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Mine Under Matter

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    Another Mine Explodes, 27 Workers MissingOh God, is it happening all over again?
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    Chilean Miner Edison Pena Will Not Take the SubwayAnd called the hot dogs here “so-so.”
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    Beware, Chilean Marathon Miner Edison Peña: You May Have Set Our Expectations Too HighAt this point he pretty much has to win the marathon.
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    Chilean Miner Wants to Run in New York City MarathonNot Yonni, sadly.
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    Unfaithful Chilean Miner Yonni Barrios Offered $100,000 to Be Spokesman for Cheating WebsiteFinally, all that carefree extramarital sex paid off.
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    Chilean Miners Have Been Out for Two Days. Time for the Backlash!That was quick!
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    Stone-Faced Miner Yonni Barrios Greeted by His Exuberant Mistress at the SurfaceFor some reason, Barrios didn’t seem that happy to leave the mine.
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    One Miner’s Wife Is Boycotting the RescueThis is the one who met her husband’s mistress while he was stuck down below.
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    Eleven Chilean Miners Rescued: Miners and Media Rejoice“Chi! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le!”
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    The Chilean Mine Rescue Is Finally Under WayWatch the most riveting slow-moving live feed since the oil spill.
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    Secret List Determines Which Chilean Miners Get Out FirstWe think we know whose name is last.
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    Trapped Chilean Miners Are Watching the Wrong Movies’Benjamin Button’ might not make our list of non-depressing movies.
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    Trapped Chilean Miners Finally Get Their CigarettesTwo packs a day.
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    Chilean Miner’s Wife, Mistress Waiting Together for Him to SurfaceSo the TV movie of this catastrophe is going to be on Lifetime and not the Discovery Channel, huh?
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    Chilean Miners’ Request for Wine and Cigarettes DeniedThey get patches and nicotine gum instead.
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    Chilean Miners Might Not Get Paid While They’re Trapped UndergroundHow will the workers get paid if the mining company declares bankruptcy?
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    All It Took for Chilean Miner to Propose to His Partner of 25 Years Was Getting Trapped in a Mine for a MonthAw?