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Hands Across America

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    Americans’ Political Engagment Extends As Far As Their UnderwearProtest underwear is the new bumper sticker.
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    Happy National Opt-Out Day, Thanksgiving Travelers!“Families should sit around the dinner table, eating turkey, talking about their experience.”
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    Pat-Downs Would Be Easier for TSA Employees If You Weren’t So Fat“Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers.”
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    Here Are Some Potential Problems With the New Anti-Scanner UndiesSome of these problems involve the bedroom.
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    The TSA Is Literally Killing Americans With Its Pat-DownsBecause now people will drive, and when people drive, they die a lot more often than when they fly.
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    Ron Paul Would Like to Give You Back Your DignityHe won’t let Canada get the last laugh!
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    Senators to Be the Ones Getting Groped for a ChangeThe TSA offers them all free pat-downs.