‘Times’ Couplets: Undead Find You Tasty, Healthy, Too!Wherein we arrange Times headlines in verse to bring you secret truths from the paper of record.
The Satire Is Biting, and So Are the Zombies
Mother Nature’s Helpers
Toasting the Neighbors
Chasing an Old Flame, Taking No Prisoners.
Channeling Group Dynamics, Fueled by the Power of Funk
The Human Community
Sowing the Substance of Life
For Life, Sometimes.
Because It’s Good for You, That’s Why!