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    The Daily Show Needs Real-Estate Advice From a Wealthy PersonThey promise not to make you look like a fool.
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    Honors Grad With Six-Pack Abs Seeks ‘6 x 3 Corner’Will run errands, cook, teach languages in exchange for “three lined-up cushion chairs.”
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    Bedbug Law Emerges As Hot New Field in Vermin-Infested New YorkIn the criminal justice system, bloodsucking is considered especially heinous.
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    Queens Artist Seeks Bearfoot ManFor a unique and truly spectacular-sounding experience.
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    Reality Show Seeks ‘Geeky’ RomanticsPerverts and psychos will not necessarily be discouraged from applying.