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  1. satire
    6 Wildly Popular Proposals Senator Manchin KilledNo to free chocolate chip cookies? Thanks a lot, Joe.
  2. satire
    Don’t Fall for Trump’s Latest DistractionLeaving the White House in disgrace is his most cunning diversion yet.
  3. satire
    All the Surprise Guests Trump May Bring to Thursday’s DebateNo one loves televised surprises more than President Trump. Here’s who he might invite to the debate to mess with Biden on Thursday night.
  4. satire
    Source: Biden to Debate Wearing Brain Implant, ‘Super Bazooka’ ArmsThe Democratic nominee refused to consent to pre-debate brain scan to prove that there is no AI homunculus lodged behind his eyes.
  5. the national interest
    Totally Real Source Reveals How Trump Discovered the Planeload of Looters“In the plane, it was almost completely loaded with thugs wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms.” It’s all true!
  6. satire
    Contrary to Claims, X-Ray Reveals Trump Has Very Racist Right TibiaThe president claimed that he did not “have a racist bone” in his body. But leaked medical records suggest otherwise.
  7. satire
    To Win Red States, Dems Must Move Right – Then Left – Then ApologizeAmy McGrath took two different positions on Brett Kavanaugh’s confirmation in a single day. That’s the kind of spinelessness Kentucky voters crave.
  8. satire
    As Trump Sics Raptors on House, Pelosi Warns Impeachment Would Be a DistractionPelosi shares her members’ concerns about Trump’s dino clones, but says impeachment would distract from their message on Gym Membership Tax Credits.
  9. satire
    Why I — a Bland White Guy You’ve Never Heard Of — Am Running for PresidentVoters deserve a candidate who isn’t afraid to tell hard truths — truths like “I am only doing this to get on TV and sell books.”
  10. satire
    As 2020 Race Heats Up, Navy Admits We May Be Surrounded by AliensNavy pilots keep encountering unidentified, hyperadvanced aircraft. And that isn’t the only fascinating story that got buried by Trump’s antics.
  11. satire
    Exclusive: All 10 of Michael Cohen’s Secret Book DealsCohen’s upcoming titles include If I Did It: Confessions of a Prague Visitor and I Know Why the Caged Fixer Sings.
  12. prime humor
    Why I’m Leaving New YorkAmazon’s Jeff Bezos weighs in on the company pulling out of Long Island City.
  13. satire
    Imagined Letters Between Trump and PelosiWhat if they just kept writing to each other?
  14. satire
    Exclusive: Read Excerpts From Brett Kavanaugh’s 1982 Diary“Had lunch with my 65 close, female friends. We discussed the schoolyear’s end, love, life, and volume two of Simone de Beauvoir’s The Second Sex.”
  15. select all
    A Message From the CEO [DO NOT PUBLISH]The CEO clears the air on recent reports.
  16. apocrypha
    Donald Trump Is a World-Historic Genius: An Op-ed by Rex TillersonIt is I who am the moron, Rex Tillerson writes.
  17. fake news!
    Exclusive! Sebastian Gorka Leaves Rant for His McDonald’s ServerThat’s Sebastian Gorka, Ph.D.
  18. fake news
    Exclusive! Paul Ryan and Reince Priebus’s Secret Chats About Zombie Trumpcare“Ever heard of freedom, Reince?”
  19. fake news
    Exclusive! Reince Priebus’s Email About Trump’s 100-Day Ideas“If we have an alien packed away somewhere, now’s the time.”
  20. fake news
    Exclusive! Carter Page’s Dating Profile“I like all types, provided you don’t work for any intelligence agencies, but what are the odds that you would?”
  21. fake news
    Exclusive! Jared Kushner’s Secret Chat Transcripts“jkHARVARD: ARE we bombing Iraq?”
  22. Jimmy Fallon’s Trump Interview Was the Opposite of InoffensiveFallon’s interview was satire in its most irresponsible form.
  23. Why Esquire Took Down That Funny @ProfJeffJarvis PostBecause even good satire doesn’t work on the web.
  24. Germany to Prosecute Comic for Mocking ErdoganA little-known German law takes a very, well, German approach to the question of whether it’s okay to ridicule representatives of other nations.
  25. blog-stained wretches
    Drudge and His Minions Fall for Terrible Joke About Bloomberg’s Pizza FreedomAt least it’s funny for us.
  26. the onion
    The Onion Is Fake-Tweeting a Capitol Hill Hostage SituationNot everyone is amused.
  27. satire
    Satan’s Open Letter to Pat RobertsonMinneapolis Star-Tribune reader pens the perfect antidote to Pat’s Hate.
  28. tiger catches tail
    Unveiled: Tiger Woods’s Thirteenth Mistress!And boy will you be surprised.
  29. in other news
    Private High Schools’ Secret ShameKids at Dalton and other prep schools have been settling for second-choice schools. Has the system screwed the rich?
  30. early and often
    Mama Always Said She’d Be the Chosen One “The best campaign spot we’ve seen this season!” —Kate Phillips, the New York Times “An uproarious Web spoof!” —Ian Bishop, New York Post “Finally, Hil reveals fun side!” —Michael McAuliff and Helen Kennedy, Daily News Oh, just watch the damned thing yourselves.
  31. intel
    A (Conservative) People’s History of New York City“A website founded by US religious activists aims to counter what they claim is ‘liberal bias’ on Wikipedia, the open encyclopedia which has become one of the most popular sites on the web. The founders of Conservapedia.com say their site offers a ‘much-needed alternative’ to Wikipedia, which they say is ‘increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American.’” —The Guardian, London, March 2 New York City (also Gotham, Sodom, Gomorrah, The Big Apple, Satan’s Condom) is the headquarters of the elitist East Coast liberal empire [1] and the world’s largest sustained experiment in secular humanism.