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Notice We Only Write About Sports When A Story Involves Marijuana And Somebody Handsome
stupid crime of the day
Aug. 3, 2010
Chris Simms’s Marijuana Denial Is Doobious, at Best
When the NFL player said he “took four puffs,” he was talking about CIGARETTES, obviously.
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Chris Rovzar