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Kim Jong Il

  1. people who are dead
    Kim Jong-il Had Kind of a Homoerotic Relationship With His Former Sushi Chef“We would go to the sauna together, naked. Shogun-sama said, Oh, you have a good body … “
    By Dan Amira
  2. people who are dead
    Kim Jong Il Ate SpidersAnd hippo. 
    By Dan Amira
  3. dear leader
    Kim Jong-il Wins Olympic Weightlifting Medal From Beyond the GraveActual weightlifter gives him full credit. 
    By Dan Amira
  4. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Can Never RetireEven though he’s dead. 
    By Dan Amira
  5. international intrigue
    If You Didn’t Cry Like a Maniac for Kim Jong-Il, You’re Going to PrisonYeah, that’s what we figured.
    By Dan Amira
  6. dear leader
    A Giant Attended Kim Jong-Il’s FuneralBest. Funeral. Ever.
    By Dan Amira
  7. international intrigue
    North Korea Declares Kim Jong-Un ‘Supreme Leader’The training wheels are off.
    By Brett Smiley
  8. dear leader
    The Real Reason All Those North Koreans Were So SadDaily Intel digs for the truth! And it finds … something!
    By Dan Amira
  9. dear leader
    The Crying Alongside Kim Jong-Il’s Funeral Procession Was RidiculousNobody has ever cried as hard over anything as North Koreans cried over Kim Jong-Il today. 
    By Dan Amira
  10. international intrigue
    North Korea Funeral Ceremonies Begin for Kim Jong-IlA farewell ceremony will be held on Thursday.
    By Brett Smiley
  11. it gets weirder
    Did Kim Jong-il Die Like They Said He Did?Some North Korea experts think the whole early-morning-on-a-train story doesn’t add up.
    By Menachem Kaiser
  12. cults of personality
    World Leader’s Lackey Lies About His Sports Feats Just another guy with a cult of personality.
    By Noreen Malone
  13. international intrigue
    Kim Jong-un Not Alone Atop North KoreaThe young heir will have help from his aunt, uncle, and the military.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  14. international intrigue
    How Is North Korea Reacting to the Death of Kim Jong-Il?Intense crying, test missiles, and sorting out succession.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  15. Kim Jong-Il Is Dead at 69We will certainly miss him.
    By Menachem Kaiser
  16. dear leader
    North Koreans Working in Libya Have Been Banished From Their Homeland ForeverBest banishment ever?
    By Dan Amira
  17. how do you solve a problem like north korea?
    Kim Jong-Il Skimped on Party Favors for His Super-Sweet 69th BirthdayThey’re stockpiling food rations for Kim Jong-Il Sr.’s party next year.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  18. wikileaks
    WikiLeaks Cables, Day Two: How Do You Solve a Problem Like North Korea?This couldn’t have come at a tenser time!
    By Nitasha Tiku
  19. international intrigue
    Citizen Journalists Offer Disturbing Video From Inside North KoreaThe video shows a starving orphan and a woman fighting a police officer’s demand for a bribe.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  20. dear leader
    Kim Jong Il Toured a Soy Sauce Factory TodayAs if his country and South Korea were not on the precipice of war. Mind games.
    By Dan Amira
  21. all in the family
    Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son, His Likely SuccessorHis daughter also is named a senior general.
    By Josh Duboff
  22. the future is coming
    Kim Jong-Il and the Dude Go Bowling for Foreign DollarsA round of White Russians for the whole team.
    By Nitasha Tiku
  23. international tweens
    North Korea Toys With 13-Year-Old Boy’s EmotionsHe arrived on a “sunshine policy” to build a “children’s peace forest.”
    By Nitasha Tiku
  24. dear leader
    North Korea Has Some Work to Do on Handling Its Setbacks in a Healthy MannerThe soccer team was subjected to a scary-sounding public shaming.
    By Dan Amira
  25. down the memory hole
    North Koreans Still Waiting to Hear About Glorious World Cup VictoryThe one where they lost 7-0.
    By Dan Amira
  26. photo op
    Kim Jong-Il Feigns Interest in Mundane ThingsThis is like the mundane-ness Obama faced multiplied by ten.
    By Dan Amira
  27. bill clinton
    Analyst Says Bill Clinton Met With Kim Jong-il ImpersonatorDid our former President get fooled by a party trick?
    By Lindsay Robertson
  28. the ronriest people in the world
    Charlie Rose Is BroodingLike Jennifer Aniston, all he wants is a baby, according to ‘Fortune.’
    By Jessica Pressler
  29. North Korea Offers ‘Special Pardon’ to Captive JournalistsNow that he’s gotten the photo op he wanted, the North Korean despot has given up the two women.
    By Chris Rovzar
  30. photo op
    Bill Clinton Meets Kim Jong IlLook how happy he is to be there!
    By Chris Rovzar
  31. international intrigue
    Bill Clinton Goes Into North Korea to Rescue Two Captive JournalistsThe families of Euna Lee and Laura Ling hope the former president can bring their daughters home safely.
    By Chris Rovzar
  32. international intrigue
    Did North Korea Attack Our Internet?That’s what South Korea thinks. They’re always pointing fingers.
    By Chris Rovzar
  33. imagined hostage rescues
    Al Gore May Head to North Korea to ‘Negotiate’ for Journalists’ ReleaseWe know what he’s really going for. To kick some ass.
    By Dan Amira
  34. international intrigue
    A Little Bit of Background Info on Kim Jong Il’s SonsWhich one was deemed “too effeminate” to succeed his Yoko Ono–look-alike father?
    By Chris Rovzar
  35. what other people think
    The North Korea Nuke Test: What Obama Should ConsiderThis holiday weekend’s weapons test is a confusing referendum on the president’s policy on North Korea, and offers little hint of the safest way forward.
    By Chris Rovzar
  36. glossy people
    One Day, Hudson Morgan and Bam Margera Went to North KoreaAnd they all lived happily ever after. Well, except maybe Kim Jong Il.
    By Chris Rovzar