs it the hair?
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    Primary Day Already a Disaster for Newt GingrichA trip to the Birmingham Zoo was canceled “as a precaution after reviewing weather reports.”
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    What’s at Stake in Alabama and Mississippi: Not Much!Except Ron Paul! Sorry, Ron Paul!
  32. Mitt Romney Clinches Key Endorsement in Must-Win State for GingrichIn Mississippi, whose GOP primary is next Tuesday.
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    Newt Gingrich Says He’s a Tortoise, Not a Bunny RabbitAnd he refuses to go back into his shell.
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    Newt Gingrich Is So Tired of the Republican RaceNo, really. He’s just napping his way through it.
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    Newt Gingrich Won’t Cast Primary VoteHis preferred candidate, Newt Gingrich, failed to make the ballot in Gingrich’s home state of Virginia. 
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    Newt Gingrich Pretends He Is Not Also Filthy RichHe attacked Mitt Romney’s wealth again. 
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    Newt Gingrich, High-School Con ArtistA classmate remembers the time Gingrich stole his Native American artifact. 
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    Guess Who Said This Megalomanical Thing?Or is it a noble thing?
  39. Billionaire Gave More Money to Gingrich Super PACRumored as much as $10 million.
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    Why Are We So Obsessed With Old Photos of Presidential Candidates?Even the ones where they don’t look like Dwight Schrute?
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    Meanwhile, Yesterday, Newt Gingrich Fed a PandaIs he in it just for the zoos?
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    This Newt Gingrich Interview Will Give You a Mental Image You Can Never UnseeYou’ve been warned.
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    NYU Girls for Newt GingrichPerhaps the GOP candidate’s youth appeal has been underestimated.
  44. Gingrich in Nevada Last Night: Romney Is the ‘George Soros-Approved’ CandidateVows “we will go to Tampa” and fight the whole way there.
  45. NYT: ‘Rumors Swirl’ About Gingrich WithdrawalGingrich spokesperson: NYT “unfit for print.”
  46. Newt Gingrich: Trampolines, Not Safety Nets, for PoorSo what poor children need is to do janitorial work while bouncing on trampolines.
  47. Everyone Agrees, Romney’s Going to Dominate in Nevada Tonight [Updated]And early caucus results seem to be bearing that out.
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    Survivor Front Man Dave Bickler Gets Revenge on Newt GingrichHe sang the words to one of Gingrich’s books to the tune of “Eye of the Tiger.”
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    Gingrich to Challenge Florida’s Winner-Take-All Primary ResultsHis campaign will argue that the state’s 50 delegates should be divided proportionately.
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    Mitt Romney Has Something Against Holocaust Survivors NowThis line of attack is getting pretty slimy.
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