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  1. jamie dimon is shaking in his loafers
    Chase Customer Comes to Defense of Hot Banker“If Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” says high-profile customer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  2. beefs
    Lehman Estate Sues JP MorganIt wants $5 billion and it wants it now.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  3. finance fiction
    President Obama Has Party, Does Not Invite Former Best BankerBurn.
    By Jessica Pressler
  4. why don’t you come up and see me sometime
    Protesters Express Their Anger at JPMorgan by Giving Jamie Dimon Copies of Their House KeysTramps.
  5. pilfs
    As Expected, Syracuse Students Won Over by Jamie DimonThey didn’t exactly throw panties — but close.
    By Jessica Pressler
  6. awesome things
    Syracuse Students Now Planning to Disrobe for Jamie DimonNow THIS should catch the JPMorgan CEO’s attention.
    By Jessica Pressler
  7. popularity contests
    Brian Moynihan Replaces Jamie Dimon As Obama’s Favorite BankerThe president has reportedly traded the demanding, prickly banker for a “fresh face.” Men.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. white men with wings like angels
    Finally, a Rap About Jamie Dimon’s Forthcoming Commencement Address at SyracuseConsidering how well “Dimon” rhymes with “shinin’,” we’re surprised no one thought of this before.
    By Jessica Pressler
  9. white men with wings like angels
    JPMorgan Is Perfect, TooLike Goldman Sachs, they had no losses in the first quarter.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. neighborhood news
    Bankers Rescue Children From Burning BuildingOr so they SAY.
    By Jessica Pressler
  11. white men with wings like angels
    Some Syracuse Students Are Psyched That Jamie Dimon Is Giving Their Commencement Address“The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  12. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Denies Existence Of Wall Street ‘Club’The JP Morgan CEO denies he played a part in shutting dorky WaMu CEO out of parties, solvency.
    By Jessica Pressler
  13. the rich hunt
    JPMorgan Executive ‘Ran Like a Dog’ When Confronted by Angry Homeowners“He was scared to death because he doesn’t really want to talk to homeowners.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  14. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Will Speak to Syracuse Students Whether They Like It or NotHe won’t even acknowledge their protests.
    By Jessica Pressler
  15. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Why Is Jamie Dimon So Angry?Behind the JPMorgan CEO’s harsh words for the administration: hurt.
    By Jessica Pressler
  16. white men who are accustomed to winning at life
    Jamie Dimon Doesn’t Need Anything From Anybody EverNot government and not YOU.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. really?
    Jamie Dimon’s Hissy FitThe J.P. Morgan CEO lashed out at the government’s “capricious, arbitrary and punitive behavior.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. europea
    Bomb Explodes At J.P. Morgan Office In AthensYikes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  19. how do you like me now
    Jamie Dimon Ups the AnteFrom now on, shareholders will decide the JPMorgan CEO’s pay.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. white men with wings like angels
    Jamie Dimon Will Show You His Bonus Number Right NowHe’s not waiting around for Lloyd Blankfein like some kind of wuss.
    By Jessica Pressler
  21. white men with money
    Goldman Sachs vs. JPMorgan: Who Will Win the Bonus Round?The CEOs of the country’s top two financial institutions are circling each other like gladiators.
    By Jessica Pressler
  22. white men with wings like angels
    One Banker Isn’t Yucking It Up at Davos This WeekWhile Citigroup, Bank of America, and Morgan Stanley honchos party in Switzerland, one CEO is missing.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. tarpies
    Which Financial Institution Cares the Most About Haiti?And/or their own reputations?
    By Jessica Pressler
  24. international intrigue
    Jamie Dimon to London: Happy New Year! You May Not Get Our HQ After AllThe JPMorgan CEO had some harsh words for Britain’s chancellor of the exchequer.
    By Chris Rovzar
  25. HBS Grad Jamie Dimon Showed His Alma Mater No MercyBusiness is business.
    By Jessica Pressler
  26. Jamie Dimon Spending $1 Million to Landscape His Own BackyardOkay, it’s not really HIS backyard.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. jamie dimon
    Jamie Dimon Hires His FatherTed Dimon leaving Bank of America for JP Morgan.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  28. before they were rock stars
    Jamie Dimon’s High-School Yearbook Photos Reveal Smoldering Band Geek, Nature LoverThe JPMorgan CEO in his adolescent glory.
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. the greatest depression
    The Financial-Crisis Lit Cheat SheetThe best bits from the flood of books recapping last year’s Wall Street meltdown.
    By Moe Tkacik
  30. white men with money
    JPMorgan Posts $3.59 Billion ProfitBut hold the bubbly: Credit cards are still a problem.
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. back to school
    What Fall Brings for Wall Street’s BanksRecess is over, and Congress will be scrutinizing the big boys.
    By Heidi N. Moore
  32. finance fiction
    The British Are Making a Movie About Lehman BrothersThe new BBC reenactment of the events of last September sounds a little too British.
    By Jessica Pressler
  33. the greatest depression
    It’s Time for Banks to Start Acting Like Banks AgainDespite government assistance and a healthy amount of public shaming, banks still aren’t lending.
    By Heidi N. Moore
  34. fun felons
    Chase Thief Robin Katz Has Always Been the Life of the PartyIt’s too bad the fun felon was arrested last weekend. She would have had a blast.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. ballsy crime
    Chase Employee Who Stole $110,000 From Client Was Delightfully QuirkyRobin Katz: a “sexy,” “kinda kooky” felon.
    By Jessica Pressler
  36. white men with money
    Good King JamieThe JPMorgan CEO is the star of Wall Street’s current morality play.
    By Heidi N. Moore
  37. the greatest depression
    JPMorgan’s ‘Stellar’ Second-Quarter ResultsJPMorgan today announced a $2.7 billion profit for the second quarter
    By Jessica Pressler
  38. lifting the tarp
    It’s a TARP-Payback Party!The ten CEOs who get to pay back the bailout funds are “almost giddy.”
    By Jessica Pressler
  39. the greatest depression
    Ten Lucky Banks Are Allowed to Repay TARP!JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon and nine others will finally get to wash The Man out of their hair.
    By Jessica Pressler
  40. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein Continue Time-honored Tradition of Blond vs. Brunet RivalriesOr, okay, Blond vs. Bald.
    By Jessica Pressler
  41. the greatest depression
    The Last Meals of Bear StearnsA new book details the nail-biting, or just biting, last days of the storied investment firm.
    By Jessica Pressler
  42. survivor financial crisis
    Jamie Dimon Is Ready to Serve If the Government Needs HimThe JPMorgan CEO is prepared to absorb some of the competition.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. early and often
    Chrysler Files for Bankruptcy, Debtholders Cry FoulAnd when it hits them that only thing they’re getting out of this is a new enemy in President Obama, they’ll really be crying.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. white men with our money
    Wait, So How Did Big Banks Go From Being Dead Broke to Having Billions for Bonuses?They just went with the flow.
    By Hugo Lindgren
  45. in the magazine
    Finance Professionals Mocked, Made to Feel Small for First Time in LivesEnjoy the Schadenfreude, populist hordes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. the greatest depression
    JPMorgan Hitting Up Debtors’ Kids on MySpaceThere’s a reason JPMorgan can afford to pay back the TARP funds “tomorrow” if they feel like it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. the greatest depression
    JPMorgan Feels Great About Its PositionThe second-largest bank beat expectations, is happy about it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  48. scenes from a meltdown
    TARP-Supported Banks Plan to ‘Game the System’ by Buying Each Other’s TrashIt’s Friday, which means there’s news about financial institutions they hope you’ll drink away over the weekend.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. Taxpayer Mob Will Have to Pry Jets From Jamie Dimon’s Cold, Dead HandsThe JP Morgan boss takes a stand.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. white men with money
    Jamie Dimon Is Tired of Being VilifiedHe just wants to have a beer and watch the game.
    By Jessica Pressler
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