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John Catsimatidis

  1. feature
    Suddenly, New York’s Rich Are Obsessed With Importing PandasThe Chinese export every powerful person can get behind.
  2. where are they now
    Former Mayoral Candidate Catsimatidis Is Still ‘Fighting for the Little Guy’By refusing to pay legal fees in a case over unpaid overtime.
  3. the racie for gracie
    John Catsimatidis Thinks You Messed Up by Not Voting for HimAnother billionaire mayor was exactly what New York needed.
  4. the racie for gracie
    Catsimatidis Wins Giuliani’s Support, Two Months Too LateNot that it matters.
  5. the racie for gracie
    Who Got the Best Deal on Primary Votes?Not John Catsimatidis!
  6. the most important people in the world
    John Catsimatidis Is a Great Lunch DateThe man knows how to order Greek food.
  7. rich people problems
    Spitzer, Catsimatidis Do Not Regret Spending $10 Million Each to LoseOh well.
  8. the racie for gracie
    John Catsimatidis Turned His Mayoral Loss Into an Epic Poem on FacebookIt is strangely capitalized.
  9. the racie for gracie
    Catsimatidis Can’t Believe His Mayoral Run Is OverHe’s officially out, but not down.
  10. the racie for gracie
    Joe Lhota Is Your Republican Nominee for MayorHe blasts Bill de Blasio in his victory speech. 
  11. the racie for gracie
    Cats Photos: Remembering John Catsimatidis’s Campaign in 12 Wonderful PicturesThe Gristedes billionaire will almost certainly lose, but he’ll live on in our hearts.
  12. the racie for gracie
    Joe Lhota Claims He Is Not the ‘Anti-Kitten Candidate’ in Final GOP Debate But John Catsimatidis stole the show, as always.
  13. the racie for gracie
    Catsimatidis Says Lhota Should Drop Out Because He’s Too Poor to Win“He doesn’t have a chance in hell in November.”
  14. the racie for gracie
    Joe Lhota Could Use Some Sourcing Help in His Attack Mailers“Waiting for information … “
  15. the racie for gracie
    GOP Mayoral Candidates Break With Democrats on Stop-and-Frisk, CondomsAt Wednesday’s debate.
  16. the racie for gracie
    Top Republican Candidates for Mayor Also Support Stoop DrinkingEveryone supports stoop drinking. 
  17. the racie for gracie
    Catsmidatidis Wants to Build New York a Bridge to ConnecticutAnd borrow a ridiculous amount of money to do it.
  18. the racie for gracie
    John Catsimatidis Has an Impressively Indecipherable SignatureIt’s glorious. 
  19. the racie for gracie
    GOP Mayoral Debate Involves ‘Magic Wands,’ Alleged Mob ThreatsNo, Catsimatidis isn’t trying to whack McDonald.
  20. the racie for gracie
    New York’s Republican Mayoral Candidates Will Introduce Themselves on TV Soon John Catsimatidis and Joe Lhota both announced that TV ads will begin running next week.
  21. the racie for gracie
    Catsimatidis Crafts Policy Ideas in Completely Original MomentsHe’s adding spontaneity into the relationship between people and their government.
  22. the racie for gracie
    The Catsimatidis Family Loves Their Pets John Catsimatidis is also fond of Central Park’s carriage horses.
  23. swearing
    Chris Christie and John Catsimatidis Yell SwearsA whole new insult arises.
  24. the racie for gracie
    Only Quinn and Catsimatidis Would Keep Ray KellyJoe Lhota is a maybe.
  25. the racie for gracie
    Pataki Endorses Catsimatidis, But Not to Spite GiulianiAn old rivalry resurfaces.
  26. the racie for gracie
    John Catsimatidis Bewilders Audience at Mayoral ForumChristine Quinn didn’t do so well either.
  27. 2013 mayoral race
    Catsimatidis Wants to Hire Bloomberg to Run a 2014 World’s FairThe mayoral hopeful’s early campaign promise is a doozy.
  28. the racie for gracie
    Are Everyday New Yorkers Open to Another Billionaire Mayor?We checked in with John Catsimatidis’s dream constituents.
  29. 2013 mayoral race
    John Catsimatidis Is All Over the Mayoral Race Like a Cheap SuitHe’s a “common billionaire,” and sports Joseph A. Banks to prove it.
  30. the third terminator
    The Point Is, Bloomberg Wants to WinHizzoner is breaking spending records, but that’s his right.
  31. early and often
    This Mayoral Race Could Be Interesting Yet!Gristedes chief John Catsimatidis may still run for mayor!
  32. gossipmonger
    Guy and Madonna to Yoga It Out Over the HolidaysThe Most Important Former Couple in the World will be spending Christmas together!
  33. gossipmonger
    Chuck and Vanessa Go Bowling, Do Jäger BombsThe ‘Gossip Girl’ kids hit Bowlmor Lanes! André Leon Talley had a hissy fit! Lindsay and Sam played tongue tennis at Beatrice Inn! All in today’s gossip roundup!
  34. white men with money
    Meet Your New Local Oligarch!For decades and even centuries, we as a nation have been forced to feign allegiance to that ridiculous “democracy” canard. This year, the Republican Party cuts the crap: We have an oligarchy on our hands, so let’s just be governed by the rich and not pretend otherwise. According to the Times, the GOP, lagging well behind Democrats in fund-raising for 2008, has been “aggressively recruiting wealthy candidates who can spend large sums of their own money to finance their Congressional races.” Splendid idea! In Texas, banker and real-estate developer Francisco Canseco is putting up $711,000 to finance a House campaign; in Illinois’ Fourteenth Congressional District, no fewer than three candidates (including one Democrat) have blown over $300,000 each on the race.
  35. in other news
    Parsing the Catsimatidis Dis in the ‘Times’Today’s Times profiles mayoral candidate John Catsimatidis, who just switched parties to try for a Republican nomination. If you read very closely, you can catch subtle signs that writer Robin Finn is not taking his candidacy entirely seriously. See if you can spot some! • Headline: “Another Billionaire Who Wants to Be a Mayor” [We’re already cracking up.] • Lede: “Those black plastic eyeglasses – reminiscent of the magnate Aristotle Onassis…” [Because he is, you know, GREEK. In the real world, Catsimatidis’s glasses look equally like Henry Kissinger’s or Alan Greenspan’s.] • “But how the heck does their wearer… see a blessed thing? In focus, that is.” [Wow, what?]
  36. early and often
    Mayoral Maybes Ray Kelly and John Catsimatidis Go Both WaysOur City Hall hopefuls’ political affiliations are as about as fluid as a Vassar sophomore’s sexuality. One prospective candidate, Gristedes billionaire John Catsimatidis, switched his affiliation from Democratic to Republican last week — after supporting both Clintons and, in 2000, Gore. Now the Times, in a profile of another possible contender — police commish Ray Kelly — breezily muses: “It is not clear whether Mr. Kelly … would even run as a Republican. Mr. Kelly is not registered with any political party.” The very existence of this choice — hmm, which crew should I run with (or from)? — speaks to a curious local phenomenon: Jumping parties has apparently become a mark of New York City mayor material.
  37. the morning line
    Pills, Pols, and Oprah • Eight percent of the city’s sexually active teens report using the pill, as opposed to 18 percent nationwide, a city Health Department survey finds, with girls from the South Bronx nearly twice as likely as the nation’s average to have unprotected sex. [1010wins]