Patriot Saloon

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78 Solid

Run by the same people who brought us Coyote Ugly, the Patriot is unabashedly breast-forward.

110 Chambers St., New York, NY, 10007


Known For

The lowdown

The Patriot is gloriously, unabashedly, just a little pornographically, all about the boobage. It’s a two-story bar bannered in “lost” bras, but the primary décor comes chiefly in the form of various types of mammaries: the massive ones of the bartenders (who appear on a Flickr fan-club gallery, “Ladies of the Patriot Saloon”), the ones on the girls-night-out gangs grooving on the bar-top, and the quivering manboobs on the unshaven peanut gallery wedged up against the bar. Pabst is ordered by the pitcher; all other drinks are superfluous. There are also $2 burgers, though nobody seems to be eating them.

What you need to know

Insider Tips Cash only.

DrinksFull Bar

Noise LevelBring earplugs!