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The Donald

Jan. 19, 2016

Univision Buys Controlling Stake in the OnionArea hombres.

By Samuel Lieberman
Dec. 2, 2015

President Trump Would Destroy the EconomyThe Donald’s (sketchy) policy proposals suggest big stimulus, big inequality, and a global trade war.

By Annie Lowrey
funny money Oct. 23, 2015

Totally-Not-Trump-Affiliated Super-Pac Shuts Down After Campaign Ties Surface“Mr. Trump has said he doesn’t have a super-pac. So to honor his wishes, I’m shutting my organization down.”

By Jonah Shepp
the donald July 6, 2015

Mexicans Pummel Piñatas of New National Villain Donald Trump He’s full of candy, not hot air.

By Adam K. Raymond
the donald Mar. 17, 2015

After Much Teasing, Donald Trump Will Exit The ApprenticeIt’s a sad day for America.

By Margaret Hartmann
the most important people in the world Aug. 6, 2014

Donald Trump Says Trump Casinos Tarnish the Trump NameIs that even possible?

By Adam K. Raymond
the donald Jan. 10, 2014

Donald Trump Serious About the Possibility of Pulling Another Publicity StuntHe says he might run for governor of New York if the GOP “unifies” for him.

By Caroline Bankoff
conspiracy theories Aug. 26, 2013

Donald Trump Pretty Sure President Obama Is the Reason He’s Getting Sued Of course.

By Caroline Bankoff
the donald Aug. 25, 2013

Donald Trump Sued for Running Scam UniversityAttendees paid between $1,495 and $35,000 for useless classes and mentorship programs.

By Caroline Bankoff
juxtaposition of the day Mar. 5, 2013

Juxtaposition of the Day: Donald Trump EditionDonald Trump is going to CPAC. Chris Christie is not.

By Dan Amira
the donald Jan. 23, 2013

Trump: Interest in New York Times in ‘Evaluation Stage’“I think there’s a lot of dissension in the family.”

By Joe Hagan
the donald Oct. 24, 2012

Donald Trump Makes President Obama an Offer He Will Definitely RefuseProving that even our lowest expectations were not quite low enough.

By Dan Amira
the donald Oct. 22, 2012

Donald Trump Has a Big Announcement About President Obama and It Will Be Big!So big.

By Dan Amira
metaphors Sept. 26, 2012

Donald Trump’s Bronx Golf Course Is Alarmingly GassyMethane meets money.

By Brett Smiley
the donald Aug. 15, 2012

Donald Trump Not a Fan of ‘Loser Salon,’ Which Is His Name for SalonWhy won’t trump disparage us?

By Dan Amira
stuck in the mittle May 29, 2012

Donald Trump’s Birtherism Not a Dealbreaker for Mitt Romney Romney is still refusing to distance himself from the Donald’s big mouth.

By Joe Coscarelli
the donald May 25, 2012

How Much Longer Can Mitt Romney and Donald Trump Stay Pals?Trump, an increasingly prominent campaign surrogate, is also still a hard-core birther.

By Dan Amira
the donald Mar. 6, 2012

Donald Trump Tees Off Members of His Palm Beach Golf ClubWe are not making above golf puns.

By Beth Landman
the donald Feb. 8, 2012

Donald Trump Wants to Be Mitt Romney’s Secretary of Lunch ProtectionThis is definitely what Mitt Romney wants us to be talking about.

By Dan Amira
the donald Feb. 6, 2012

Seven Other Things Donald Trump Has Taken Credit ForHe thinks he’s responsible for Mitt Romney’s win in Nevada.

By Dan Amira
the donald Feb. 2, 2012

Mitt Romney and Donald Trump Battle for Handshake SupremacyTwo really rich men battle for dominance.

By Dan Amira
the donald Feb. 2, 2012

Who the Hell Is Donald Trump Endorsing Today? [Updated]Nobody seems to know! It’s madness!

By Dan Amira
the donald Dec. 27, 2011

Donald Trump Is the Country’s Sixth-Most Admired ManHe only received support from one percent of the population, but still.

By Dan Amira
the donald Dec. 13, 2011

Donald Trump Still Sending Personal Notes to Bloggers He HatesSeriously, what do we have to do to get one of these?

By Dan Amira
the donald Dec. 13, 2011

Even Donald Trump Doesn’t Want to Participate in the Donald Trump Debate AnymoreTrump has pulled out of this own debate.

By Dan Amira
the donald Dec. 12, 2011

Trump Claims Debate Rejection Hurting RomneyTrump’s perception of his own influence is a thing to behold.

By Dan Amira
the donald Dec. 9, 2011

Donald Trump Wants to Keep His Options OpenHis presidential “options.”

By Noreen Malone
the donald Dec. 7, 2011

Trump Says He Knows the Issues Better Than All the Other ModeratorsHe’s a humble man.

By Brett Smiley
Dec. 3, 2011

Ron Paul, Jon Huntsman Not Interested in Trump/Newsmax Debate [Updated]Or its “circus-like atmosphere.”

By Andre Tartar
the donald Oct. 18, 2011

Donald Trump Still Believes in Michele BachmannHe’s still not totally sure about Obama’s birth certificate, though.

By Caroline Bankoff
the donald Sept. 26, 2011

Mitt Romney and Herman Cain Both Have Dates With Donald TrumpThe Donald continues to play the field with the GOP candidates.

By Caroline Bankoff
the donald Sept. 16, 2011

That ‘Jim Perry’ Fellow Really Made a Good Impression on Donald Trump [Updated]Awkward.

By Dan Amira
the donald Sept. 15, 2011

Donald Trump Just Going to Pretend That He Was Leading the Race When He Dropped OutHe wasn’t. Here are the polls.

By Dan Amira
the donald Sept. 15, 2011

Donald Trump Takes Rick Perry to an Actual RestaurantHe decided against bad pizza this time.

By Dan Amira
the donald Sept. 14, 2011

Donald Trump Is Now Accepting Gold Bullion From TenantsIt’s almost like he’s into publicity stunts or something.

By Noreen Malone
the donald Sept. 7, 2011

Ivanka Trump, at Least, Is Taking Her Dad’s Threats to Re-Run SeriouslyThe Donald is “absolutely” serious, she tells us.

By Bennett Marcus
the donald June 22, 2011

Americans Find Presidential Candidates More Compelling Than KardashiansTrump’s new ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ contract is lucrative.

By Noreen Malone
the donald June 10, 2011

Watch Donald Trump Shout at the Camera for Four MinutesTrump explains that he didn’t run because he likes money.

By Dan Amira
the donald May 23, 2011

Donald Trump Vastly Overestimates America’s Post-Apprentice Appetite for Donald TrumpHe’s still grunting about running for president.

By Chris Rovzar
the donald May 19, 2011

‘I Thought That Trump University Was a Real Institution’Trump’s for-profit schools are probed.

By Chris Rovzar
the donald May 17, 2011

Who Got Suckered by Donald Trump?Bill Maher, Charles Krauthammer, Mike Huckabee, and, obviously, Dick Morris.

By Dan Amira
the donald May 16, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENTSorry, we have to sit down for a second.

By Chris Rovzar
the donald May 13, 2011

More Than 300 People Are Suing Donald Trump … for Being Donald TrumpA lawsuit over luxury high-rises.

By Nitasha Tiku
the donald May 10, 2011

Is Donald Trump Done?According to one pollster, he’s fallen from first to fifth in just a month.

By Dan Amira
the donald May 9, 2011

Donald Trump Is the Least Racist Person in the World Because a Black Person Won The Apprentice Six Years AgoAccording to Trump.

By Dan Amira
the donald Apr. 29, 2011

Donald Trump’s Incomplete Vietnam ExplanationHe says he got lucky, but he didn’t mention that he also got a medical deferment.

By Dan Amira
the donald Apr. 29, 2011

Trump to China: ‘Listen You Motherf—ers, We’re Going to Tax You 25 Percent’Watch Trump repeatedly drop the F-bomb in a speech in Las Vegas.

By Dan Amira
anti-trumpites Apr. 28, 2011

Rand Paul Wants to See Donald Trump’s CertificateOf Republican Party registration!

By Dan Amira
pop quiz Apr. 27, 2011

It’s Time to Play ‘Guess Who Donald Trump Is Castigating!’So many people!

By Dan Amira
the donald Apr. 26, 2011

Donald Trump’s Low Ceiling, or, Why Donald Trump Is Like The Human CentipedeBear with us.

By Dan Amira