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  1. Oh, No: NYC Prep Nazi Pictures SurfaceMove aside, Vanessa Hudgens. There’s a new teen scandal in town.
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    NYC Prep Postmortem: Amazingly, No One Was HurtExcept us, the viewers, of course.
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    NYC Prep Falls on Its High Heels in Front of EveryoneOur recap of the show’s season finale!
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    NYC Prep Is Going to End Up on Lexapro for the Rest of Its LifeOnly one person was able to walk away from last night’s mind-bending episode.
  5. Sebastian From NYC Prep’s Perfect New York Night Would Be Spent on Wall StreetObviously.
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    ‘SAT Books Are for Children and Poor People’’NYC Prep’ gets the cartoon treatment.
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    Confidence Is NYC Prep’s Best AccessoryIn which we mentally tangle with last night’s episode of the Bravo reality show.
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    Howard Dean to Fill In for Keith OlbermannWeird. And yet also, not.
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    NYC Prep Accidentally Shows Its Private Parts to the Whole SchoolWe recap last night’s topless AND bottomless episode of our summer guilty pleasure.
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    Bethenny Frankel Leaving Real Housewives!This would be terrible news, but she’s getting her own show!
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    NYC Prep Is Growing Up Too FastWho won this week’s episode of ‘NYC Prep’?
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    NYC Prep Goes to the DogsIn which we review last night’s episode and determine a winner.
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    Kelly Killoren Bensimon Wants to Put Pocahontas Into the DiscoHow has no one thought of this before?
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    NYC Prep Teaches Us New MeaningsIn which we determine who won this week’s episode, using our trademarked scientific methods.
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    The Real Victims of Bernie MadoffMadoff victims’ fights with one another have a reality-show quality.
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    NYC Prep Makes Us Feel Like Teenagers AgainOur recap of last night’s Very Special event.
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    Susanne Bartsch Was Asked to Be on Real Housewives of NYCFile this under: missed opportunities. Also: holy hell.
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    Simon van Kempen and Albie Manzo Are E-mail BuddiesThe son of ‘Real Housewife’ Caroline e-mailed the ‘Real Husband’ for advice.
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    ‘Dear Nightingale Parents — Later This Fall Bravo Will Premiere NYC PrepOne Upper East Side school braces for New York’s newest reality series.
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    Bethenny Frankel Had a Wardrobe MalfunctionOr DID she?
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    Kelly Bensimon Will Have to Make Time for Two Days of Community ServiceThe Real Housewife evades assault charges, fines.
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    Bethenny Frankel Has a Scandalous Past Too, You KnowUnimpressed by the Big Reveal on last night’s ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ last season’s Housewife dishes about her seamy past, dreams for the future.
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    Bravo Warms Us Up for NYC PrepThe trailers for the network’s latest reality show, this time about overprivileged Upper East Side teens, looks to be completely trashy — and delicious.
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    The Real Housewives of New York City Interrupt Each Other ‘Figuratively’And literally, in last night’s final-final, for-real-this-time season-two episode of the New York City series.
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    On Planet Kelly, Ms. Killoren Bensimon Is the Best Girl in the Whole WorldSomeone very wisely decided to put the ‘Real Housewives’ star on camera for a half an hour and just let her talk. This is the result.
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    Why Is Bethenny Frankel Showing Her Bum in This Picture?A Daily Intel pop quiz.
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    Next Up: The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C.This feels like a step in the wrong direction.
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    What If the Real Housewives of New York Met the Real Housewives of New Jersey?“Oh my God, I think you’re such white trash that LuAnn couldn’t handle it and she simultaneously combusted.”
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    Kelly Bensimon: ‘If I’m a Train Wreck, I’m the Orient Express’The Real Housewife discusses the show’s portrayal of her.
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    The Real Housewives Are the Modicum of EtiquetteWho won part two of the ‘Real Housewives’ reunion? We can judge, but in the end these women will have to answer to a higher power.
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    Anthony Weiner Has a Bone to Pick With His Old Roommate Jon StewartThe congressman calls his old pal’s show “corrosive” and a “scam.”
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    The Real Housewives Simply Cannot Leave Us, or One Another, AloneAnd we wouldn’t have it any other way. Our weekly summary of who won, and who lost, on this epic reality show.
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    Live-Blogging Mayor Bloomberg on Martha Stewart“I have never had a bowl of dark brown sugar that I didn’t pack. Not once.”
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    Jill Zarin Is ‘the Jewish Momma Version’ of Atticus Finch, Says Daughter AllyAlly Shapiro talks about how being on the ‘Real Housewives’ is fun, embarrassing, and a little like ‘To Kill a Mockingbird.’
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    The Real Housewives Rang the Stock Exchange Bell This Morning“It’s a reality show on Bravo,” you can hear one woman informing a colleague in the audience.
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    What Color Is Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s Skin, and Other Important Questions for the Real HousewivesWe sent our Tim Murphy to last night’s season-finale party.
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    Real Housewives Steps and RepeatsIn which we declare a winner for last night’s episode, and the entire season.
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    ‘Do Not Open Your Mouth and Say Dumb Things’Wise words from CNBC’s Rick Santelli.
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    Few Celebrities, Real Socialites Turn Out for Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s 40thEven five certain fake socialites didn’t turn up.
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    Real Housewives Looks Adorable in Its Zac PosenBut who won this week’s episode?
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    The Real Housewives Go MetaIn which we examine “the gaze” and how it affects the reality women of New York City. Also, we decide who won last night’s episode.
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    Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Working Halfheartedly on a TruceNow someone else is “up here” versus “down there.”
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    Real Housewives Takes Us to Work for a DayThen they left us lonesome and unchanged in a corner, crying our eyes out, as they went about their business.
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    Bravo Takes Gossip Girl–Knockoff Reality Show a Step Too FarEven the personalities of the real-life kids lined up to star on ‘NYC Prep’ are ripped off from The Greatest Show of Our Time.
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    The Real Housewives Go to CourtThe tennis court, that is. Which, in this case, is worse than the alternative.
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    On Tyra, Johnston Family Wages War Against PalinsThis is a war, unfortunately, that they will lose.
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    Kelly Killoren Bensimon Loses the Real Housewives Game, for Now and Maybe Ever MoreWatching last night’s episode made our heads hurt.
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    Alex McCord Talks About UnemploymentAnd slams Richard from Gawker. Or Maureen Dowd. We can’t tell.
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    LuAnn de Lesseps in Royal Divorce ‘Shocker’The reality couple that never seemed to be together is now officially apart.
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    On Real Housewives, Kelly Killoren Bensimon Removes Rorschach Mask to Reveal Beast UnderneathWho won this week’s episode of the Bravo reality competition.
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