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    Jesus Luz Is Left Alone to Party in RioMadonna, meanwhile, is hard at work in London.
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    After Latests Sexts, Elin Flees to Tiger’s Yacht, ‘Privacy’Presumably, she also spent some time on the Internet looking up a few new sexual terms.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Ashley Dupré’s Hair Caught on Fire While She Was NakedAnd more celebrities (and quasi-celebrities) get themselves into bad situations, in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Somebody Made Jesus CryBy throwing a beer in his face!
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    JWOWW and Snooki Are Not Actually ItalianIt’s like everything we’ve ever known is a lie.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    John Mayer’s Hood Pass RevokedAnd more celebrity doings, in today’s gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna and Jesus Make Out for Tom FordSee? They’re not broken up! This is definite proof.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    John Mayer Writes ‘a Lot of Dirty Text Messages to Girls’If you know someone is sending dirty texts to other people, does it make the ones he sends you even more filthy?
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Has the Sun Set on Madonna and Jesus?Are we facing a breakup of biblical proportions?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Elizabeth Edwards Has Finally ‘Had It’ With John EdwardsThe longest-lasting crap relationship we’ve known finally appears to be winding down.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madonna Wants to Have Jesus’s ChildAnd more perverse celebrity antics, in today’s gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Alec Baldwin Thinks He’s FatHe needs to lose fifteen pounds before Oscar time, he says.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Won’t Stop Texting A-RodAnd more the-stars-are-just-like-us tales, in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Chooses ChoosAnd more celebrity nonsense, in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Beyoncé and Jay-Z Are So Hot, Things Burst Into Flames When They AppearAnd more evidence of the stars’ special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
  16. the most important gigolos in the world
    Jesus Luz Capitalizing on This Whole Dating Madonna ThingBut don’t say she’s responsible for his fame.
    By Adam K. Raymond
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    Demi Moore Is a Puma, Not a CougarRowr! Purrr. Grrrowl. It’s all the same.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Is Allowed to Grind With Dudes If Jesus Luz Is WatchingAnd if the dudes are fashion gays.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Lourdes Is Probably Totally Jealous of Jesus Luz’s AllowanceHe gets $10,000 a month!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Paris Hilton Gets a PotbellyThe starlet has added a porcine princess to her backyard menagerie.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Penélope Cruz Probably Just Goes to the OB/GYN for FunThat’s the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna, Jesus Luz, Jessica Seinfeld, and Anderson Cooper Walk Into a BarWhat on earth did they talk about?
    By Chris Rovzar
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    A Guy Got Stabbed While John Mayer Was at GoldbarThese New York City stabbers. Have they no respect for celebrity?
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Alec Baldwin Wants to Meet Bethenny FrankelNaturally, this drives the other ‘Real Housewives’ wild.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    The Climax of the Summer of LourdesShe makes a cameo in Madonna’s newest video!
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Madonna and Jesus Appear at the Western Wall!It’s all so biblical.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Billy Joel Unloads His Katie Lee BaggageIt’s time to sell all that nice real estate.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Jeremy Piven Is Becoming HystericalA ribbing by Chris Kattan over his supposed mercury poisoning sent the ‘Entourage’ star into a tizzy.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Jesus Luz Becomes Self-awareWatching Guy Ritchie with Madonnna’s family, her current boy toy realizes he has a lot of growing up to do.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Jesus Luz Does Not Mind Being Called a ‘Boy Toy’Madonna’s boyfriend doesn’t mind his nickname. That, and the rest of today’s gossip.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Jessica Szohr Reads Chick Lit Aloud to Her BoyfriendWhich is unfortunate, because we wanted that relationship to last. Plus, Jim Cramer threatens to open up a can of whoop-ass on Jon Stewart, and more in our daily gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Switches TeamsThe Material Mom took her kids, and Jesus Luz, to a Mets game — where she hung out with Anderson Cooper.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Lindsay Lohan’s Exes Now Won’t Even Claim HerHarry Morton has begun claiming his relationship with the former actress never happened.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Has the Magic TouchWhen it comes to SOME children, at least. Her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s career is really taking off.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Guy Ritchie Gets Himself a New Eighties Model GirlfriendMadge’s ex is spotted on a romantic date with renowned cougar Elle Macpherson. And more, in the gossip roundup.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna Looks Like Her Boyfriend’s MomEven though she is fourteen years older than the woman.
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Madonna and Jesus, With ChildThe hot new couple is all about the Kabbalah lately.
    By Chris Rovzar
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    Beyoncé’s Searching for a New Sasha FierceAll that practicing you’ve done in your room is going to pay off! The singer is looking for the person with the best rendition of the dance from “Single Ladies.”
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Gwyneth and Chris Ditching Madonna for Beyoncé and Jay-Z?Man, who knew the clean-living types play on the same playground we do?
    By Katie Goldsmith
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    Katie Couric Is Too Big for Your Little Town CarAlso in your morning mug o’ gossip: Drew Barrymore swaps spit and Tori Spelling bares her soul.
    By Paige Ferrari
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    A-Rod Vexed by Thoughts of Madonna and JesusA duo that has otherwise soothed minds for centuries! Plus, someone had sex on Donald Trump’s boardroom table and got fired for it.
    By Tim Murphy
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    Whitney Won’t Catfight Olivia for RatingsEven though ‘The City’ producers supposedly want them to. Plus, Madonna’s new family unit brunched in the meatpacking district Sunday. In the gossip roundup.
    By Tim Murphy
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    Current Madonna and Jesus Out-Google Earlier Madonna and Jesus Nine to OneAnd this is totally old Jesus’s go-time!
    By Chris Rovzar
  44. the sports section
    Hank Steinbrenner ‘100 Percent Behind’ Joba ChamberlainAfter Joba’s drunk-driving arrest and subsequent apology, Steinbrenner stands behind him and calls the young pitcher ‘family.’
    By Chris Rovzar
  45. Office of Financial Stability Head Neel Kashkari Is Really Into FerrarisAlso, he is a modern-day warrior with a mean, mean stride.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. sex diaries
    The Unemployed Sarah Palin FetishistA week in the sex life of one hard-up New Yorker.
    By Arianne Cohen