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Lame Excuses
lame excuses
Jan. 12, 2016
Jean-Marie Le Pen Suing Over ‘Damaging’ Selfie
He’s claiming $54,000 in damages.
By
Claire Landsbaum
explanations
Oct. 21, 2010
Man Just Accidentally Fingered Horse
“Wegiel stated that he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses.”
By
Jessica Pressler
Aug. 14, 2009
‘My Private Parts Fell Out’
Man offers worst-ever excuse for subway flashing.
By
Jessica Pressler