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  1. local news
    Squirrel Hospitalizes Anti-Squirrel Chicago AldermanBright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and bent on revenge.
  2. Turns Out Squirrels Are Very Good at Pulling Out TeethAll you need is some string and a willing child participant.
  3. season’s eatings
    Toronto Squirrels Trying to Blame Weight Gain on Global WarmingA very important public-health report out of Toronto. 
  4. squirrels
    Squirrel With Questionable Level of Sobriety Terrorizes Private English Club“He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear, shall we say.”
  5. The White House Squirrels Won the ShutdownMichelle Obama’s garden is rotting on the vine. 
  6. neighborhood news
    East Villager Seeks Missing Baby SquirrelHow can we tell the difference between a missing squirrel and just, you know, a squirrel?
  7. video
    Officer Pepper Sprays Baby Squirrel, Enrages Middle SchoolersA Texas cop targeted a suspicious animal on a playground and caused outrage.
  8. mysteries
    And of Course, the Squirrels?The strangest aspect of the entire James Lee saga.
  9. photo op
    Happy Veterans Day, Everyone!Here’s why this picture of a squirrel holding an American flag is important.