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  1. bons mots
    Richard Simmons Prays for Fat Celebrities Like Jessica SimpsonOnly God, and Richard, can help her now.
  2. in other news
    Princess Chunk Outrageously Exploited!They’ve got him all gussied up and looking like a common alley tart!
  3. in other news
    ‘Journal’ Story About Too Skinny Obama Just As Weightless As It SeemedThe paper today issues a correction about some of their sourcing for the sketchy tale.
  4. ink-stained wretches
    David Carr Answers Our Burning Question: Why Are Some Junkies Fat?The ‘Times’ reporter and memoirist reveals his theory on why some junkies don’t get to at least be thin.