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    Carl Paladino Reportedly Owes Money to a Bunch of PeopleFormer campaign staffers say Paladino is screwing them over.
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    Carl Paladino Being Eyed by Upstate Republicans to Replace Quitting Rep. Chris LeeBrilliant.
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    Carl Paladino’s Strange, Emotional Closing VideoWith a guest appearance by A Flock of Seagulls.
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    Carl Paladino Celebrates Halloween in Bar With Zombie, Guy in BlackfaceAnd he was even photographed making “Look I’m Grabbing a Pirate Wench by the Chest” face!
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    Carl Paladino’s Campaign Revises War RecordHe trained zero men while on active duty, not 250.
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    Even Buffalo Is Kind of Over Carl Paladino NowMany say it was the spat with Fred Dicker that changed their minds.
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    Carl Paladino Transmits His Thoughts via HugHe is a very advanced creature.
  8. Carl Paladino Is All for Gayness When It Is Between Two Hot, Young, Naked WomenPrinciples.
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    Carl Paladino Apologizes As Gay Nephew Goes AWOLPaladino’s nephew hasn’t shown up to work this week.
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    BREAKING: Carl Paladino Captured on Video Being UndiplomaticWhat he’d say to the attorney general if he was governor.
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    Carl Paladino’s Team Has Armed Itself With ‘Evidence’ That Andrew Cuomo Is ‘Anti-Semitic’He is friends with Russell Simmons! Egad!
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    Wouldn’t Carl Paladino’s Remarks Yesterday Have Made More Sense If Someone Had Said It This Way?““I just think my children and your children would be much better off and much more successful getting married and raising one family, and I don’t want them brainwashed into thinking that committing adultery and raising two separate secret families is an equally valid and successful option.”
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    Carl Paladino Says Awful Things About Homosexuals“There is nothing to be proud of in being a dysfunctional homosexual.”
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    Carl Paladino Definitely Didn’t ApologizeInstead, he drops more allusions to Andrew Cuomo’s alleged affairs.
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    Carl Paladino Is Going to Say Something on TV TonightPaladino buys airtime across the state for mysterious announcement.
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    Carl Paladino Is Always Prepared to Go SwimmingAn interesting habit from the gubernatorial candidate.
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    CNN Hosts Wanted to Talk About ‘Gutter Nonsense,’ Paladino SaysAlso: “This will be the end of Andrew Cuomo’s career.”
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    Carl Paladino Is the Only One Who Remembers the Time He Helped Negotiate a Hostage SituationIt was the seventies. Memories were notoriously hazy.
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    Carl Paladino Is Back to the Whole ‘Cuomo Had an Affair’ ThingThis time he says he DOES have evidence of an affair, even though yesterday he said he didn’t.
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    Carl Paladino Admits He Just Made Up That Thing About Andrew Cuomo Having an AffairAlso, Paladino says he’s never had an affair. Can … not … compute.
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    Did the Post Make Paladino’s 10-Year-Old Daughter Cry?Carl Paladino says yes, the ‘Post”s Fred Dicker says “I don’t know.”
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    Paladino Threatens to ‘Take Out’ Post ReporterHe threatens to “take him out.”
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    Carl Paladino Alleges Andrew Cuomo May Have Cheated on His Wife“Has anybody asked Andrew Cuomo about his paramours?”
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    Times Shines a Light on Paladino’s AidesAt least four of ‘em have had “brushes with the law.”
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    Joy Behar Will Not Be Receiving A Christmas Card From Carl Paladino“That’s catty, it’s pissy and strikes of something that someone would say when suffering from a sudden hot flash.”
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    Carl Paladino’s Wife Really Loves HimHis pickup line: “You don’t have the uncle that’s the crook, do you?”
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    Carl Paladino Wants Andrew Cuomo to Be a Man for the First Time Ever“Don’t hide behind daddy’s coattails.”
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    Paladino Primed to Leverage Upstate/Downstate Divide in Campaign“Part of his campaign has been to mobilize the angry upstate electorate.”
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    Carl Paladino Calls George Pataki a ‘Degenerative Idiot,’ Wins His SupportIs Pataki paying attention?
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    Well, at Least the Governor’s Race Won’t Be BoringWith Carl Paladino’s win last night, New York Republicans earned themselves an entertaining next few months — but little else.
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    Paladino Wins GOP Primary for Governor“If there’s anything we learned, it’s that New Yorkers are mad as hell.”
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    Can Carl Paladino Really Pull This Off?On primary day, we asked political consultants for their predictions.
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    Guy Who Wants to Run New York Admits He’s Not Fond of Manhattan, Brooklyn, the BronxHe tells upstate New Yorkers that they are not “like us.”
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    Carl Paladino’s Family Has Little to No Confidence in Carl PaladinoPaladino’s daughter and wife lend their tepid support.
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    Carl Paladino Will Teach Poor People to Stop Being So DirtyAfter they move to prison.
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    If You’ve Never Looked at Porn Online, Carl Paladino Doesn’t Want Your VoteWorst. Apology. Ever.
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    Carl Paladino Watches Bestiality VideosThe best leaked e-mails ever.
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    Carl Paladino, Master NegotiatorThe very mad gubernatorial candidate says Sheldon Silver looks like a corpse.
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    Carl Paladino Is Mad As Hell, Prefers Not to Continue Taking ItThe Buffalo millionaire kicks off his gubernatorial campaigns by insulting his opponents.
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    Gubernatorial Candidate Carl Paladino Loves His EmployeesWe mean REALLY loves them.
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    Carl Paladino Calls Congressman ‘Ass Kisser’At least he’d liven up the governor’s race.
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    Guy Who Wants to Run New York Likens Health-Care Reform to 9/11Hmmm, good luck with that campaign.