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Rod Blagojevich

  1. pardons
    The Lesson Trump Pardonees Learned in Prison: Prison Is Brutal and UnfairThe Trump era is marked by many people’s dawning realization of how awful prison is when they personally have to endure it.
  2. pardons
    President Trump’s Big Day of Pardons and CommutationsOn Tuesday, Trump pardoned or commuted the sentences of 11 felons convicted of fraud, drug trafficking, selling a Senate seat, and more.
  3. politics
    Trump Commutes Prison Sentence of Ex-Illinois Governor Rod BlagojevichOpen corruption in office? The president has some sympathy.
  4. blago
    Trump Again Flirts With Commuting Rod Blagojevich’s SentenceJared Kushner reportedly told Trump that the move would appeal to Democrats.
  5. Trump Considers Pardoning Martha Stewart, Freeing Rod BlagojevichAs it happens, both the TV host and the former Illinois governor have connections to The Apprentice.
  6. Jared Fogle, the Former Face of Subway, Got Pummeled in a Prison YardCouldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
  7. campaign finance
    Illinois Senator Accused of Making Illegal Campaign Payments to GirlfriendIs Senator Mark Kirk the new John Edwards?
  8. dyes and lies
    Rod Blagojevich Will Go Gray in PrisonHis longtime barber speaks out.
  9. crime and punishment
    Rod Blagojevich Sentenced to Fourteen YearsThe corrupt former Illinois governor is going away for a long time.
  10. rod blagojevich
    Blagojevich Found Guilty of Lying to the FBI, Jury Hung on Other 23 CountsFormer governor convicted of making false statements to the FBI.
  11. passing notes
    Blago Jury Sends Cryptic Note to JudgeIt appears they may be deadlocked.
  12. ballsy former governors
    Blago’s Lawyer Spends Entire Closing Argument Ridiculing BlagoHe’s too dumb to be corrupt.
  13. ballsy former governors
    ‘Only 13 Percent of You All Out There Think I’m Doing a Good Job. So F@&* All of You!’That, and many other expletive-laden tirades, could emanate from your pocket at any inopportune time if you download one of the new Blagojevich ring tones.
  14. ballsy former governors
    Good Morning America Blago Versus Wiretap BlagoOne of them is unnecessarily profane.
  15. ballsy former governors
    Rod Blagojevich Is a ChildThe judge tells him to stop making sounds and gestures during testimony.
  16. ballsy crimes
    Blagojevich Looking to Subpoena the PresidentObama’s the only one who can provide an explanation, defense says.
  17. god bless youtube
    Senator Mike Enzi Is Physically Incapable of Saying ‘Blagojevich’And. It. Is. Hilarious.
  18. ballsy governors
    Rod Blagojevich: ‘I’m Blacker Than Barack Obama’Yeah, he said that.
  19. ballsy governors
    Blago’s Hair and Donald Trump’s Hair to Finally MeetBlago will star on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ people are saying.
  20. deaths
    Blago’s ‘Go-to Guy’ Dead of Apparent Aspirin OverdoseDropped off at hospital by mystery woman.
  21. ballsy crimes
    Blago Flies Too Close to the Sun on Wings of BallsinessWho’s to blame for his downfall? Other people!
  22. ballsy crimes
    Rod Blagojevich Kicks Off Charm Offensive With Karaoke, FabioTake that, Sarah Palin.
  23. ballsy crimes
    Top Blagojevich Aide Flips on Boss, Pleads GuiltyJohn Harris, the impeached Illinois governor’s former chief of staff, has changed his tune.
  24. ballsy senators
    The Sleaziest Wiretapped Conversation You’ll Read All DayRoland Burris and Blago’s brother talk money and appointments.
  25. ballsy crimes
    Patti Blagojevich: Reality Television Is Necessary to Support My FamilyIs this also the solution for the over 6 million unemployed people in the United States?
  26. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan’s Exes Now Won’t Even Claim HerHarry Morton has begun claiming his relationship with the former actress never happened.
  27. ballsy reality-tv promos
    Blago’s Relationship With I’m a Celebrity Extremely UnclearNBC, Blago seem equally desperate to get him on the show, somehow, some way.
  28. ballsy crimes
    Blago Maintains That He Would Not Have Fled Costa Rican JungleHe was only doing it for his kids. What a sweetheart.
  29. ballsy crimes
    Another Blago Escape Scheme Effortlessly Foiled by JudgeBlago will not star on a reality show in the Costa Rican jungle after all.
  30. ballsy crimes
    Rod Blagojevich Plots His Next EscapeWhy Blago wants to star in a reality show in the Costa Rican jungle.
  31. ballsy crimes
    Blago Pleads Not GuiltyRemember that guy?
  32. Does Blago Think Disney World Will Protect Him?He’s indicted on sixteen felony counts while on “vacation.”
  33. insane people
    Blago Shakes Down Publisher for Six-Figure Book DealAnyone who didn’t see this coming needs to get out more.
  34. early and often
    Roland Burris Undermined by Governor, Chief of Staff, and White HouseAll in one day! Beat that, Blago!
  35. early and often
    Roland Burris Actually As Untrustworthy As He SeemedSeems the guy who would embrace anyone to become senator would also say anything to become senator.
  36. in other news
    Letterman Puts Blago in ContextThis is why we love him. And Joy Behar, too.
  37. early and often
    Rod Blagojevich Voted Out of OfficeThe Illinois State Senate has spoken — unanimously.
  38. early and often
    Mr. Blagojevich Goes to Springfield, Gives Weird SpeechHis biggest crime, apparently: caring too much.
  39. early and often
    Ragin’ Rod Still AWOL From Impeachment TrialBut his words are still being heard in court.
  40. early and awesome
    Rod Blagojevich on Today: ‘Willing to Sacrifice Myself for Principle’You know, like Dr. King, Mandela, and Ghandi.
  41. early and often
    Caroline’s Reason: Don’t Believe Paterson’s PeopleThere really is a family issue — and it’s not the nanny, taxes, or marital discord.
  42. early and often
    Blago Rails Against His Lost (Presumption of) InnocenceAll the while shredding holes in our presumption of his sanity.
  43. early and often
    Roland Burris Completes His Uneventful Pursuit for a Senate SeatWhat a short, strange trip it’s been.
  44. early and awesome
    Rod Goes Even More BlagonkersOur Blaminds are Blagown.
  45. early and often
    Somewhere, Rod Blagojevich Is Laughing ManiacallyThe AP is reporting that the Senate has decided to seat Roland Burris.
  46. early and awkward
    Roland Burris Turned Away From SenateRod Blagojevich’s contested nominee to replace Barack Obama in the Senate didn’t quite get there.
  47. early and often
    What Are Blagojevich and Burris Thinking?Chip Saltsman, you’re off the hook.
  48. early and often
    Blagojevich Taps Roland Burris to Replace Obama in the SenateWe can’t even deal right now.
  49. early and often
    Team Obama Did Nothing Wrong, Says Team ObamaObama’s much-anticipated internal investigation into his staff’s contacts with Rod Blagojevich reaches unsurprising conclusions.
  50. early and often
    Blagojevich: ‘Not Guilty,’ Not Going AnywhereYeah. His press conference went pretty much as expected.
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