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Oh Canada!

  1. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau One-ups Trump at the Handshake GameAt a press conference, Trump ranted about his electoral win and Mexico, while Trudeau delivered a small burn on refugee policy.
  2. Apple: We’re Diverse! We Have a Canadian!Women only spoke for eight minutes total at last week’s Apple Event.
  3. Trudeau: U.S.–Canada Can Cooperate Under Trump“Friendship between two countries extends far beyond any two people.”
  4. Former Canadian Ambassador Ken Taylor Dies at 81He apparently died of colon cancer at age 81.
  5. oh canada!
    Rob Ford Endorses Brother for Mayor“Toronto needs Doug Ford as Mayor.”
  6. oh canada!
    Rob Ford Has CancerThe tumor that caused him to drop out of the mayor’s race is malignant.
  7. other countries’ embarrassments
    All Crack Considered, Rob Ford Could Very Well Still Win an ElectionHe’s only down three points in a new poll.
  8. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Is Back in ActionThe Toronto mayor returned to office after two months in rehab.
  9. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Literally Locked Out of Mayor’s OfficeThe crack mayor is coming home from rehab but his keys don’t work anymore.
  10. oh canada!
    Rob Ford Went on a Pleasant Trip to the BankDon’t worry, he’s still in rehab.
  11. other countries’ embarrassments
    Reports Confirm That Rob Ford Is in Rehab, Racist Yet another recording emerges.
  12. other countries’ embarrassments
    Yet Another Video of Rob Ford Under the Influence Is Out NowAt a certain point it’s just sad.
  13. oh canada!
    Rob Ford Can’t Stop Sneaking Phone Calls From Rehab“I got into major shit for talking to you, so I can’t talk to you,” he said.
  14. oh canada!
    Rob Ford Wants Everyone to Know Rehab Is Awesome” It reminds me of football camp.”
  15. oh canada!
    The Latest Rob Ford Meltdown Includes a Justin Bieber Cameo, of CourseThis is what they call rock bottom.
  16. the sports section
    Rob Ford Would Rather Not Bet Beer in the Toronto-Brooklyn Series“I don’t want it involving alcohol because it know it will get spun.”
  17. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Literally Jumps for Joy Over Canada’s Olympic Hockey WinTheir unofficial mascot wouldn’t let them down.
  18. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Busted for JaywalkingNot public intoxication, he says.
  19. photo op
    Rob Ford Tickle Attack DeniedApparently it was a football thing?
  20. oh canada!
    Just Guess Which Canadian Allegedly Had a Guy Beat Up in JailNot Justin Bieber!
  21. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Confident About Rob Ford’s Reelection Chances Despite, You Know, Crack“Ford more years.”
  22. oh canada!
    Shady Canadian Mayor Finally ArrestedNot the alleged crack-smoker.
  23. other countries’ embarrassments
    Rob Ford Knew Where the Crack Video He Claimed Didn’t Exist Was Being KeptNot looking good …
  24. Canada’s Money Smells Like Maple Syrup Because CanadaEverything in Canada smells like that. 
  25. oh canada!
    Toronto’s Mayor May Have Smoked Crack on VideoAccording to a report from Gawker.
  26. oh canada!
    $30 Million Worth of Maple Syrup Stolen in QuebecThat’s more than a quarter of the province’s back-up supply.
  27. you’ve got mail
    Canadian Politician Receives Severed FootOne Conservative party member believes it has nothing to do with politics.
  28. oh canada!
    Ann Coulter Is Now the Victim of a Hate Crime, Says Ann CoulterMore controversy in Canada? Who would have thought?
  29. oh canada!
    Canadian University Warns Ann Coulter Not to Be Too Ann CoulterYou know, those mean things she says about particular religions and sexual orientations? She shouldn’t do that.
  30. juxtaposition issues
    Saskatchewan Party Does Not Know How to Get People Excited About a PartyCanadian political party uses graphic 9/11 image to generate excitement for pig roast.