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Imagined Conversations

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    Super Bowl Forces Bill de Blasio to Hang Out With Chris ChristieAllowing the New Jersey governor to pretend he still has friends.
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    Republican Congressman Acknowledges That Obamacare Is … Helping Some PeopleHow that went down at GOP headquarters. 
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    Pope Francis: World’s Worst BouncerThe pope was a bouncer in his youth. This is why he was probably terrible at it. 
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    Exclusive Text of President Obama’s Awkwardly Timed Syria SpeechObama will deliver these uncomfortable remarks from the Oval Office tonight. 
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    Exclusive Transcript of Al Qaeda’s Worldwide Conference CallThis actually happened. 
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    A British Couple Discusses Opting Out of Internet PornThis is a discussion that will take place throughout England in the near future. 
  7. American Ruins Canada DayHe baked a Canadian flag cake with a secret American flag inside. 
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    Zimmerman Lawyer Tells Knock-Knock Joke at TrialHere’s what happened. 
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    The Time Joe Biden Stole Jessica Biel Away From Justin Timberlake ForeverThey met at the Time 100 party last night. 
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    What Robots Will Talk About on the Robot InternetScientists have created a web-based database where robots can seek answers during confusing situations.
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    Inside Chuck Hagel’s Photo SessionHow they got him to almost kind of smile.
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    How Kim Jong-un Watched the Rocket LaunchAn imagined conversation.
  13. Jon Corzine Wants to Start a Hedge Fund, MaybeWhy not?
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    Missile Defense Agency Employees Look at PornThis a lesson that, sadly, needs repeating. 
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    What the Founders Said About 100-Round Assault-Rifle MagazinesSenator Ron Johnson thinks such magazines are constitutionally protected. 
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    Clothing Website Makes Awful Colorado TweetWe’re going to throw up.
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    Romney Campaign Tries to Make Venn Diagram, FailsThis makes our head hurt.
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    President Obama and Mitt Romney: The Phone TranscriptExclusive!
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    How Levi Johnston Chose His Daughter’s NameA one act play.
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    The Huffington NetworkYou don’t aggregate 500 million stories without making a few enemies.
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    Faisal Shahzad’s Secret Chat With the Taliban, RevealedOn the night of the failed car bombing, Shahzad talked to his Taliban handler online. This is what he said.
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    An Exclusive Transcript of the Obama-Cheney Phone CallDaily Intel’s fake scoop on a phone call that really happened.
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    Joe the Plumber’s Stand-up Routine, Revealed!Come with us as we cautiously peer into the future.
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    What Goes On in a Secret Billionaires Meeting?Oprah, Bloomberg, Buffett, and more extremely wealthy people held a secret meeting earlier this month.
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    What Do Five Presidents Talk About Over Lunch?Our exclusive transcript of the meeting between Obama, Clinton, Carter, and the Bushes.