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    White House: Give Your Mom ‘Piece of Mind’ by Getting Health InsurancePieceofmindgate. 
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    John Boehner Discovers That Obamacare Website Is Not Fully OperationalGroundbreaking stuff from the Speaker today. 
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    Sarah Palin Explains Her Obamacare Alternative“Patient-centered doctor-patient relationship links.”
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    Obamacare Hearing: A Contest of Oz AnalogiesEverybody won!
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    Kathleen Sebelius to Congressman: ‘Whatever’She was asked the same question four times. 
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    Obamacare Will ‘Literally Kill’ Women and Children, Says Michele BachmannDeath Panels for everyone.
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    The House Voted to Repeal Obamacare AgainFor the 33rd time.
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    Bill O’Reilly Apologizes for ‘Being an Idiot’“I may be an idiot for not considering that.”
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    Everyone Spent the Day Arguing About Health CareEveryone on TV, anyway.
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    Roberts’s Tax Ruling Awkward for Obama, RomneyBoth of them are big, evil taxers now.
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    Supreme Court Upholds Obamacare [Updated]The individual mandate is a go!
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    Belly Dancers Are Protesting Outside the Supreme Court, Because Why NotIt’s going to be a weird day.
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    The Supreme Court Will Rule on Health-Care Reform in JuneHow will the ruling affect the presidential campaign?
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    Clinton–Appointed Judge Rules Against Health-Care ReformThis is the first time this has happened.
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    Bush-Appointed Judge Sides With Democrats on Health-Care ReformThis has never happened before!
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    It Turns Out That They Don’t Actually Know What’s in the Health-Care-Reform LawSome couples earning $64,000 can get on Medicaid, a program for the extremely poor.
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    Sad Emblematic Crime of the DayA man robbed a bank of $1 so he could be sent to prison and get medical care.
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    If They Are Very Good, Obama Will Let States Out of the Health-Care MandateAs early as 2014!
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    Senator Orrin Hatch Trying Way Too HardCalls health-care reform “a one-size-fits-all federal government dumb-ass program” and “an awful piece of crap.”
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    Another Judge Rules Health-Care Reform Perfectly ConstitutionalThe score is three to two, if you’re keeping track at home.
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    Health-Care Repeal Fails in SenateBut the GOP will try, try again.
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    Ronald Reagan’s Solicitor General Is a Socialist Now?“I am quite sure that the health care mandate is constitutional.”
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    Betsy McCaughey Has an End-of-Life ProblemThat’s ironic.
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    Health-Care Reform Repeal Takes One Big, Futile Step ForwardThe GOP passed the repeal of health-care reform today. That’s about as far as it’s going to go.
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    Bill Frist Tells GOP to Snuggle With Health-Care ReformThe former Senate majority leader doesn’t back repeal.
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    Republican Health-Care Repeal Charade Will Please Only One in Four AmericansEveryone else doesn’t want to repeal it.
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    Democrats Have Finally Decided to Defend That Health-Care Thing They PassedJust when the CBO steps in with some helpful figures.
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    A Single Republican Congressman Has Decided to Forgo Government Health InsuranceEveryone else is a socialist.
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    GOP Could Force Vote on White House End-of-Life-Counseling RuleNo more secrets!
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    Can the Democrats Get Ahead of the ‘Death Panel’ Myth This Time Around?Probably not.
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    New York ‘Manipulative Therapy’ Specialist at the Center of the Journal’s Investigation Into Medicare FraudGet this patient a polysomnography sleep analysis, stat!
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    Big Pharma Hires Bad Doctors: ‘Maybe I Am a Pervert, I Honestly Don’t Know’ProPublica investigates big pharma’s payroll.
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    Counselors From Subway Ads for ‘Free Abortion Alternatives’ Told Women ‘God Will Never Forgive You’The results of a yearlong investigation by Naral Pro-Choice New York.
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    New Jobs Bill Jettisons COBRA, Just As Unemployment RisesNo subsidies for health-care benefits for the newly unemployed.
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    President Obama Is the John Scherer of Health-Care ReformHe wants to teach you how to use this new and informative website.
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    Health-Care Reform Will Increase Health-Care CostsOnly by $311 billion, though. We’re serious, it’s not that much.
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    Anthony Weiner: ‘I Follow Twitter for the Tea Party and Just Show Up to Fuck With Them’“No, I don’t do that. I just sit at my desk and they send me talcum powder every couple of weeks.”
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    Barney Frank Accosted on Airplane by Drunk Lady Doctors“If you’re trying to be bitchy, you’re doing a good job,” hissed Barney’s boyfriend in his defense. Snap!
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    Man Arrested for Threatening Pelosi Was Riled Up by Fox News, Says MomHis mom, not ours.
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    Man Arrested for Threats Against Nancy PelosiThree’s a trend!
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    Why Someone Sent a Congresswoman an Unwrapped CondomThese threats keep getting weirder.
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    Health-Care Fix Bill Clears Final HurdleAll it needs now is the signature.
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    Castro Really Wants Democratic Health Care to SucceedAnd by that, we mean “fail.”
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    The Most Memorable Moments of the Health-Care Reform DebateRelive the most memorable moments of the seemingly endless debate.
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    Somebody Sent Anthony Weiner White PowderNote to all aspiring fearmongers: That is not the thing to do with people who are ALREADY amped up.
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    President Obama Dares the GOP to Run on RepealObama was brimming with confidence in Iowa this afternoon.
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    Senate Passes Health Care Fix BillNow it goes back to the House, where it may get voted on this afternoon.
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    Bart Stupak Threatened in the Most Insane, Creative WaysHow did they come up with these crazy voice messages?
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    Senate Republicans Deal Minor, Easily Surmountable Setback to DemocratsThe House will have to vote on health-care reform again.
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    Anthony Weiner To O’Reilly: ‘You Are Making Stuff Up’Things get heated during argument over health care.
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