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  1. oh congress!
    Congressional IP Address Banned From WikipediaA House IP address has earned a ten-day editing ban.
  2. so sue me
    House Republicans Are Suing Obama for Failing to Enforce ObamacareBy delaying the employer mandate, which they voted to repeal.
  3. oh congress!
    Obama Still Daring Congress to Do Something on Immigration Before He Does“Pass a bill! Solve a problem,” he says.
  4. oh congress!
    Before Benghazi: Congress’s Most Controversial InvestigationsThe new select committee is part of a long, and not exactly proud, tradition.
  5. oh congress!
    Meet the Republicans on the Benghazi Select Committee Including a memorable “Better Know a District” subject.
  6. oh congress!
    House Votes to Hold Former IRS Official in ContemptThough experts say she was allowed to invoke the Fifth Amendment.
  7. oh congress!
    Congress Decides Now Is Not the Time to Give Themselves a RaiseAmericans were opposed too, judging from the obscene phone calls.
  8. oh congress!
    Harry Reid Suggests the GOP Helped Russia Annex CrimeaBoehner says he’s “unhinged.”
  9. oh congress!
    Senate Democrats Pull All-Nighter to Prove They’re Serious About Climate ChangeThey’re hoping to get a bill passed in the next few years.
  10. oh congress!
    Schumer Urges House to Pass Immigration Reform Without BoehnerUsing an obscure legislative tactic.
  11. oh congress!
    Boehner Says Immigration Reform Isn’t Happening, Claims It’s Obama’s FaultRepublicans can’t trust him to get things done.
  12. oh congress!
    Rep. Grimm Threatens to ‘Break’ ReporterAnd it’s all on camera.
  13. oh congress!
    Members of Congress Keep Getting WealthierFor the first time, a majority are millionaires.
  14. oh congress!
    Immigration Reform Has One Brief Shot in 2014After the primaries, but before the general election.
  15. oh congress!
    Senate Just Wants to Go Home, Agrees to Yellen VoteSix other nominees have to start over again.
  16. oh congress!
    Congress Didn’t Do Much in 2013, Doesn’t Plan to Do Anything in 2014 EitherDemocracy at work.
  17. oh congress!
    Everyone in the Senate Is Extremely Sleep Deprived Right NowAnd cranky, unsurprisingly.
  18. oh congress!
    Congress Rushes to Pass Defense Bill, Minus Military Sexual Assault AmendmentThough it does include some major changes.
  19. oh congress!
    Rand Paul Will Put Hold on Janet Yellen’s NominationBut she’ll still be confirmed.
  20. government shutdown
    Congress Waits to See If It’s Sufficiently Scared EveryoneAs we edge closer toward default.
  21. oh congress!
    Senate Takes the Lead in Shutdown NegotiationsJohn Boehner’s talks with the White House fell apart on Friday night, leaving Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell to try to reach a deal.
  22. oh congress!
    Boehner Passed Up Chance to Trade Crazies With ReidA lighthearted moment before the cursing starts.
  23. oh congress!
    House GOP Votes for Shutdown, Says That’s Not What They Did Meanwhile, Obamacare’s new healthcare exchanges will still start signing people up on Tuesday.
  24. politics
    House Republicans Increase Likelihood of Government ShutdownWith a vote to add anti-Obamacare measures to the Senate-approved spending bill.
  25. oh congress!
    In Rare Bipartisan Move, House Passes Student Loan BillDon’t get used to it.
  26. oh congress!
    Some Freaks Actually Approve of the Job Congress Is DoingThese are those freaks.
  27. oh congress!
    Republican Senators Block Hagel Vote With Unprecedented FilibusterThough they’ll probably change their minds in ten days. 
  28. the waiting game
    Members of Congress Camp Out All Day for a Chance to Meet the PresidentCongress has an impressive knack for doing nothing all day.
  29. oh congress!
    Senate Nears Filibuster Deal, Might Become Slightly Less IneffectiveNo one’s going to be reading from the phone book.
  30. oh congress!
    Congress Is More Popular Than Gonorrhea, Less Popular Than Head LiceCongress sucks.
  31. oh congress!
    A Salute to Outgoing Members of CongressWe’re losing some distinguished statesmen and notable nutjobs.
  32. oh congress!
    Harry Reid Isn’t Interested in Shaking Up CongressHe’ll support an incumbent any day.
  33. oh congress!
    Eight Things Congress Doesn’t Know About Sex“When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much …”
  34. oh congress!
    FBI Says Americans Are Free to Skinny-dip All We WantThat’s a relief.
  35. oh congress!
    Congressional Republicans Called Out for Skinny-dipping in Holy LandIt was a religious thing … or maybe they’d just been drinking.
  36. oh congress!
    America Hates Congress a Lot, StillGallup measures an all-time low approval rating.
  37. oh congress!
    Congress Has Been Super-Busy LatelyFixing typos.
  38. politics
    House Votes to Hold Eric Holder in ContemptSeventeen Democrats voted in favor, while others walked out.
  39. oh congress!
    Congress Wasted Some More Time TodayOn student loans.
  40. oh congress!
    Congress Somehow Manages to Become Even More UnpopularJust get it over with, John McCain.
  41. oh congress!
    Congress Will Not Get a Break From Doing Nothing Next WeekHarry Reid cancels recess.
  42. oh congress!
    Congressmen Taunt One Another in 27 Percent of Their Press ReleasesJust think of press releases as the Internet comment board of elected officials.
  43. bons mots
    Senator Mitch McConnell Makes Gracious Overture to President Obama“If the president is willing to do what I and my members would do anyway, we’re not going to say no.”
  44. oh congress!
    Congress Somehow Manages to Get More UnpopularOnly 13 percent of Americans approve of how Congress is handling its job, a record low in the poll’s 35-year history.
  45. oh congress!
    GOP Immediately Regrets Decision to Ban EarmarksRepublicans are just now wondering how they’re going to pay for projects in their states.
  46. politics
    House Passes DREAM ActAnd the Senate may shoot it down.
  47. oh congress!
    Republicans Don’t Want Anyone to Get the Idea That They’re Going to Start Being Cooperative in Any WayThey’re circulating a letter calling for a filibuster of almost everything.
  48. oh congress!
    Senator Ben Nelson Stands Up for Poor Warren BuffettAt least one senator is standing up for the world’s richest men!
  49. oh congress!
    Democrats Might Actually Do Something About the Filibuster EventuallyUnfortunately, not for a while.
  50. oh congress!
    Senate Republicans Do That Thing Where They Vote for a Bill They Tried to Block Two Days AgoThat’s cute.
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