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  1. no he cain’t
    Inevitable Thing Happens to Former GOP Presidential CandidateHerman Cain has signed with Fox News.
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    Herman Cain Could Be Dominating This Race Right NowHerman Cain has a pretty healthy ego.
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    Herman Cain, We Hardly Knew YeTell us more about these “tremendous Reagan-esque qualities.”
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    Herman Cain Launches Very Herman Cain-y Web Video ChannelAre Tim and Eric behind this?
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    Herman Cain Mourns Donna Summer“The Power of One.”
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    Chickens Peck Man to Death in Latest Herman Cain AdHuh. 
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    Cain Makes Awkward Statement About WomenNice work today, Herman Cain. 
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    Herman Cain Did Not Actually Shoot Any Bunnies Tell us about the rabbits, Herman. 
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    Herman Cain Is Back — to Shoot Bunnies and Kill Fish“This bunny is small business under the current tax code.” Uh-oh.
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    Herman Cain Made a Strange Anti-Stimulus AdThere’s a fish? And a really creepy little girl?
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    Herman Cain Turned Down Dancing With the StarsWorst news of the day!
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    Cain Endorsing Newt Gingrich and ‘The People’What?
  13. Colbert to S.C.: ‘Vote Cain on Saturdain’Couldn’t get on ballot himself, so backing drop-out Cain.
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    Herman Cain Doesn’t Know What an Endorsement IsOr he does and he’s just trying to piss everyone off. 
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    Herman Cain Announces Bus Tour Promoting 9-9-9Coming to a city near you!
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    Barbara Walters Asks Cain If Race Was FactorWalters asks Cain whether race was a factor in his failed bid for the GOP nomination.
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    Herman Cain’s Next Gig: Debate AnalystThe Cain train is coming back into the station.
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    In Memoriam: Herman Cain’s Presidential CampaignMay 21, 2011 - December 3, 2011.
  19. Handicapping the Post-Cain GOP FieldWho has the most to gain?
  20. Remaining GOP Candidates in Policy-Heavy Fox News ForumOn Mike Huckabee’s show last night.
  21. Cain’s Plan B: ‘I Am Suspending My Campaign’ Will make an endorsement soon.
  22. Cain Campaign Nixes ‘Beat Obama With a Cain’ SongBlues band left today’s rally in protest.
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    ‘Women for Herman Cain’ Supporters Don’t Seem to Include His WifeCan you blame her?
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    Herman Cain’s Wife Had No Idea He Was ‘Financially Assisting’ Ginger WhiteThis could all be over pretty quickly.
  25. no he cain’t
    Herman Cain Has Reassessed His Campaign… and he’s staying in!
  26. no he cain’t
    Ginger White Just Wanted to Tell Her ‘Side of the Story’Um…
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    Herman Cain May Put His Campaign Out of Its Misery [Updated]He’s “reassessing” whether or not to stay in the race.
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    Herman Cain Accused of Having 13-Year Affair [Updated]Cain claims they were just friends.
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    Herman Cain Calls Wolf Blitzer ‘Blitz’Who’s Blitz?
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    Herman Cain Was Elated That Doctor Wasn’t Muslim“Thank God!” he said.
  31. Herman Cain on LettermanSays Cain should be so lucky as Justin Bieber.
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    Make It Stop, Herman CainHe says the Taliban is involved in the Libyan government.
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    Herman Cain Gets Secret Service Security DetailReporters and Gloria Allred to be kept at bay.
  34. no hermo
    Introducing ‘No Hermo’A new way to make it clear you’re not sexually harassing a co-worker.
  35. no he cain’t
    Herman Cain Is Also Unfamiliar With Basic Cuba PolicyAt this point, it’s barely noteworthy when this happens.
  36. bons mots
    Herman Cain Not Even Pretending to Care About ‘Knowing Things’ Anymore“I’m not supposed to know anything about foreign policy.”
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    Herman Cain Makes Rick Perry Look Like a Genius [Updated]Watch Cain struggle to answer a basic question on Libya.
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    Herman Cain Has Awful Taste in PizzaHe thinks Godfather’s is actually good.
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    Herman Cain’s Wife Exists, Does Not Think Herman Cain Is a CreepThis is the first time anyone has ever seen Gloria Cain.
  40. Gloria Cain Will Do Fox News Interview After AllLikely to air Monday.
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    Cain Will Take Lie-Detector Test When Accusers Take Lie-Detector TestSomeone is lying, so we doubt this is ever going to happen.
  42. no he cain’t
    Watch Herman Cain Joke Around About Anita Hill“Is she going to endorse me?”
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    Cain’s Lawyer Tells Other Would-Be Accusers to ‘Think Twice’Not that he’s trying to scare them off or anything.
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    Herman Cain Refers to Speaker Pelosi as ‘Princess Nancy’ in GOP DebateProbably not the right time to whip out that nickname.
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    Now Cain’s ’Stache Has Come Under SuspicionIs it a fake?
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    Introducing the ’STACHE ActThe new tax-and-trim craze that’s sweeping America.
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    Cain Campaign Manager Cracked Sexual Harassment Media Conspiracy (No He Didn’t)Mark Block says he confirmed something he definitely did not.
  48. Gloria Allred: A Career in Press ConferencesFrom women’s rights to the other women.
  49. no he cain’t
    Herman Cain Willing to Take a Lie-Detector TestBut only if he has “a good reason to do that” …
  50. lady business
    Herman Cain’s Lady ProblemHe loves the word ‘lady’. Like, a lot.
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