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72 Totally Fine

The subterranean digs aren’t very sweet, but fans of taxidermy and rock and roll will feel right at home.

131 Chrystie St., New York, NY, 10002



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The lowdown

A former sign-making shop is now a bar with no sign. Add to the irony: Aside from a couple of grandma’s mid-century-styled couches, there isn’t much to make this subterranean lair — also once a bean-sprout factory — feel like home sweet home. At best, aficionados of taxidermy and lovers of knickknacks will feel like they’ve paradoxically climbed down a stairway to heaven. The wooden bar’s illuminated dioramalike display cases show off eBay detritus like a de-necked electric guitar, dental casts, and the disembodied horse-head of a hitching post. As far as real animals go, a stuffed rabbit, an eagle, and a beaver frolic around a tree branch repurposed as a lamp stand. That sort of exoticism doesn’t carry over to the beer selection or to the DJ’s jams (which run the gamut from Skynyrd to the Smiths).

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DrinksFull Bar

Noise LevelBring earplugs!