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Tinsley Mortimer

  1. socialites
    How Do You Solve a Problem Like Devorah?The ‘Times’ sure as heck doesn’t know.
  2. socialites
    Tinsley Mortimer Is on the Market AgainGentlemen, put on your makeup. It’s showtime.
  3. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail, Poses in BikiniAll in a day’s work!
  4. gossipmonger
    Russell Brand Made Out With Someone’s GrandmaDon’t tell Katy Perry.
  5. gossipmonger
    Oprah and Terence Koh Pried Lady Gaga Out of Her Dressing RoomThat must have been something to watch.
  6. gossipmonger
    Paris Hilton Back Together With Model Ex?Jason Shaw was always our favorite Paris patsy.
  7. gossipmonger
    Jenna Jameson’s Husband Says It’s Her Fault He Got Arrested for Hitting HerAlso, something happened with the Quaid Who Is Not Dennis.
  8. gossipmonger
    Devorah Rose Has Clearly Decided Publicly Hating on Tinsley Mortimer Is Her Only Shot at FameIf only people cared about Tinsley Mortimer, they might care about Devorah.
  9. hellivision
    Did You See Our Cameo on High Society Last Night?We were gorgeous.
  10. gossipmonger
    Def Jam Wondering If ‘Enough Is Enough’ for Jennifer LopezAn accidentally released track doesn’t sound so great — for J.Lo’s future with her label.
  11. hellivision
    Tinsley Mortimer’s Reality Show Has Driven Someone (Almost) to the Loony BinMalik So Chic turned up at Bellevue yesterday!
  12. gossipmonger
    Gerard Butler Is Embarrassed to Say He Trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s Christmas BushWe wouldn’t be!
  13. ’mocialites
    Who Is ‘Malik So Chic,’ Co-Star of Tinsley’s Reality Show High Society?We’ve never heard of this particular star of the CW’s new show ‘High Society,’ but now we fear we’re never going to stop hearing about him.
  14. gossipmonger
    Suri’s Awesomeness to Be Diluted With Competing Cruise Baby?Katie Holmes looks to be prepping to spawn again.
  15. hellivision
    Trailers Indicate Tinsley Reality Show May Actually Be EntertainingThey can do ANYTHING with reality television these days.
  16. party chat
    Maroulis-Mortimer Showmance Heats UpCan this be real?
  17. party chat
    Constantine on Tinsley: ‘We Have a Great Time Together’“And we have a lot in common!”
  18. gossipmonger
    Gisele Gave Birth in a BathtubShe probably looked hot doing it, too. And more excessive celebrity information, in our daily gossip roundup.
  19. gossipmonger
    Donald Trump Loves Lady Gaga After AllNow we can all sleep easy.
  20. gossipmonger
    Kate Hudson Uses Madonna’s Hard, Sinewy Shoulder to Cry OnWe imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
  21. gossipmonger
    Zach Galifianakis Likes Living in Brooklyn Because He Doesn’t Have to BatheFunny, that’s why we like having him live in Brooklyn, too.
  22. gossipmonger
    Michael Lohan Fake Died, and Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Fake Broke UpThank God for the Internet.
  23. hellivision
    Tinsley: Constantine Maroulis Is a ‘Really Nice Guy’The socialite acts coy about her lip-lock with an American Idol.
  24. hellivision
    Tinsley Mortimer Caught on Film Canoodling With Constantine MaroulisOh God. We’re having, like, THOUGHTS about this.
  25. hellivision
    Producers ‘Surprised’ by Devorah Rose, Tinsley Mortimer CatfightEven though they’ve been trying to spark it for weeks.
  26. gossipmonger
    Wilmer Valderrama Is Back!Hollywood fathers, lock up your daughters.
  27. hellivision
    Devorah Rose on Her ‘War’ Against TinsleyThank God.
  28. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan Realizes Her Parents Were the Enemy the Whole TimeIsn’t that always the case?
  29. socialites
    Tinsley Mortimer Shows Us How Reality-TV Sausage Is MadeAnd predictably, it isn’t pretty.
  30. gossipmonger
    Kate Hudson and A-Rod’s Sex Life Is ‘Like Animal Planet’And more things you don’t need to but kind of want to know about celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
  31. gossipmonger
    None of Tinsley Mortimer’s Friends Want to Be on Her Actually Real Reality ShowOnes that aren’t sleeping together, we mean.
  32. gossipmonger
    Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger Aren’t Fooling AnybodyThey definitely had dinner.
  33. grave sacrifices
    The Rich Have Stopped Buying Luxury Products Out of the Goodness of Their HeartsIt just doesn’t feel right to keep acting rich when people are suffering.
  34. random acts of kindness
    Tinsley Mortimer Saves Foster Children From Their Own FacesShe’s got Dior makeup artists giving makeovers to the poor little things.
  35. love saves the day
    Tinsley and Topper: Back On?The social Über-couple, rumored to be split, made a joyful joint appearance last night.
  36. Tinsley Mortimer Already Looking ‘Exhausted’ From New JobSlogging away in the Greatest Depression real-estate market may be draining her!
  37. intel
    Gossip Girl Says ‘Chuck You’ to True LoveIt’s the return of our exhaustive, obsessive, and unattractively loving recaps of the Greatest Show of Our Time.
  38. summering
    Nina Garcia’s Bathing Suit Is Like Her Invisibility CloakWhen she wears it, she says, the only people who see her are Tinsley Mortimer and Marjorie Gubelmann. Meanwhile, this past weekend boldfaced names like Gwyneth Paltrow and Peter Cook feigned invisibility — but you would have seen them if you were there. Because in the Hamptons, there’s nowhere to hide.
  39. photo op
    Tinsley Mortimer Is on the Set of ‘Gossip Girl’Will her appearance herald the end of our great love? Or is a new beginning?
  40. gossipmonger
    Ivana Trump Defends Her Great, Semi-Absentee LovePlus, gossip about Graydon Carter, Chuck Schumer, and Sean Avery, in our daily column roundup.
  41. intel
    ‘Gossip Girl’ Blows Our MindsAnd that’s not all. You’ll have to see it — or read our recap — to believe it.
  42. party lines
    Tinsley Mortimer May Already Be Super EnoughAt the Takashi Murakami exhibit, the socialite explains what superpowers she would like to have and why.
  43. gossipmonger
    Is Tinsley Having Topper Trouble?Plus, transvestites in Times Square, Marc Jacobs and his new boyfriend, and Priscilla Presley’s Botox in our daily gossip roundup!
  44. intel
    The Annals of Socialite Upstarts: Out With Olivia Palermo, in With Emily Brill?So January was cold, and February was short, but now it’s finally March. And you know what that means? It’s party time! No, not for you. For people who matter. We know since SocialiteRank.com shut down nearly a year ago, you haven’t been as able to keep track of what’s been going on with Tinsley and Zani and Margherita, but, trust us, they’re still out every night, flawlessly executing that arm move that Ellen Page has been trying to imitate! See, March is when the events for young socialites really begin in earnest. Last night saw the Riverkeeper benefit at the Hearst Tower, hosted by the ecocharity’s junior council. Scheduled next week is the American Museum of Natural History’s Winter Dance and the Frick’s Young Fellows’ Ball. A quick peek down the list of all the host committees show that, this year, all the fun is dominated by one set of friends. Claire Bernard, Maggie Betts, and Jamie Johnson are on the committees of all three of the above events, and they are joined here and there by Amanda Hearst, Hudson Morgan, Annie Churchill, Andrew Black, Derek Blasberg, and Byrdie Bell. This is a little bit of a shift away from the Tinsley-Dabney-Lydia axis, but it’s essentially the same gang. Which isn’t surprising, only…where’s Olivia Palermo?
  45. in other news
    Ally Hilfiger Can’t Imagine Curling Her Hair More Than Twice a MonthWe can’t believe that we made it this far into the day without discovering this breathtaking new development: The Observer ran an article about…socialites! And how some of them are not like the others. It’s completely out of character for the paper. The Observer’s prep-master general, David Foxley, today dissects the phenomenon of the “fauxcialite,” the society girls who can’t be bothered to get all dressed up every time a tot needs a new toy. Surprisingly (and we mean that honestly, not in the obnoxious, overly sarcastic way we wrote the lead-in to this item), it’s not filled with the classic Observer tone, where a reporter pretends to take a subject seriously, and then lets himself hoist himself with his own petard. (“The doorman eyed Mr. Cheban’s Louis Vuitton shoes appreciatively. ‘Some day I’ll get there,’ the man sighed longingly. ‘I’m not quite there yet, but some day.’ ‘Don’t worry — it took me awhile to get them, too!’ Mr. Cheban said. ‘Actually, it totally didn’t,’ he confessed minutes later. ‘I just didn’t want to make him feel bad.’”) But the story does include lots and lots of moments of genius from our favorite socialite ever, Tinsley Mortimer Ally Hilfiger! Gosh bless her. • “I think it’s pretty narcissistic of these socialite girls to worry so much about how they’re going to look when their intentions should just be about giving back,” Ms. Hilfiger said of her more high-maintenance sistren, sliding her naked heels forward on an ebony neoclassical coffee table. “I can’t imagine having a blow dryer or a curling iron in my hair more than, like, twice a month!”
  46. photo op
    Tinsley Mortimer Never Misses a Press Line Tinsley Mortimer, hair styled, full face of makeup, popped into a nail salon yesterday afternoon for a new coat of Ballet Slippers. As you can see, the nail salon she chose happens to be Iris Nails on Madison Avenue. Which happens to be next door to the Frank E. Campbell Funeral Home. Which happens to have been surrounded by photographers since early yesterday, when Heath Ledger’s body was taken there to await burial. We’re just saying. Tinsley Mortimer’s Grim Photo-Op [Socialite Life]
  47. in other news
    On the Matter of Lauren Davis’s WeddingOh. My. GOD. Were you at Lauren Davis’s wedding to billionaire Andres Santo Domingo, on January 18? You know, it was held on Baru, the Colombian island off Cartagena owned by his family, and the papers were all calling it “the first real society wedding of the century.” No? Well. You didn’t miss anything because it sucked. First of all, did you know that Colombia is, like, dangerous? Yeah, well, it IS. We had to be driven everywhere in bulletproof cars accompanied by bulky, Spanish–speaking bodyguards. Plus, it was 400 degrees, and get this: There wasn’t any air-conditioning at the church. We were sitting across from Tinsley Mortimer, and we swear all of a sudden her entire face melted straight off into her lap. It was like Raiders of the Lost Ark or something. Afterward, everyone just flew out of the church like they were being released from a hostage situation.
  48. intel
    Why Heatherette Canceled Their Show: Our ReasonsWe love, love, love Heatherette — even though their show is a glamorous debacle every year, and even though we’re not always sure where to buy their clothes. Traver Raines and Richie Rich, the house’s creative team, are nice, fun, energetic, and brilliant. Every season their train wreck of an exposition is the highlight during Fashion Week. That’s why we are hit hard by the news that they won’t be showing this February. They were supposed to show at Roseland Ballroom this year, too, which would have meant that everyone could have come, and the after-party would have been glorious. We’re trying to find out why they’ve bailed (they “prefer not to comment,” but we’ll get it out of them — we run with the same gays, after all), but in the meantime, we’ve compiled a top ten list of reasons they might have called off the show: 1) They’re only doing a “Cruise” collection this year. 2) They, like so many other small fashion houses, fell victim to great glitter shortage of 2008. 3) The only chaps they could find had asses. 4) Tinsley ate something. 5) Boy Meets Boy went back on the air. 6) A six-foot-eight drag queen has Richie and Traver locked up in a basement somewhere in the Village because she didn’t get into their last fashion show, even though she WAS INVITED. 7) Lady Bunny ate Lydia Hearst. Totally kidding. She flossed with her. 8) Someone actually wanted to buy something from last season’s show, and they had to figure out how to make it again. 9) Richie broke an axle. On his roller skate. 10) Their Amanda Lepore popped. Heatherette Cancels Fashion Show [Fashionista]
  49. gossipmonger
    Tinz and Olivia Hate Each Other More Than They Hate GenocideTinsley Mortimer and Olivia Palermo hate each other so much they couldn’t jointly host a benefit for Darfur. John Mayer took Mandy Moore to lunch (at La Esquina) and Cameron Diaz to dinner (at Indochine) on the same day. New School president Bob Kerrey, a former governor and senator from Nebraska, might move back to run Chuck Hagel’s senate seat. Ivanka Trump instituted a “no midriff, no bikini bottom” rule for her October Stuff magazine cover. Former Jets QB Joe Namath is now a grandfather, though his daughter is only 16. Billy Joel thinks his Hamptons benefit concert was overpriced — and not that good. A Mr. Chow is opening in Vegas. Giants safety Will Demps is done with groupies. A Maxim writer thinks Sanjaya and Adrian Grenier are doppelgängers.
  50. party lines
    Park Avenue Peers: A Blogger Meets Tinsley James Kurisunkal, the very midwestern brains behind the very inside-the-10021 blog Park Avenue Peerage, has spent the last four months chronicling the lives of the city’s social set — from the comfort of his dorm room in Illinois. But this summer he’s come to the big city, to intern at New York, and last night, at a Cinema Society screening of Interview at the Tribeca Grand, he finally got a chance to meet some of his idols. After the jump, the story of when James met Tinsley…
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