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The Gods Must Be Crazy

  1. the gods must be crazy
    Monks Do Not Like It When You Try to Clean Their SpaceThey will throw their brooms at you. 
  2. bachmann ambition overdrive
    Meet Peter Waldron, the Former Ugandan Prisoner and Accused Spy Working for Michele Bachmann in IowaOh boy.
  3. the gods must be crazy
    Warren Jeffs Sentenced to Life in PrisonThe polygamist leader received the maximum sentence in both charges against him.
  4. neighborhood news
    Catholic Church Extinguishes Arts Community at St. Cecilia’s in GreenpointFather Jim is being shipped off to Afghanistan.
  5. the gods must be crazy
    Long Island Rabbi Busted by Ex-Wife for Hiring Prostitutes on the Sabbath“Since when are prostitutes kosher?”
  6. the gods must be crazy
    Presbyterian Church to Begin Ordaining Gay MinistersThe rule change begins on Sunday.
  7. the gods must be crazy
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Defends His Halfhearted Fight Against Marriage Equality in New York“Whatever, I didn’t want to have a say in this anyway.”
  8. equal rites
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Has Been ‘a Little Down Recently’Wait, why?
  9. equal rites
    Daily News: Marriage-Equality Vote Not Until Weekend or LaterAnd the debate drags on.
  10. the gods must be crazy
    God Practically Begging Michelle Bachmann to Run for PresidentShe feels “a calling.”
  11. equal rites
    Archbishop Dolan: Allowing Gays to Marry Would Lead to ‘Orwellian’ FutureBecause in ‘1984,’ it was the government giving people too many rights that was the problem.
  12. stupid crime of the day
    The Old ‘I Was Asleep While I Was Fondling a Stranger on an Airplane’ Excuse Never FliesEspecially if YOU’RE A RABBI.
  13. osama bin killed
    Dalai Lama Says Killing Osama Bin Laden Was Justified, in a Dalai Lama Sort of WayCompassionate countermeasures.
  14. the gods must be crazy
    Episcopal Church to Jim McGreevey: You Can’t Be a Priest, But It’s Not Because You’re GayIt’s for another reason.
  15. the gods must be crazy
    If Jesus Had Been on Trial in Virginia, Would He Have Gotten the Death Penalty?Considering Virginia is second only to Texas in the number of executions …
  16. the gods must be crazy
    Archaeologists Find ‘Gay’ Grave From Stone AgeIt wasn’t particularly festive.
  17. the gods must be crazy
    Pole Dancing Is One of the Many Ways to Worship JesusTake a gander at Crystal Dean’s Pole Fitness for Jesus class.
  18. the gods must be crazy
    Philadelphia Archdiocese Suspends 21 PriestsHallelujah?
  19. the gods must be crazy
    Gays Barred From Staten Island St. Patrick’s Day ParadeIt was because they were wearing rainbow pins and waving rainbow flags. As everyone knows, saints hate rainbows.
  20. the gods must be crazy
    The Pope Doesn’t Blame the Jews for Killing JesusAnd in his new book, he’ll tell you why.
  21. cuomolot
    Church Leader: Andrew Cuomo Is Living in ‘Public Concubinage’Ew.
  22. the gods must be crazy
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Did Not Hide $130 Million to Avoid Paying Off Sex-Abuse Settlements, Says Archbishop Timothy DolanSome trouble from Milwaukee is following our guy.
  23. the gods must be crazy
    Rachel Maddow the Latest Journo to Be Bamboozled by ChristwireAw, come on, Rach.
  24. from a distance
    Ted Haggard Doesn’t Want to Stand Up in Public and Say, ‘Hey, I’m a Masturbation Guy!’(But he is.)
  25. the gods must be crazy
    Alberto Cutié to Get Syndicated Talk ShowThe former Catholic priest will be dishing out advice.
  26. taking a stand
    New Yorker Would Rather Get Hepatitis Than Wait in LineChurch folk get huffy.
  27. the gods must be crazy
    Hepatitis A Scare at Long Island Catholic ChurchMerry Christmas!
  28. party chat
    Stephen Baldwin: When I’m a Billionaire, I’ll Be the ‘George Soros for Jesus’There is a lot going on in that statement.
  29. the gods must be crazy
    Archbishop Timothy Dolan Elected President of U.S. Conference of Catholic BishopsThis was unexpected.
  30. the gods must be crazy
    Who Knows the Most About Religion? Atheists, Jews, and MormonsAtheists know more about religion than people than believe in it.
  31. the gods must be crazy
    Homophobic Pastor Sued for ‘Coercing Sex’ on Teenage BoysSigh.
  32. the gods must be crazy
    Five Algerians Arrested in London Over Threat to the Pope“The Pope is enjoying a wonderful visit, warmly welcomed wherever he goes.”
  33. the gods must be crazy
    Okay, Okay, So a Jesus Statue Was Struck by Lightning and Burned to a Crisp Last NightBut it’s not THE “Touchdown Jesus.”
  34. the gods must be crazy
    Senior Priest on Leave in Boston After Sexual-Abuse AllegationsArchdiocese received complaints of sexual abuse of children about 50 years ago.
  35. the gods must be crazy
    From St. Peter’s Square, Pope Asks for ForgivenessThis is the first time he’s done so from a pulpit in the Church’s holy seat.
  36. the gods must be crazy
    Pope Assigns Archbishop Dolan, Others to Irish-Church Review PanelThe investigation team will look into churches and seminaries there.
  37. the gods must be crazy
    Pope: Gay Marriage One of ‘the Most Insidious and Dangerous Threats to the Common Good Today’Because remember that time recently when gay marriage molested 200 deaf boys and then systematically covered its own ass for it?
  38. the gods must be crazy
    Pope: ‘The Greatest Persecution of the Church Doesn’t Come From Enemies on the Outside But Is Born From the Sins Within the Church’Maybe the Church’s latest troubles aren’t the fault of the ‘Times’ after all!
  39. from a distance
    Another Gay Escort Details Night With Christian-Right LeaderThat’s two. Do we hear three?
  40. the gods must be crazy
    Times Sets Sights on Vatican Chief DefenderToday’s paper examines the past decisions of Cardinal William Levada.
  41. from a distance
    Christian Right Leader Nabbed Traveling With Gay EscortOh yes.
  42. the gods must be crazy
    Vatican: Pope May Apologize for Handling of Abuse CasesYou may have assumed he’s done this before.
  43. the gods must be crazy
    Some People Who Have Spent Their Lives Wanting to Say They Found Noah’s Ark Finally Say ItAnd good for them.
  44. the gods must be crazy
    Conservative Catholic Leaders Reacting More Strongly to Abuse ScandalTwo news stories today demonstrate a change in the wind.
  45. the gods must be crazy
    Pope Meets With Abuse Victims for First TimeApparently the meeting was exhausting.
  46. the gods must be crazy
    Pope Breaks Silence Over Recent Church Scandals“I have to say that we Christians, even in recent times, have often avoided the word ‘penance,’ which seems too harsh.”
  47. the gods must be crazy
    Atheists Want to Arrest the PopeRichard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are trying to build a case for “crimes against humanity.”
  48. the gods must be crazy
    On Good Friday, Church Compares Persecution of Jews to Current Scrutiny Over Priest Pedophilia Cover-UpsThe ‘Times’ continues flagellating the Church.
  49. the gods must be crazy
    Vatican Goes After Times Over CoverageMaureen Dowd is just “silly.”
  50. the gods must be crazy
    Pope Defended on Palm SundayTimothy Dolan took to the pulpit to speak up for his boss.
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