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  1. royals
    King Charles Pretends He’s Too ‘Busy’ to See Prince HarryIf Prince Harry is going to keep making surprise visits to London for his U.K.-tabloid suit, his dad better come up with some better excuses.
  2. tremendous content
    Trump’s Book Brag Earns Him Posthumous Princess Diana InsultTrump said his book of letters shows celebrities “kissed my ass.” Princess Diana’s brother says she actually found him “worse than an anal fissure.”
  3. royals
    Palace Grudgingly Accepts Harry and Meghan’s Daughter as ‘Princess’The couple christened their daughter Princess Lilibet Diana in their first use of the title. The palace said it’d get around to updating its website.
  4. royals
    King Charles ‘Evicts’ Harry and Meghan From House They Don’t Live InThe Californians have been booted from Frogmore Cottage because the king (or the character invented by the U.K. press) has had enough of their abuse.
  5. royals
    For $33.09, You Can Hear Prince Harry Unpack His Trauma AgainPrince Harry is doing a livestream Q&A for anyone who missed his two Oprah interviews, his six-hour Netflix documentary, and his book, Spare.
  6. royals
    Prince Harry Said What? Take the Spare QuizCan you guess what’s total rubbish and what’s something an honest-to-God prince wrote in an actual book? Prepare to be gobsmacked.
  7. royals
    King Charles’s ‘Bring Back Harry’ Response Is a Rorschach TestThe monarch said, “Who?” when a heckler asked about Prince Harry. It was savage, awkward, or heartbreaking, depending on which tabloid you read.
  8. royals
    Australia Banishes King Charles From Its BanknotesIn the battle to succeed his mother on Australian $5 bills, Charles loses to the First Australians.
  9. royals
    King Charles Is Ready to Trash Harry — or Declare a TruceOr Prince Harry is right about the U.K. press relentlessly peddling utter nonsense.
  10. royals
    Bonkers Revelations From Prince Harry’s Book, RankedIn Spare, Harry says William attacked him, claims he killed 25 Taliban fighters, and shares lots of details we didn’t need to know about his penis.
  11. royals
    England Is Over Harry and MeghanThe couple’s new Netflix documentary is evidence that everyone is ready to move on.
  12. royals
    King Charles Doesn’t Care for Liz Truss, Isn’t Afraid to Show ItKing Charles III didn’t conceal his lack of enthusiasm for the new prime minister, greeting her with a “Dear, oh dear.”
  13. royals
    Sorry, Americans, But King Charles May Hate UsFrom fixing him up with Nixon’s daughter to staging the Princess Diana–John Travolta dance, we’ve often shown him a bad time.
  14. royals
    King Charles III’s First Major Challenge Is Fancy PensThe U.K.’s new monarch has shown more irritation over writing implements in a week than Queen Elizabeth II did over anything in 70 years.
  15. royals
    Charles in ChargeBritain’s new sovereign may yet learn, at a rather advanced age, how to comport himself.
  16. royals
    Queen Elizabeth’s Awkward Visits With U.S. Presidents, RankedMany presidents made fools of themselves on royal visits, from making the monarch hang out in a MLB dugout to kissing the Queen Mother on the lips.
  17. royals
    The Queen’s Face Is on a Lot of Money. Now What?Hardcore Charles fans may be disappointed to learn that it will take years for his face to appear on currency throughout the Commonwealth.
  18. royals
    Queen Elizabeth Was the First Monarch We Thought We KnewCrowned at the dawn of the TV age, she was defined by her distance as much as her ubiquity.
  19. feuds
    Prince Harry Is Lucky Donald Trump Isn’t His GrandparentThe celebrity-obsessed ex-president says the queen should’ve stripped Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of their titles and refused to let them visit.
  20. sex trafficking
    Here Are Photos of Trump With Prince Andrew, Whom He Says He Doesn’t KnowTrump said he didn’t know the British royal Tuesday, but there are pictures of them together from a few months ago, and from 2000.
  21. the racie for gracie
    Bill de Blasio Used Lorde’s ‘Royals’ As His Victory Song“We’ll never be royals.”
  22. love
    Prince Harry Has a New Blonde in His LifeShe’s very pretty, with “not much to say.”
  23. royal robots
    Britain’s Prince Philip: Still a Jerk, After 90 Years“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
  24. two princes
    Prince Harry Made Kate Middleton Tear UpHis best-man speech went over well.
  25. royals
    Bahrain’s Crown Prince Decides to Flake on the Wedding of the Year, After AllHe’s avoiding “a potentially awkward situation.”
  26. family affairs
    Rowan Atkinson, 40 Foreign Royals to Toast William and Kate Together“Mr. Bean” is on the guest list.
  27. heroes
    Arguably Cuter Prince Promoted to Captain in the British Army“With his success at training on the high-tech Apache attack aircraft, Captain Harry Wales is ready for the next stage of his training.”
  28. royals
    Princess Madeleine Finds East Village Prince CharmingEveryone, meet Chris O’Neill.
  29. blobs
    Queen Elizabeth Is a Great-Grandmother NowShe’s the first British monarch to be a great-grandparent in a hundred years.
  30. the brits
    ‘I Do Think This Was the Classic Example Where the Prince of Wales Should Have Been Using His Armoured Bentley — It’s Far Less Conspicuous’That’s former royal-protection officer Ken Wharfe talking to the BBC about Prince Charles and Camilla’s close call last night.
  31. royal pains
    When Saudi King Abdullah Sits Around the Hospital, He Sits AROUND the HospitalDon’t try to go to New York Presbyterian this week, you fancy Upper East Siders.
  32. royals
    Prince William Finally Popped the QuestionDear reader, would you believe she said, “Yes!!”?
  33. royals
    Prince Albert EngagedCharlene Wittstock has landed Monaco’s bachelor monarch.
  34. princess victoria
    Swedish Princess Marries Her Personal TrainerTheir love survived her royal father and the public.
  35. the gayness of intel
    Report: Prince William to Wed Kate Middleton in $40 Million CeremonyThat’s what ‘Star’ says, anyway.
  36. royals
    America to Have Two Fergies, for GoodThe Duchess of York is threatening to leave the United Kingdom for good.
  37. royals
    Duchess of York Admits to Accepting Money to Set Up Meeting With Prince Out of Financial DesperationOh, Fergie, Fergie, Fergie.
  38. royals
    There’s a Swedish Princess Hiding Out in New York!She is healing her broken heart.
  39. photo op
    We Have Some Questions About This Hello! Magazine Cover of Prince WilliamWasn’t he blond the last time we saw him?
  40. photo op
    It Was Either This or Try That New Trend of Rapping on the Subway Prince Charles shot hoops in Harlem yesterday, and we just can’t get enough of the photos. That’s all. The Prince, in the City, Dribbled and Scores [NYT] Earlier: Next on NPR: Sometimes Panhandlers Ask for Money on Subway Cars
  41. the morning line
    So Much for the Hill-Rupe Alliance • Hillary stumps in Iowa — hey, the caucus is only twelve months away — and the Post is already scandalized. See, Hillary rolled her eyes when asked if she can handle “evil men” — and we all know what that means. [NYP] • Remember Efrain Gonzalez, the Albany politician who funneled children’s-charity funds into vacation houses and custom cigars? Turns out Gonzalez is, at least, as cruel to his own children as to others’: He has “virtually abandoned” his disabled son, an ex-wife says. [NYDN] • Charles and Camilla’s itinerary for the weekend New York visit included watching Harlem kids perform Shakespeare, picking up an environmental award from Al Gore, and getting photographed shooting hoops (one of the two princely shots went in). [WABC] • The new contract between public-school teachers and the city had an interesting side effect: Teachers will now be making more than principals, who aren’t part of the same union. The latter aren’t happy (especially now that Bloomberg wants to give them more authority). [NYT] • And thousands ran the “Idiotarod” from Greenpoint to Queens on Saturday — a bizarro race wherein costumed participants, tied to shopping carts, throw edibles at each other. The official winner is not yet known, so we’ll just go ahead and call it for Hillary. [