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  1. the news in 9 headlines
    9 Unholy Things That Happened During the Pope’s NYC VisitRemember the Popepocalypse?
  2. Pope Francis Echoes Themes on Climate, PovertyThe pontiff spoke forcibly about the need to protect the vulnerable from climate change, war, and poverty. 
  3. popepalooza
    Pope Francis’s Security Detail’s Main Job Is Giving Him Babies to KissProtecting the pontiff — also important. 
  4. cuomolot
    Andrew Cuomo Refuses to Take Part in Family Pope-Bashing SessionAwkward.
  5. conclave
    Vatican Installs World’s Most Watched Chimney for Papal ConclaveOne billion Catholics will be watching for that white puff of smoke.
  6. the gods must be crazy
    Pope: Gay Marriage One of ‘the Most Insidious and Dangerous Threats to the Common Good Today’Because remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it?
  7. oops
    British Foreign Office Makes Jokes at Pope’s ExpenseThey are truly very sorry.
  8. in other news
    He’s a SINNAH!Oh, Rudy. You did it again.
  9. in other news
    How to Treat the Pope ProperlyGod forbid you come into contact with the Pope and forget your manners! A St. Patrick’s pastor gives us tips on papal etiquette.
  10. in other news
    And He Will Be Raised Up on Eagles WingsNext week, the Pope will fly to New York in style.