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Wolf Blitzer

  1. iowa caucuses
    CNN’s Attempt to Listen in on Caucus Results Backfires SpectacularlyThe Iowa Democratic Party hung up on a caucus secretary’s shared call with Wolf Blitzer.
  2. do not want
    Jeb Bush Tweet Sparks Wolf Blitzer Dance Party“To paraphrase @Meghan_Trainor it’s all ‘bout that (GOP) base,” joked America’s beardiest anchor.
  3. the third terminator
    Michael Bloomberg Rips Wolf Blitzer for Question That’s ‘Insulting to America’He informed the CNN host that he didn’t like his “tone.”
  4. great moments in cable news
    Tornado Survivor Tells Blitzer She’s an Atheist“I’m actually an atheist.”
  5. the most important people in the world
    Wolf Blitzer Is Apparently Famous Enough to Get ‘Swatted’He joins Ryan Seacrest, Chris Brown, and Justin Timberlake as victim.
  6. cable news news
    Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room Getting Even LongerCNN is canceling John King’s show and replacing it with more beard.
  7. trump
    Blitzer Finds Trump’s Birther Argument ‘A Little Ridiculous’The Wolf meets The Donald.
  8. immigration
    Wolf Blitzer Calls Out Romney on ‘Language of the Ghetto’ AdRomney denied knowledge of the ad despite approving it.
  9. revolt like an egyptian
    CNN Reporter in Libya Absolutely Savages Fox NewsNic Robertson, in Libya, rips Fox News’ human shields report to threads.
  10. early and often
    United States Senate Will Remain Bereft of Former WitchesChristine O’Donnell has lost.
  11. wyclef jean
    Wyclef Jean’s Campaign for President of Haiti Gets Off to an Awkward Start“Wyclef Jean can sit with any political party and have a conversation.”
  12. in other news
    Girl Raised by Wolf Blitzer Starting to Learn More ‘Humanlike Speech Patterns’The Onion nails it.
  13. todd-al domination
    Chuck Todd: StonerOur favorite goateed newsman has tried that thing with Pink Floyd and ‘The Wizard of Oz’ so many times.
  14. in other news
    Just Say It, Wolf Blitzer: You’ve Smoked MarijuanaAn open letter to CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer.
  15. party lines
    CNN’s Soledad O’Brien Defends Network’s Abysmal PerformanceOn ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’ and in the ratings.
  16. gossipmonger
    James Gandolfini Slipped Al Sharpton a SalamiAnd more celebrity interaction, in our daily gossip roundup.
  17. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Is on TV AgainAnd she still isn’t happy about Letterman, either.
  18. election hangover
    So About That Hologram Thing…Could Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper really see Jessica Yellin and Will.I.Am beamed into the CNN studios on Election Night? Or were they just pretending?
  19. great moments in rnc history
    Wolf Blitzer: In Touch With His Inner ChildThe ‘Situation Room’ host was overjoyed by the balloons at last night’s convention. Can’t you tell by his face?
  20. early and often
    The Official North Carolina and Indiana Primary Sobriety GameIn which we help you Democrats get through the night without alcohol. And it won’t be easy!