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  1. oh long island
    Woman Arrested After Calling in Phony Bomb Threat to Find Purse“She figured police would get there quicker if they thought there was a bomb there.”
  2. unfortunate analogies
    Nazis, Slavery, Lynchings, and More Overblown Modern AnalogiesWhat the hell does Gandhi have to do with Bitcoin?
  3. safety first
    Brooklyn Shoppers Not Ready for in-Store Knife SharpeningSporks all around.
  4. crimes and misdemeanors
    Meth Is an Inappropriate Tip in Any SituationDive bar or “classy place.”
  5. idiots
    A Lot of New Yorkers Are Winning the Lottery and Not Claiming Their MillionsThis is a really bad way to play the lotto. 
  6. the internet
    Twitter Trolls Are Bullying the Wrong Jonathan MartinOne is an embattled NFL player, one a New York Times reporter.
  7. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alleged Attempted Rapist Says He’s Just a Misunderstood Jokester“Her eyes made me think that she had a good sense of humor.”
  8. Man Learns Guns Not Welcome Atop Empire State BuildingThat’s why they have the metal detectors.
  9. idiots
    LIRR Surfer Finds a More Dangerous Way to CommuteHope he’s comfortable up there.
  10. bridges and tunnels
    MTA Chief: Bloomberg Predicting ‘Like an Idiot’Joe Lhota is not impressed.
  11. occupy everywhere
    Occupy Wall Street Protester Caught Bringing Gun to CourtThe time a person went to court and left with more charges as a souvenir.
  12. early and often
    Great Moments in RNC HistoryOne Alaskan delegate just explained that caribou LOVE the pipeline because it’s warm and they can snuggle up to it during the winter. Well, obvi!