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Terrorists Of The Sky

  1. terrorists of the sky
    The Viral Video of an Eagle Grabbing a Canadian Baby Is a HoaxIt was an art project.
  2. terrorists of the sky
    The Birds Have Struck Once AgainJust when a plane was about to take off.
  3. terrorists of the sky
    A Single Terror Bird Blasted This Huge Hole in the Nose of a 737This war is far from over.
  4. terrorists of the sky
    Bird Tries and Fails to Take Down Air Force TwoJoe Biden’s plane made an emergency landing after being struck by a bird. 
  5. terrorists of the sky
    New York City Buildings Doing Their Part to Combat the Avian MenaceBut have they gone too far?
  6. terrorists of the sky
    The Flewgitive Returns to CaptivityOur minutes of terror are finally over.
  7. terrorists of the sky
    Loose Peacock Terrorizes Upper East SideThe Flewgitive!
  8. birds
    There Are a Lot of People With Binoculars and Cameras at Coney Island Right NowThey’re waiting to see a seagull. No joke.
  9. why they hate us
    Terrifying Turtle Stampede Delays Flights at JFKThis again?
  10. terrorists of the sky
    One Day, These Will Grow Up to Try to Eat the Yorkie Right Out of Your HandbagThe MTA released another round of photos of baby falcons on our bridges.
  11. terrorists of the sky
    Feathered Hussy Moves In on Pale MaleAnd Lola is nowhere to be found!
  12. badass birds
    Passenger Jet Emergency-Lands at JFK, Bird Attack SuspectedA Delta passenger jet heading for Moscow this evening blew an engine upon takeoff.
  13. terrorists of the sky
    Science Puts Our Terrorist Birds in PerspectiveJust be thankful our birds don’t peck at our heads with enormous, pickax-like beaks.
  14. terrorists of the sky
    Eagles Turn to Terrorism in Wake of Country’s DeclineA onetime patriot gets radicalized.
  15. why they hate us
    Well, There Goes Sticky.Four hundred geese were rounded up and gassed last week in Prospect Park.
  16. terrorists of the sky
    Parks Service Protecting Scheming Bird TerroristsAn unconscionable security lapse in the war on bird terror.
  17. the most important birds in the world
    Sticky Now Being Hunted by PaparazziIt’s only a matter of time before this Prospect Park goose is giving Barbara Walters an interview.
  18. why they hate us
    Without Human Intervention, Sticky Removes Arrow From Own NeckDon’t question how he did it.
  19. raptors
    Killer Bird in a BasketLook at this adorable, fluffy, RAPTOR.
  20. why they hate us
    Pigeon-Kidnapping Spree Hits New YorkSomeone noticed that the birds have been going missing.
  21. why they hate us
    Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
  22. why they hate us
    Flock of Geese Tried to Take Down Newark Flight to ChinaLuckily, there were reporters aboard.
  23. terrorists of the sky
    Bird Generals Revisit Site of Hudson River VictoryA pair of eagles has been mysteriously hanging around the site of the Miracle on the Hudson landing.
  24. miracle on the hudson
    Plane Flying Religious ‘Miracle on the Hudson’ Banner Crash-LandsThis was basically asking for it.
  25. the avian menace
    Why Is This Goose Missing Most of Its Beak?Flock justice, we imagine.
  26. terrorists of the sky
    With Latest Attack, Birds Send a Message to Humans, SullyAs the hero pilot returns to the skies, birds carry out a symbolic strike.
  27. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Attacked by Birds!Revenge for Goosenacht?
  28. encounters with nature
    Man Saves Baby Falcon From Being Bullied, Squashed“He was just standing on the corner with a bunch of pigeons, and I noticed they were kind of like pushing him around.”
  29. why they hate us
    Birds Counterattack After City-Sponsored SlaughterIt’s just like Obama says — if you punish suspects without a fair trial, you’re just going to breed more terrorism.
  30. neighborhood news
    Please Enjoy Your Two-Piece Chicken Meal, With a Side of HawkSometimes, blog posts come to you.
  31. terrorists of the sky
    Rounding Up of Flightless Accused Goose Terrorists BeginsDid we learn nothing from Guantánamo?
  32. evildoers
    Bloomberg: Geese Not Dead, Only SleepingAnd they have nice dreams!
  33. terrorists of the sky
    Bird Terrorists Being Raised on Our Own Bridges!What will they think of next??
  34. terrorists of the sky
    City Hopes Birds Won’t Be Interested in Airport Garbage CenterWhere’s Sully when you need him?
  35. terrorists of the sky
    Bird-Strike Data Released: Nobody PanicBut you may never look at seagulls the same way again.
  36. terrorists of the sky
    Despite FAA’s Best Efforts, Bird-Strike Data to Be Made PublicScore one for the terrain-bound forces of good.
  37. nature’s terrorists
    The Birds Have Mastered TechnologyThis is bad. Very bad.
  38. terrorists of the sky
    Port Authority Yet Another Patsy of Bird Terror SyndicateTurns out that bird strikes are on the rise at New York’s airports, contrary to what the PA has been reporting.
  39. terrorists of the sky
    FAA in Cahoots With Bird Terrorists!The federal agency is trying to suppress all reports of successful avian attacks.
  40. terrorists of the sky
    Finally, We Are Winning the War on TerrorAccording to a report released today, nearly a third of U.S birds are endangered, threatened, or in “significant decline.”
  41. terrorists of the sky
    Mystery Object Took Down American Airlines Flight at JFKAnd reports are quick to tell us: It’s not what we think.
  42. terrorists of the sky
    Plane Makes Emergency Landing at JFK After Engine FailureAnd we all know who to blame.
  43. terrorists of the sky
    Obama’s Energy Plans Include Secret Sky-Terrorist CounterattackAnd you thought the president was a dove.
  44. animanhattan
    Upper West Side Woman Sues Neighbor’s ChihuahuasBecause they are annoying.
  45. terrorists of the sky
    Scientists’ Bird-Tracking Program Doomed to FailSure, let’s just hand some high-tech equipment over to the terrorists. Unbelievable.
  46. why they hate us
    Post Isolates Terrorist Birds’ Human AlliesTaxi drivers! We should have known!
  47. why they hate us
    Meanwhile, Birds Hold Summit to Plan Their Next Move’The sky was black and I thought maybe it meant an earthquake was going to happen,’ said a witness.
  48. miracle on the hudson
    Birds: Why They Hate UsBirds have been attacking humans since humans began to fly.