Patriot Saloon
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110 Chambers St., New York, NY, 10007
212-748-1162
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The lowdown
The Patriot is gloriously, unabashedly, just a little pornographically, all about the boobage. It’s a two-story bar bannered in “lost” bras, but the primary décor comes chiefly in the form of various types of mammaries: the massive ones of the bartenders (who appear on a Flickr fan-club gallery, “Ladies of the Patriot Saloon”), the ones on the girls-night-out gangs grooving on the bar-top, and the quivering manboobs on the unshaven peanut gallery wedged up against the bar. Pabst is ordered by the pitcher; all other drinks are superfluous. There are also $2 burgers, though nobody seems to be eating them.
What you need to know
Insider Tips Cash only.
DrinksFull Bar
Noise LevelBring earplugs!