Bookish Boozing

Host Jessica Liese introduces Jonathan Ames.Photo: Robyn Schneider

376 9th St., at Sixth Ave., Park Slope, Brooklyn; 718-965-9177;
On the first and third Sunday of every month, a trio of authors commandeers this spot’s back room—usually aswirl with cutting-edge jazz and world music. Hostesses Robyn Schneider and Jessica Liese’s home-baked cookies take the bitter edge off the anise drinks and any dangling prepositions.
Past Readers: Paul Auster, Chuck Klosterman, David Rees, Amy Sohn
Upcoming: Amanda Stern and Elise Miller (3/19), Philip Fried (4/2)

Photo: Youngna Park

Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery, between Bleecker St. and Houston St.; 212-614-0505;
Founded by Bob Holman, who started Nuyorican’s legendary slams, this cavernous drinking den is home base for upstart versifiers and bohemian bards alike. In addition to a nightly slew of readings, slams, and open mikes, an eight-course poetry seminar allows schmoozing with “resident” writers like Paul Auster.
Past Readers: Jim Carroll, John Giorno, Danny Hoch, Ed Sanders, Sapphire, Sekou Sundiata
Upcoming: Taylor Mead (every Friday), Christopher X. Brodeur (3/27), Daniel Nester (4/13)

Jimmie Briggs at the Half King.Photo: Damaso Reyes/ (l), Mike Rogers (r)

Half King
505 W. 23rd St., at Tenth Ave.; 212-462-4300;
The Perfect Storm author Sebastian Junger and novelist/reporter Scott Anderson are occasional contributors to the reading series at their lively pub. An appreciative neighborhood crowd tipples to poetry, fiction, and nonfiction almost every Monday night, with one Monday per month dedicated to the under-read genre of magazine journalism.
Past Readers: Jon Lee Anderson, Phil Caputo, Bret Easton Ellis, James Wolcott
Upcoming: Sebastian Junger (4/14), James Howard Kunstler (5/1), Scott Anderson (5/15)

The crowd at Happy Ending.Photo: Gillian Crosson

Happy Ending
302 Broome St., at Forsythe St.; 212-334-9676;
This former massage parlor lives up to its name the third Wednesday of the month during its erotic “In the Flesh” reading series. Writers picked by Village Voice sex columnist Rachel Kramer Bussel keep the audience hot and bothered via fetish fantasias, true confessions, and erotic memoirs. On the second and fourth Wednesdays of the month, the Happy Ending Music and Reading Series provokes readers and musicians to take one “public risk”: McSweeney’s jokester Ben Greenman read his credit card number.
Past Readers: Mary Gaitskill, A.M. Homes, Rick Moody, James Salter, Jim Shepard, Colson WhiteheadUpcoming: Myla Goldberg (4/26), Arthur Bradford (5/10), Lydia Davis and Sigrid Nunez (6/14)

UN Secretary of Staff, Mr. Mark Malloch Brown at KGBPhoto: Julia Calfee

85 E. 4th St., between Second Ave. and Third Ave.; 212-505-3360;
The intimate readings at this former clubhouse for Ukrainian socialists have carried on the bar’s role as a haven of counterculture. Sundays bring fiction, Mondays poetry, and Tuesdays non-fiction. From Wednesday to Friday, you’ll hear everything from sci-fi to prize-winning journalism. The monthly “Drunken! Careening! Writers!” limits each participating novelist/poet/hack to fifteen minutes and insists each work must have “at least one thing that makes people laugh.” Time limits are off whenever Dan the barkeep dips into his tome-in-progress about the Kennedy assassination.
Past Readers: Robert Bly, Jonathan Franzen, Grace Paley, David Remnick, David Foster Wallace
Upcoming: Mark Doty (3/20), Sam Lipsyte (3/26), Tom Bissell (4/4)

Mo Pitkin's' World Series-themed reading featured Mark Jacobson, Kevin Baker, and Jonathan Mahler.Photo: Geoffrey McGhee

Mo Pitkin’s House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A, between 2nd St. and 3rd St.; 212-777-5660;
As part of this relative newcomer’s ambitious schedule of comedy, performance, and music, the Monday night Reading Room series allows published scribes to present their latest works. For A.D.D. sufferers, the humorous Ritalin Reading Series keeps performances to four minutes; zaniness also abounds at the newly installed variety show hosted by Jonathan Ames, Moby, and silent sidekick Mangina.
Past Readers: Mike Albo, Andy Borowitz, Samantha Hunt, Ann MarloweUpcoming: Elizabeth Spiers and Jonathan Friedman (3/28), Tony D’Souza (4/10) Darrin Strauss (4/24)

Hannah Tinti on Pete's fifth anniversary.

Pete’s Candy Store
709 Lorimer St., between Frost St. and Richardson St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn; 718-302-3770;
It’s a wonder any drinking gets done at this bar-cum-cultural center. In addition to a full calendar of live music, a narrow back room hosts prose readings on alternate Thursdays and poetry recitals every other Friday, after which wordsmiths can show off their newly expanded vocabulary by busting out one of the bar’s Scrabble boards.
Past Readers: Lucy Grealy, Gabe Hudson, Dale Peck, Francine Prose, Gary Shteyngart
Upcoming: Adam Haslett (3/23), David Gates (4/20), Sigrid Nunez (5/4), Jonathan Ames (5/18)

Emer Martin reads from More Bread or I'll Appear.

Rocky Sullivan’s
129 Lexington Ave., between 28th St. and 29th St.; 212-725-3871;
Former Irish Voice writer Patrick Farrelly aimed to rekindle the beatnik bar scene when he started his Wednesday night series a decade ago. Nowadays, the readings have a commerical spin as well with a Barnes & Noble bookseller hawking the featured hardback or paperback on most occasions.Past Readers: Roddy Doyle, Pete Hammill, Frank McCourt, Tom Hayden
Upcoming: Shari Goldhagen (4/19), James Green (5/3), Pagan Kennedy (6/14)

Gather around the Samovar's table for story hour.

The Russian Samovar
256 West 52nd St., between Eighth Ave. and Broadway; 212-757-0168;
This sultry, red-tinged Theater District spot has been luring the intelligensia ever since it opened in 1986 with the backing of Joseph Brodsky and Mikhail Baryshnikov. Sporadic readings take place in the upstairs room, where listeners gather around a large table and knock back exotically infused vodkas.
Past Readers: John Ashbery, George Saunders, Susan Sontag, Derek Wolcott
Upcoming: Gary Shteyngart in coversation with Jose Manuel Prieto (4/20)

Bookish Boozing