The Cuddle Guv

May 13, 2009

David Paterson’s ‘Cone of Silence’When the governor wants to keep something a secret, he invokes a line from his favorite sixties TV show.

By Chris Rovzar

the cuddle gov Apr. 20, 2009

Paterson Does Gymnastics, Mocks Everyone at Charity DinnerYou’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll puzzle at the obscure inside-Albany references!

By Dan Amira

the cuddle gov Apr. 17, 2009

Governor Paterson Will Literally Fight You Over the MTA BailoutWho wants some? You, Senator Kruger? You want some of this?

By Dan Amira

early and often Apr. 8, 2009

Paterson: SNL Made Me Feel Bullied, But Now I Have Bill Clinton on My Side!Okay, so maybe those thoughts weren’t linked together quite like that.

By Chris Rovzar

the cuddle guv Mar. 6, 2009

Paterson Tries to Win Back New York’s LoveCould you really hate a governor who takes a 10 percent pay cut?

By Dan Amira

the cuddle guv Mar. 4, 2009

Jogging Outfit Demeans the Governor’s Office?The ‘Post’ tries to fan the flames of a non-controversy.

By Dan Amira

the cuddle gov Mar. 2, 2009

By Dan Amira

Feb. 20, 2009

Post Now Making Hiring, Firing Decisions for PatersonWith the paper’s blessing, Paterson considers bringing back his old tax-evading adviser, Charles O’Byrne.

By Dan Amira

early and often Jan. 26, 2009

By Chris Rovzar

Jan. 23, 2009

Cuddle Guv Goes to WarHell hath no fury like a Pattycakes scorned.

By Chris Rovzar

early and often Jan. 23, 2009

Kirsten Gillibrand Will Be the Next Junior Senator From New YorkLate last night, somewhere in Albany, someone caught a tiger by the toe. It hollered, and he let him go.

By Chris Rovzar

Jan. 20, 2009

Paterson Still Not TellingNow he’s reusing jokes to deflect questions.

By Dan Amira

Jan. 16, 2009

By Dan Amira

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