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The Horror

  1. NSA’s New Creepy Mascot Is Watching You and Knows If You Don’t RecycleMeet Dunk. 
  2. call now for a free gift
    New York Helps People Scammed by SnuggiesIf you accidentally bought six Perfect Brownie Pans, the government is here to help. 
  3. bill de blasio’s new york
    Bill de Blasio Eats Pizza With a Fork and Knife, SometimesThe new mayor flip-flops.
  4. the horror
    Stephen Tschida, Amtrak Survivor, Now Kind of a Big DealHe’s getting better service in area restaurants.
  5. the horror
    An ABC Reporter Tweets the Worst Train Ride of His LifeA cold, stranded Amtrak train will produce some memorable tweets.
  6. today in astor-ia
    Brooke Astor’s Son Found GuiltyAnthony Marshall could get 25 years in prison.
  7. things that make us want to scream
    Ivy Leaguers: ‘Hi, Are You a MONSTER? Me TOO!’“I KNEW we had a bond.”
  8. intel
    Emily Gould’s Book ProposalOh God. We seem to have gotten a copy of former Gawker editor–recent ‘Times Magazine’ cover subject/ chronic-oversharer Emily Gould’s book proposal, ‘And the Heart Says, “Whatever.”’