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Lourdes

  1. ink-stained wretches
    Madonna’s Publicist Journalistically Castrates Enterprising ReporterNote to young reporters: Do not ask Madonna about Demi Moore’s marital problems. Uh-uh.
  2. the most important preteen in america
    Lourdes Makes Her Public-High-School DebutBraces and all.
  3. gossipmonger
    Susan Sarandon May Have Left Tim Robbins for a 31-year-old Ping-Pong–Playing HipsterAnd more tales of shocking and not-so-shocking celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
  4. the most important preteen in america
    The Climax of the Summer of LourdesShe makes a cameo in Madonna’s newest video!
  5. summering
    On the East End: Sarah Jessica Parker Gets Pulled Over, Lourdes PrimpsWhat you missed because you don’t have a share house.
  6. gossipmonger
    Gisele and Tom Brady Made Out in PublicMere mortals were forced to cover their eyes as the golden couple “sucked face” at a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel. And more, in our gossip roundup.
  7. the most important preteen in america
    Introducing the Summer of Lourdes!!Her two brothers will be spending the summer in London, leaving Madonna’s daughter alone to rule the roost.
  8. the most important adoption in the world
    Watch This Video of Hundreds of Africans Following Madonna AroundIt’s kind of riveting.
  9. the most important people in the world
    Madonna Files Papers to Dilute Lourdes’s Fame With Yet Another Adopted BabyMalawi officials report that the Material Mom has officially requested another child from their country.
  10. the most important people in the world
    Madonna and Jesus, With ChildThe hot new couple is all about the Kabbalah lately.
  11. gossipmonger
    The Hudson Plane Crash Helped Jeremy Piven Find a Stand-inToo bad he only finds him now; that whole mercury embarrassment could’ve been avoided! Plus, Lourdes may be knotting her lush brows in crafty triumph!
  12. gossipmonger
    Lourdes Just Couldn’t Take the Fighting AnymoreShe wants mom and dad back together, and Little Malawi David probably does, too. Also, come on with Cin to the Fulton Fish Market! In the Ides of January gossip roundup!
  13. gossipmonger
    Lourdes Ciccone Leon to Attend Professional Children’s SchoolWill Madonna’s DNA block her child from learning to act? Also, every New Yorker must tell Katie Holmes to add calories. Yippee, it’s Monday’s gossip roundup!
  14. in other news
    Only People on Madonna’s Payroll Would Sit Through Her 50th-Birthday PartySo that’s why no other celebrities attended! But at least Guy Ritchie was there. And, um, her children. And David Blaine…
  15. party lines
    Pregnant J.Lo Still Wears ‘Gucci Gucci Goo!’We were delighted to discover when we arrived at Wednesday’s Gucci party that we weren’t the only ones totally awestruck in the presence of Madonna. As we interviewed Women’s Murder Club star Angie Harmon, she became visibly nervous when Madonna walked up the red carpet behind her. “I’ve been running around Fashion Week,” she stuttered, trying to stay on topic. Then she interrupted herself and burst out to her date, hairdresser Stephen Knoll, “Did you just say ‘Hi’ to Madonna?!” she gushed. “I’m totally freaking out! You said ‘Hi’ to Madonna!” Harmon turned back to us and admitted, “I can’t handle it! I’ve never met her. Probably won’t get up the nerve to do it tonight. Look at Lourdes! Look at how big she is! I bet she has a British accent.” We bet she does, too. Most of the rest of the celebrities, who included Jennifer Lopez, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwen Stefani, Salma Hayek, and Drew Barrymore, didn’t stop to chat on the red carpet. But when we asked the hugely pregnant Lopez what she was wearing when she tottered by on four-inch heels, she replied, “Gucci Gucci Goo!”