There are so many Muppets here tonight. Do either of you have a favorite?
AR: I had a big crush growing up—I had a huge crush on Maria. I thought Maria was so hot.
DR: I didn’t know that!
Does that make you jealous?
DR: I’ll let him have that crush, as long as he, uh …
AR: She had a crush on Gordon.
DR: No, I had a crush on one of the Muppets, actually.
AR: Now, that’s just freaky!
DR: I know! I loved Big Bird.
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