Over the weekend, the celebrity-gossip site TMZ rolled out a New York sightseeing tour for tabloid-obsessives. The two-hour bus ride will, according to the company, make around 70 stops. Not one to pass on a good scoop, the TMZ team has been coy so far about the route, except to say that it will “change constantly,” but with eight years of juicy Gotham intel at the guide’s disposal, tourgoers certainly won’t want for cheap thrills at the glitterati’s expense.
1. A TMZ photographer vomits while chasing down Lance Armstrong.
2. Kramer fans mob Michael Richards.
3. Kevin Garnett and Carmelo Anthony nearly come to blows after a Knicks-Celtics game.
4. Lindsay Lohan is cuffed and led into the 10th Precinct.
5. Suri Cruise stink-eyes Mom for refusing to buy a puppy.
6. Lindsay Lohan sucker-punches a psychic in the nightclub Avenue.
7. Jim Carrey goes Banksy and graffitis the wall of his art studio.
8. Mickey Rourke downsizes to a $13,000-a-month duplex.
9. James Marsden sings Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition.”
10. The grungy clubs where Lady Gaga gets her big break.
11. Chris Brown and Drake brawl.
12. Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s wedding.
13. The paparazzi learns Suri Cruise has a body double.
14. Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz rent a crane to move out of their $15 million penthouse.
15. The apartment where Heath Ledger is found unconscious.
16. Momgelina and Maddox Jolie-Pitt are discovered sneaking in the side door of Lycée Français de New York.
17. The hospital where Jay-Z and Beyoncé have Blue Ivy.
18. Demi Moore is seen with an $11,000 white truffle outside Nello.
19. Woody Allen and the between-jobs Lindsay Lohan are spotted leaving dinner at Philippe.
20. Charlie Sheen, in “warlock” mode, trashes his Plaza Hotel room.
21. The Duggars (all 21) spend $614 at Bill’s Bar & Burger.
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