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Kim Jong Il

  1. people who are dead
    Kim Jong-il Had Kind of a Homoerotic Relationship With His Former Sushi Chef“We would go to the sauna together, naked. Shogun-sama said, Oh, you have a good body … “
  2. people who are dead
    Kim Jong Il Ate SpidersAnd hippo. 
  3. dear leader
    Kim Jong-il Wins Olympic Weightlifting Medal From Beyond the GraveActual weightlifter gives him full credit. 
  4. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Can Never RetireEven though he’s dead. 
  5. international intrigue
    If You Didn’t Cry Like a Maniac for Kim Jong-Il, You’re Going to PrisonYeah, that’s what we figured.
  6. dear leader
    A Giant Attended Kim Jong-Il’s FuneralBest. Funeral. Ever.
  7. international intrigue
    North Korea Declares Kim Jong-Un ‘Supreme Leader’The training wheels are off.
  8. dear leader
    The Real Reason All Those North Koreans Were So SadDaily Intel digs for the truth! And it finds … something!
  9. dear leader
    The Crying Alongside Kim Jong-Il’s Funeral Procession Was RidiculousNobody has ever cried as hard over anything as North Koreans cried over Kim Jong-Il today. 
  10. international intrigue
    North Korea Funeral Ceremonies Begin for Kim Jong-IlA farewell ceremony will be held on Thursday.
  11. it gets weirder
    Did Kim Jong-il Die Like They Said He Did?Some North Korea experts think the whole early-morning-on-a-train story doesn’t add up.
  12. cults of personality
    World Leader’s Lackey Lies About His Sports Feats Just another guy with a cult of personality.
  13. international intrigue
    Kim Jong-un Not Alone Atop North KoreaThe young heir will have help from his aunt, uncle, and the military.
  14. international intrigue
    How Is North Korea Reacting to the Death of Kim Jong-Il?Intense crying, test missiles, and sorting out succession.
  15. Kim Jong-Il Is Dead at 69We will certainly miss him.
  16. dear leader
    North Koreans Working in Libya Have Been Banished From Their Homeland ForeverBest banishment ever?
  17. how do you solve a problem like north korea?
    Kim Jong-Il Skimped on Party Favors for His Super-Sweet 69th BirthdayThey’re stockpiling food rations for Kim Jong-Il Sr.’s party next year.
  18. wikileaks
    WikiLeaks Cables, Day Two: How Do You Solve a Problem Like North Korea?This couldn’t have come at a tenser time!
  19. international intrigue
    Citizen Journalists Offer Disturbing Video From Inside North KoreaThe video shows a starving orphan and a woman fighting a police officer’s demand for a bribe.
  20. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Toured a Soy Sauce Factory TodayAs if his country and South Korea were not on the precipice of war. Mind games.
  21. all in the family
    Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son, His Likely SuccessorHis daughter also is named a senior general.
  22. the future is coming
    Kim Jong-Il and the Dude Go Bowling for Foreign DollarsA round of White Russians for the whole team.
  23. international tweens
    North Korea Toys With 13-Year-Old Boy’s EmotionsHe arrived on a “sunshine policy” to build a “children’s peace forest.”
  24. dear leader
    North Korea Has Some Work to Do on Handling Its Setbacks in a Healthy MannerThe soccer team was subjected to a scary-sounding public shaming.
  25. down the memory hole
    North Koreans Still Waiting to Hear About Glorious World Cup VictoryThe one where they lost 7-0.
  26. photo op
    Kim Jong-Il Feigns Interest in Mundane ThingsThis is like the mundane-ness Obama faced multiplied by ten.
  27. bill clinton
    Analyst Says Bill Clinton Met With Kim Jong-il ImpersonatorDid our former President get fooled by a party trick?
  28. the ronriest people in the world
    Charlie Rose Is BroodingLike Jennifer Aniston, all he wants is a baby, according to ‘Fortune.’
  29. North Korea Offers ‘Special Pardon’ to Captive JournalistsNow that he’s gotten the photo op he wanted, the North Korean despot has given up the two women.
  30. photo op
    Bill Clinton Meets Kim Jong IlLook how happy he is to be there!
  31. international intrigue
    Bill Clinton Goes Into North Korea to Rescue Two Captive JournalistsThe families of Euna Lee and Laura Ling hope the former president can bring their daughters home safely.
  32. international intrigue
    Did North Korea Attack Our Internet?That’s what South Korea thinks. They’re always pointing fingers.
  33. imagined hostage rescues
    Al Gore May Head to North Korea to ‘Negotiate’ for Journalists’ ReleaseWe know what he’s really going for. To kick some ass.
  34. international intrigue
    A Little Bit of Background Info on Kim Jong Il’s SonsWhich one was deemed “too effeminate” to succeed his Yoko Ono–look-alike father?
  35. what other people think
    The North Korea Nuke Test: What Obama Should ConsiderThis holiday weekend’s weapons test is a confusing referendum on the president’s policy on North Korea, and offers little hint of the safest way forward.
  36. glossy people
    One Day, Hudson Morgan and Bam Margera Went to North KoreaAnd they all lived happily ever after. Well, except maybe Kim Jong Il.